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This page used to be just for “trolling” posts, i.e., going into newsgroups online and starting shit for no particular reason other than to be funny. It was fun but it was kind of a pain in the ass. Then I stumbled across a site called What these motherfuckers were doing is going on AOL Instant Messenger posing as 13-year-old girls. They would then get pedophiles looking for cybersex and fuck with them unmercifully. It’s the funniest thing on the web. After contacting them, I was invited to try a few baits of my own. Not only is it fun as hell, but it’s a hell of a lot easier than trolling. So, with the consent of the folks at baiting, I ripped them off and put some of my own baits up here. Keep in mind, my stuff doesn’t hold a candle to theirs, so be sure to stop by their site too. Enjoy.

PS. Most of these are vulgar, many are racist, blasphemous, and sexist. Before you get all shitty about it, remember - these people are pedophiles, stupid! They are supposed to be offended. Several of them mention wet, runny poop. Why? Cuz poop always makes me laugh.



Fuck A Duck

Doug is "dirtybagina"


evrclr83: hey, age/sex/pic

dirtybagina: Read my fucking profile before you bother me you stupid cocksucker.

evrclr83: sorry i didnt know

evrclr83: damn

dirtybagina: Tell me, how old are you?

evrclr83: 18

dirtybagina: Really? And you wrestle?

evrclr83: yeah

dirtybagina: That is sooooooo hot!

dirtybagina: Just the thought of two guys wrestling makes my pussy sauce up like a chilito.

dirtybagina: Are you real good?

evrclr83: yeah

dirtybagina: Wow. You don't, by any chance, like to cyber do you?

evrclr83: yep ;-)

dirtybagina: You dont say much, do you?

dirtybagina: I'd like to cyber but you seem like a mute.

evrclr83: im not... sorry babe

evrclr83: i had 2 go get something

evrclr83: but im back

dirtybagina: So what are you into?

dirtybagina: Other than wearing tights and groping other men?

dirtybagina: (mmmmmm)

evrclr83: i do just about anything baby

evrclr83: what are u into?

dirtybagina: I do it all.

dirtybagina: Oral

dirtybagina: Anal

dirtybagina: Candle wax

dirtybagina: Haiku

evrclr83: anything else?

dirtybagina: Carpet Dogging.

dirtybagina: Hells Bells

dirtybagina: Fecal Doldrums

evrclr83: u ever role play?

dirtybagina: And How!

dirtybagina: Thats my favorite!

evrclr83: really? what are your favorite scenarios?

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: Lets do a wrestling?

evrclr83: hmmm.. how so

dirtybagina: Hold on.

evrclr83: k

dirtybagina: Dads on the phone.

evrclr83: k

dirtybagina: Ok, I'm back.

evrclr83: ok

dirtybagina: So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.

evrclr83: ok... sounds good

dirtybagina: And you dont like it one bit!

evrclr83: hm... whys that?

dirtybagina: Because you are a chauvanist, or at least thats how you make out to be.

evrclr83: ok... i understand

evrclr83: so what does this new female wrestler look like?

dirtybagina: Really you got into wrestling so you could finally wrap your arms around the taught, sweating buttocks of your mouth-watering peers without looking like a homo and I am ruining that for you.

dirtybagina: So you want revenge.

dirtybagina: I look like Dolemite in a leotard.

evrclr83: who?

dirtybagina: Never mind. Lets wrestle!

evrclr83: ok.... babe... ur gonna get it...

dirtybagina: Try me!

evrclr83: i come up 2 u and grab your arms pullin u towards me

dirtybagina: I grab you by the eggbag and twsit. You yelp like a dog under a car tire. The ref calls foul.

dirtybagina: I apologize.

evrclr83: i go over 2 the corner for a sec 2 get things straight

evrclr83: i come back over 2 u

dirtybagina: Your cock is beginning to bulge in your spandex garment.

dirtybagina: All the other wrestlers are jealous.

evrclr83: i cant help but be attracted 2 u

evrclr83: i lunge for u again

dirtybagina: And that is your weaknessQ

dirtybagina: !

evrclr83: im determined 2 beat u

dirtybagina: I see you staring at my sweet package and poke you in the eyes!

dirtybagina: You fall down crying.

evrclr83: i cover them

evrclr83: not knowing what 2 do

dirtybagina: The ref threatens to disqualify me.

dirtybagina: I tell him to lean in so that I can whisper in his ear.

evrclr83: ....?

dirtybagina: He does and I grab his throat and crush his larynx.

dirtybagina: He falls is a pile.

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.

dirtybagina: On, your feet, homo.

evrclr83: uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this

evrclr83: and im not really gay

dirtybagina: I kick your knee in and you buckle like a fat lady on narrow stairs.

evrclr83: sorry... but im not really into all this violence

dirtybagina: You weep and call for a parent or guardian.

dirtybagina: Nobody comes.

dirtybagina: Huh?

dirtybagina: Not into violence?

dirtybagina: But you're the wrestler?

evrclr83: yeah... durin role playin

evrclr83: i know

dirtybagina: Ok.

dirtybagina: Then you make something up.

evrclr83: im violent when i wrestle... not when im witha chick

evrclr83: what other role playin situations have u done?

dirtybagina: Ok, creampuff, you call the shots.

dirtybagina: No, its your turn.

dirtybagina: I dont want to look like the asshole again.

evrclr83: ok... well first off is there something that u absolutely wont do?

dirtybagina: Nothing.

evrclr83: how about u be a nurse

dirtybagina: I once let a monkey shit in my mouth for a polaroid to win 25 skeeball tickets. I will do anything.

dirtybagina: Ok I'm a nurse.

evrclr83: woah... ok... i dont think we need 2 do that

evrclr83: ok, well im the patient... and i come in for a checkup

dirtybagina: Like you have a monkey.

dirtybagina: Go ahead.

dirtybagina: Oh, Mr Jones, I see here you have an awful case of the creeping gotcha.

dirtybagina: You will need to take off your pants.

evrclr83: really?

dirtybagina: Yes. Really.

evrclr83: whatever u say nurse

evrclr83: u know best

evrclr83: theyre off

dirtybagina: No, I am going to need to take your temperature.

evrclr83: ok nurse

dirtybagina: You know how we do that for the creeping gotcha?

evrclr83: how?

dirtybagina: Fist I am going to need you to get you cock as hard as possible.

dirtybagina: Let me bend over so you can see my freshly shaved parts.

evrclr83: ok nurse...

dirtybagina: Does that make you hard?

evrclr83: mmmm... i enjoy the view

evrclr83: starting 2

dirtybagina: I stick two fingers in myself to make sure you are as hard as you can be.

evrclr83: mmm... almost there nurse

dirtybagina: I suck one of your balls into my mouth. You are as rigid as a Nazi on Parade.

evrclr83: mmm... yes

dirtybagina: Now we must take your temperature.

evrclr83: ok nurse

dirtybagina: I take the thermometer and put in my mouth so its all lubed up.

dirtybagina: I take your cock in my left hand like I was killing a turkey and jam the thermometer down the head til you feel it touch your pelvic bone.

dirtybagina: You jump like a retard sat in a campfire.

evrclr83: woah.....

evrclr83: damn

dirtybagina: You weep like a baby but Doctor knows whats best.

evrclr83: i ask if the nurse could hurry it up

dirtybagina: "Shut your whine-hole, faggy." Says I.

dirtybagina: I try to pull it out but its stuck.

evrclr83: yes nurse

evrclr83: ow

dirtybagina: Only one thing to do now!

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: I grab a tack hammer and smash your cock flat, crushing the glass thermometer inside you gutted member.

dirtybagina: You will have to pee out the glass chunks.

dirtybagina: (This would be a good time for you to pee on me)

evrclr83: uhm... what the heck is it with u and violence? and pissin?

dirtybagina: Thats not *violent*. Its *medical*.

evrclr83: i just wanted normal cyber sex

dirtybagina: And it was your fantasy.

evrclr83: i know... but the chicks dont shove a thermometer up my duck then hit it witha hammer

dirtybagina: Your duck?

evrclr83: dick

dirtybagina: Oh, we can do that too if you want.

evrclr83: no thanks

dirtybagina: We're in the barnyard feeding ducks.

evrclr83: .........

evrclr83: i dont think so

dirtybagina: You run out of bread but they're still hungry.

dirtybagina: I take off my top and show you my tits.


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dirtybagina: Then a duck fucks you.

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Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"


dynomyte200: you like older men?

PorkPipeAnnie: Only older men.

dynomyte200: how old are you?

PorkPipeAnnie: 13

PorkPipeAnnie: How'd you know I like older men if you didn't know how old I was?

PorkPipeAnnie: Already you come on with bullshit nuances.

dynomyte200: i read your info......i just wanted to make sure you know how old you are

PorkPipeAnnie: I may be young and ready to fuck but I'm not a fucking hillbilly retard.

dynomyte200: i am in college

PorkPipeAnnie: Are youtrying to be a smart fuck?

dynomyte200: i am smart......but not a smartfuck

PorkPipeAnnie: Well, what are you going to college for, smarty-john-pedophile?

dynomyte200: no, to become a pharmacist...

PorkPipeAnnie: Xanax addiction forcing you to aspire to a degree, eh?

dynomyte200: thats funny.....but true (i'm joking)

PorkPipeAnnie: So get to your point, squeezenuts.

dynomyte200: so why you like older men?

dynomyte200: your only 13....

dynomyte200: are you there?

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz they know how to cyber.

PorkPipeAnnie: Or.. most of them do.

dynomyte200: so your 13 and want to get nailed by a 20+ year old man

PorkPipeAnnie: I'd like em 40's if I had my druthers.

dynomyte200: what do you look like?

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like Cher if she'd had lost a bullfight.

PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry about the grammar in that sentence.

dynomyte200: is that good or bad......

dynomyte200: give me some figures or numbers

dynomyte200: or a picture....

dynomyte200: hello.......?

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like... well, like Mama Cass at a feedbag.

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm thinking.

dynomyte200: do you got a pic?

PorkPipeAnnie: Don't ever fucking rush me, you cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: No pic.

dynomyte200: i have a cock.....and it's huge

PorkPipeAnnie: *yawns* Wow. I girl can't find that in America.

dynomyte200: i don't cyber.....i like to fuck in person.......with people my age, not little girls

dynomyte200: i'm out to get a beer.......see ya

PorkPipeAnnie: Wait!

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: You're old enough to drink????

PorkPipeAnnie: What's it like???

PorkPipeAnnie: Please describe a beer to me!!!

PorkPipeAnnie: I'll suck your cock!!!

dynomyte200: what?

dynomyte200: i got a beer right here......why?

PorkPipeAnnie: Describe a beer to me and I'll suck your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: (and btw, I am pretending that you are JJ from GoodTimes. I assume thats why you have the name)

dynomyte200:'s a coor's light.....tape the rockies....

dynomyte200: i just popped the top......and i took a drink

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmm.

dynomyte200: still drinking......and it's gone....

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me what it tastes like, stupid!

PorkPipeAnnie: My mouth waters for your cock...

dynomyte200: little bubbles......yellowish look......tastes like beer.....not flat b/c it's fresh

PorkPipeAnnie: My ass weeps a single muddy tear of longing for you.

PorkPipeAnnie: Take off your pants.

dynomyte200: okay......there off.....

PorkPipeAnnie: No underwear?

dynomyte200: silk boxers...

PorkPipeAnnie: Search around for your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me when you've found it.

PorkPipeAnnie: Still waiting.

dynomyte200: here it both hands

PorkPipeAnnie: No, the other one is your frat brothers.

PorkPipeAnnie: But I guess it ain't gay if you are already in.

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, Now start jacking off over me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm laying naked below you.

dynomyte200: your kinky......

dynomyte200: slowly.........

PorkPipeAnnie: All shaven and nasty.

PorkPipeAnnie: Writhing.

dynomyte200: faster.....

PorkPipeAnnie: Rolling over and arching my ass up in the air.

dynomyte200: do you like it in the ass?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm begging you to fuck my ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: I thought you'd never ask!

dynomyte200: i rub it along your ass crack

dynomyte200: and slide it in gently

PorkPipeAnnie: I feel a turd in there but I don't say anything.

PorkPipeAnnie: I let you jam it in.

dynomyte200: slowly at first....get juices flowing

PorkPipeAnnie: The juices are sloppy flu-poop. But it helps.

dynomyte200: a litlle faster...

PorkPipeAnnie: The faster you go, the more I start to shit.

dynomyte200: thats nasty.....

PorkPipeAnnie: It's getting all over your Aunt Nancy's comforter.

PorkPipeAnnie: i suggest we move to the floor.

dynomyte200: what

PorkPipeAnnie: It's tile and can clean up quick.

dynomyte200: i like to be ordered around

PorkPipeAnnie: Take your cock out of my ass!

PorkPipeAnnie: Do it now, bitch!

dynomyte200: okay.....

dynomyte200: now what?

PorkPipeAnnie: Now lay on your Aunt Nancy's tile floor.

PorkPipeAnnie: On your belly.

dynomyte200: okay baby...

dynomyte200: now what?

PorkPipeAnnie: Now writhe around while I jack off.

PorkPipeAnnie: Arc your ass up towards me.

dynomyte200: okay....

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats a good boy.

dynomyte200: okay...why?

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz it turns me on!

dynomyte200: okay...

PorkPipeAnnie: Now pull your ass cheeks apart!

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I put on Aunt Nancy's strap on cock!

dynomyte200: i don't think so...

PorkPipeAnnie: It's not as big as my own cock..

PorkPipeAnnie: but what the heck?

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I cram both my own cock and Aunt Nancy's cock in your ass without even hesitating.

dynomyte200: are you a man or woman.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You scream like you found a dead body.

PorkPipeAnnie: It just makes me mad.

PorkPipeAnnie: I pound your faggot head into the floor...

PorkPipeAnnie: What?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh..

PorkPipeAnnie: I am a little girl.

dynomyte200: i don't like dicks in my ass...

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway,

dynomyte200: take the dicks out of my ass..or i'm leaving

PorkPipeAnnie: So i am ramming my own 34 year old man-cock into your pedophile ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: I don't want to, but I have to teach you a lesson about raping children.

dynomyte200: so your a man......i'm leaving.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You beg me to finish but I can't come.

PorkPipeAnnie: No!

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm a little girl who loves to fuck older guys.

dynomyte200: but you said your 34 year old man

PorkPipeAnnie: So, I ose my erection and ask you to prescribe something so that I can keep ass-fucking you til you are dead.

PorkPipeAnnie: What do you recommend, Doc?

dynomyte200: your wierd......i'm gone......

PorkPipeAnnie: Wait!

dynomyte200: i need to go get a drink.....

PorkPipeAnnie: I think I could love you.

dynomyte200: what the hell do you want?

PorkPipeAnnie: I want to blow a load.

PorkPipeAnnie: You haven't done shit to get me off.

dynomyte200: your a horny old man....i thought you were a 16-17 year old girl pretending to be 13 year old girl

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats just irresponsible.

PorkPipeAnnie: Man???

PorkPipeAnnie: Me???

dynomyte200: yes.....your a man.....

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you a faggot???

PorkPipeAnnie: If you want a dude, you better go elsewhere.

dynomyte200: no, i like age women.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You knew I was 13 and tried to fuck me!

dynomyte200: i tried to leave you said wait!

PorkPipeAnnie: It made me hard.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now finish the job.

PorkPipeAnnie: Suck my cock.

dynomyte200: your a sick old man......i am leaving....

PorkPipeAnnie: Suck it good.

PorkPipeAnnie: Real good.

dynomyte200: go away

PorkPipeAnnie: Dy-no-mite!

PorkPipeAnnie: Stop with the warnings, homo!

dynomyte200: your a man pretending to be a women......your sick

PorkPipeAnnie: Or Florida is gonna be mad at you!

dynomyte200: i'm blocking you....

PorkPipeAnnie: "you're", not "your".

dynomyte200: shut the hell up

PorkPipeAnnie: What fucking college do you go to that can't teach you to fucking write?

dynomyte200: fuck off you sick pervert

PorkPipeAnnie: Pedophile finishing school?



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Cowboys And Indians

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


timmysue69: hi

ToolMySweetAss: Timmysue?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: What kinda half-homo shit is that?

timmysue69: um, it's a just for fun kind of thing

ToolMySweetAss: Wow. Thrill a minute.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your vitals?

timmysue69: 20/m/sd

ToolMySweetAss: South Dakota?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: You're not a fucking Indian, are you?

ToolMySweetAss: I hate fucking Indians.

timmysue69: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

timmysue69: so do i

timmysue69: where are you from?

ToolMySweetAss: Vegas.

timmysue69: cool

ToolMySweetAss: What do you do there in SD, fuck cows?

timmysue69: fuck no

timmysue69: i go to school

timmysue69: only the indians fuck cows

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, to learn how to fuck cows?

ToolMySweetAss: I'd love a threesome with you and a cow and a dirty Indian.

timmysue69: i think i'll pass on that one

timmysue69: so why do you want to fuck a cow and an indian so much?

ToolMySweetAss: Well whats your kink, chink?

timmysue69: fucking a chick's tight asshole

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

ToolMySweetAss: I love butt-sex!

timmysue69: cool

timmysue69: so do you have any pics of your sweet ass?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope. My Dad took them all back when I called Social Services.

timmysue69: that sucks

timmysue69: when will you get some more?

timmysue69: so what are you doing?

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I'm putting salve on my boil.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Between the warts, the boil and the abortion, I am quite a mess in the nether regions.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: 9

timmysue69: why do you have boils and warts on your pussy?

timmysue69: or don't you want to talk about that?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, the boils are from wearing the same panties for too many weeks in a row without washing and the warts... they're from a friend.

timmysue69: why don't you change your panties ever?

ToolMySweetAss: Well, that creepy guy in the laundry room makes me blow him.

ToolMySweetAss: I think he's Indian.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: That was my third abortion this year. My pussy is getting callouses.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like anal?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, wait, you already said you do.

timmysue69: yes

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Too many baits going at once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm gonna have to stick with getting fucked in the ass before my uterus falls out.

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: Tell what you would do to me if we were out there on the prairie, surrounded by dirty, filthy Indians.

timmysue69: first, i would kill them all

ToolMySweetAss: Wait, wait, wait, Jonny!

timmysue69: and then i would tear all of you clothes off and fuck you in the ass until i cum

ToolMySweetAss: See, I'm setting a stage.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: You can't just go plowing it down like that.

ToolMySweetAss: Now try again.

timmysue69: ok, what would you prefer that i do?

ToolMySweetAss: Where's your imagination, dickbag?

timmysue69: well, that's what i imagined doing to you

ToolMySweetAss: Romance me a bit, faggot.

ToolMySweetAss: And how big is your dick anyway?

ToolMySweetAss: I like em small.

ToolMySweetAss: real small.

timmysue69: kind of hard to romance you when we're surrounded by indians

timmysue69: then you wouldn't like me

ToolMySweetAss: They all have big purple cocks.

ToolMySweetAss: Totem cocks.

timmysue69: who?

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: The Indians.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: These are India Indians. Did you think I was talking about Native Americans?

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking racist bag of puke.

ToolMySweetAss: How can you live in South Dakota and not have an appreciation for our native American brethren?

ToolMySweetAss: I think you are secretly attracked to out Prairie Brothers and want to fuck one of THEM in his ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooooo?

timmysue69: what the fuck do you want?

ToolMySweetAss: I want to cyber, jerk!

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck me in the ass.

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: let's go

ToolMySweetAss: Just please say you don't hate Native Americans.

timmysue69: i don't

ToolMySweetAss: Kool!

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, so lets say we are on the Plains near the Black Hills.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are on horseback.

ToolMySweetAss: No wait.

ToolMySweetAss: You are under the horse.

ToolMySweetAss: Hiding from the Indians that you hate.

ToolMySweetAss: From India.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You can smell curry on the wind.

ToolMySweetAss: It gives you the fear, but it gives the horse a violent erection!

ToolMySweetAss: The erection shoots towards my eye!

ToolMySweetAss: At the last second you jump in front of it with your ass and save me!

ToolMySweetAss: Gashloop!

ToolMySweetAss: Right up your ass!

ToolMySweetAss: This makes me soooo hot!

ToolMySweetAss: So i start to suck your cock to ease the pain.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like that?

timmysue69: yeah, except for the horses dick in my ass part

ToolMySweetAss: Well, thems the breaks. It ain't easy livin in the Old West.

ToolMySweetAss: 'Tween Injuns, lynchins, and horse cocks in you ass, its a wonder we're livin at all.

ToolMySweetAss: So here i am, a proper southern gal sucking your cock out on the prarie.

ToolMySweetAss: There is a massive, pink, gunky, curry-inspired pushed so far into your ass that your breath reeks of your own feces.

ToolMySweetAss: "Would you like to fuck my ass like that?" I ask.

ToolMySweetAss: You can't respond. Your head looks like it will explode.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you want to fuck my ass now?

ToolMySweetAss: I need some feedback here, nitzy-marie.

timmysue69: yes

ToolMySweetAss: Well say something every now and again, Buckwheat.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, I am now dying to have you fuck me in the ass and I am so jealous of you getting horse-cocked that I could cry.

ToolMySweetAss: I try to pry you of his engorged member but you are stuck.

ToolMySweetAss: I need it in my ass so bad I'm frantic!

timmysue69: well, pull up your dress and stand in front of me

ToolMySweetAss: I call out to the only people I know can help me.

ToolMySweetAss: The dreaded Indians.

ToolMySweetAss: Only they aren't India Indians after all!

ToolMySweetAss: They're Natives! Hurrah!

ToolMySweetAss: They see what you have done to yourself with the stinking horse prick in your fanny.

ToolMySweetAss: They tie a rope around your neck and tie the other end to their 74 Gran Torino.

ToolMySweetAss: Unfortunately they are drunk as usual, so they hit the gas too hard and pull off your head.

ToolMySweetAss: I tell them what you said about them so they aren't real worried about it.

ToolMySweetAss: Now I really need fucked in the poop-pipe so we cut your body off the horses cock and I promply jam the horse cock up my own ass, breathing a big sigh of releif like I barely made it to the bathroom.

ToolMySweetAss: The savages now take turns fucking your lifeless corpse and sucking your dead flacid dick. The whole night, tagging and switching off.

ToolMySweetAss: Did you cum already?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey I didn't come yet, you asshole.

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, c'mon don't you like cyber?

ToolMySweetAss: Want my pic?

timmysue69: sure

ToolMySweetAss: Well why are you ignoring me then?

timmysue69: because this sucks

ToolMySweetAss: Well you have to tell me what you like different.

ToolMySweetAss: I only know what Paul likes.

timmysue69: i don't want to die, or get fucked in the ass

ToolMySweetAss: He's my stepfather and he's into this kinda stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, already.

timmysue69: so do you fuck him alot?

ToolMySweetAss: Only when he just gets home or right before school or on Sunday when my brother is working.

ToolMySweetAss: If my brother gets the day off, he fucks my brother.

ToolMySweetAss: So what do you want me to do for you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like your cock sucked?

timmysue69: yes, but i want your pic first

ToolMySweetAss: I was bluffing. I told you before they got confiscated by the state. Paul may have to go to prison for it.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why he's trying to get onto all the ass-rape fantasies.

ToolMySweetAss: So how about this. I'll do the fantasy and you reply after each sentence with a number from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, as to how you like it.

ToolMySweetAss: K?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are lying on your bed after a long day on the farm. You are naked with your little cock in your hand, thinking of me.

ToolMySweetAss: (waiting for the score here!)

timmysue69: 8

ToolMySweetAss: You have to be quicker with the numbers, Stinkin Jim.

ToolMySweetAss: K.

ToolMySweetAss: Now..

ToolMySweetAss: I walk into the room wearing my footy pajamas with the ass flap that folds down.

ToolMySweetAss: You open the ass flap and stare at my glorious ass, all the while getting hard like concrete in your loins.

ToolMySweetAss: (?)

ToolMySweetAss: I sit over your face, the ass flap of my Carebear Footy pajamas open over your mouth.

ToolMySweetAss: (Hellooooo? Score please)

timmysue69: still 8

ToolMySweetAss: You notice the raging boils on my ass and cry. I sneez and shoot a stream of wet penguin shit across your face. You jump up and slam your pimply forehead into my ass boils and break them. The room is a sea of pus.

ToolMySweetAss: The smell makes you turgid.

ToolMySweetAss: Your cock stands tall and strong. Like an Indian.

timmysue69: you are fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: Not an India Indian.

ToolMySweetAss: A Wampanaug.

ToolMySweetAss: Your mother walks into the room.

ToolMySweetAss: She screams!

ToolMySweetAss: "What are you doin letting a 34 year old man in CareBear footy pajamas do sit on your face with his boil-riddled ass leaking all over you?"

ToolMySweetAss: I tell her to shut her hole.

ToolMySweetAss: (Score?)

ToolMySweetAss: Did you come already????

ToolMySweetAss: Score please?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I see. Your jacking off to your Mother and can't type. Paul likes that too.

ToolMySweetAss: I guess if you're gonna cum I should send you ONE picture of my ass, huh?

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Why did you stop scoring?

ToolMySweetAss: I was getting confused.

timmysue69: because you're fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: What????

ToolMySweetAss: Thats mean!

ToolMySweetAss: I am trying to make you come here. What have you done for me?

ToolMySweetAss: My pussy is sooo wet and you won't even say one dirty word to help me come.

ToolMySweetAss: Help me come, get a pic.

timmysue69: i want a pic first

timmysue69: or i'm leaving

ToolMySweetAss: It's a picture of me and Paul fucking, is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, and your Mother is in it. With a horse cock in her ass and a dirty Indian jacking off on her waterbag tits.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Now get over here and suck my 34 year old man-cock.

ToolMySweetAss: Helloooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey what gives with the warning?

ToolMySweetAss: It must be hard to be gay in South Dakota, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Lonely all day, nothing to pass the time but horse cock, Your Mothers dirty ass, some Indian guys who fuck you silly and a computer to try and molest children. You poor fucking loser.




Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


roboman727: you have a pic

ToolMySweetAss: No, I don't.

ToolMySweetAss: You have a pic?

roboman727: no

ToolMySweetAss: Well then, there you go.

roboman727: but i will in a few, when my systems come up

ToolMySweetAss: I'll wait right here.

roboman727: it will be a couple of hours

roboman727: my systems are down

ToolMySweetAss: I will wait forever if I have to.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm that kind of girl.

roboman727: hmm

roboman727: why

ToolMySweetAss: I stick by a person for life.

roboman727: thats is scary

ToolMySweetAss: Thats what a person deserves when they go

all out for you like you have done for me.

roboman727: hmm i did how

ToolMySweetAss: I didn't even have a picture and you said you would

still send me one.

roboman727: that me

ToolMySweetAss: Thats soooo awesome!

roboman727: where you from

ToolMySweetAss: You are so totally cool!

roboman727: in more ways than one

ToolMySweetAss: I am from Las Vegas. Would you like to come here?

ToolMySweetAss: I will so ask my mom if you can stay!

roboman727: yes, when i am not so busy

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you?

roboman727: what

roboman727: i am a old guy

ToolMySweetAss: I looove old guys!

ToolMySweetAss: Young guys don't know how to do anything!!!

roboman727: you only stay with your mom

ToolMySweetAss: (including ass-fuck)

roboman727: hm

roboman727: i am the best

ToolMySweetAss: Are you like real busy a lot?

roboman727: most of the time

roboman727: but i make time for certain things

ToolMySweetAss: Cuz I could maybe come out and help you or something.

roboman727: how old are you

ToolMySweetAss: I can't do a lot of things becasue of my disability but I can use a computer.

ToolMySweetAss: 13

ToolMySweetAss: 14 in June.

roboman727: thats to young for me

roboman727: i could get into trouble

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, I thought you knew I was into older guys.

ToolMySweetAss: I mean, we don't have to have sex til I'm older.

ToolMySweetAss: We will wait til I am 18.

roboman727: what is your disability

ToolMySweetAss: But until then we can still see each other all the time and cyber and I'll suck your sweet cock over the internet.

ToolMySweetAss: My disability?

roboman727: what is it

ToolMySweetAss: I was crushed between a bus and a concrete

embunkment at the bowling alley.

roboman727: and what happen

ToolMySweetAss: I have no use of my body from the neck down.

ToolMySweetAss: But i can type with this straw in my mouth.

roboman727: ok

ToolMySweetAss: So i can help you pay bills online and type up your mail and stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: What do you do?

roboman727: i am a computer analyst and a phone sex operator

ToolMySweetAss: I am so excited this is soooooo cool. Everyone told

me - there's someone for everyone! I just didn't know I'd meet mine right here online!

roboman727: hmm

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your favorite thing for breakfast so I can tell my mom to learn how to cook it!?

ToolMySweetAss: She's gonna be sooo happy.

roboman727: i have to go for a few ok

roboman727: my systems are coming up

ToolMySweetAss: She always tells me "You'll never find a man you Goddamned cripple"!

ToolMySweetAss: Now I'll show her finally!

roboman727: ok

roboman727: hey friend i will be right back

ToolMySweetAss: Finally someone to fuck my ass and call me angel!

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: Don't go!

ToolMySweetAss: I can't be without you!

roboman727: i have to , i will be back

ToolMySweetAss: Wait! Mother is coming to talk to you, to give you directions to the house!

ToolMySweetAss: What time can you get here?

ToolMySweetAss: I will maybe have you pick up some things for me. Where do you live?

roboman727: you are being funny

roboman727: i am in texas

ToolMySweetAss: I have a great sense of humor!

ToolMySweetAss: My oncologist tells me that!

ToolMySweetAss: Texas is big, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you have a big cock?

ToolMySweetAss: Like "Texas" big?

roboman727: ok

roboman727: i will be back

ToolMySweetAss: Yes or no?

ToolMySweetAss: I'll kill myself if you leave!

ToolMySweetAss: Don't do this to me, Rob!

roboman727: i am at work and if i dont check my systems i will get into trouble

roboman727: i said i would be back

ToolMySweetAss: We made a commitment to one another and

we are going to see this through.

ToolMySweetAss: My Dad said he would be right back yet here I

sit, shriveled dead legs and a spine like a crazy-straw waiting.

ToolMySweetAss: & years I've been waiting.

ToolMySweetAss: 7*

ToolMySweetAss: And I am not going to let you leave like that too.



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Cough Syrup

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"


pres2030: hey how r u?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm all sweating and throwing up blood.

PorkPipeAnnie: How are you?

pres2030: r u serious?

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes.

pres2030: gross, what's wrong?

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been drinking cough syrup for two days. Hardcore hallucinations. Bad comedown, though.

pres2030: that sucks!

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been shitting full crimson buckets of stool.

PorkPipeAnnie: I shit a class ring from some guy that raped me last year.

PorkPipeAnnie: He jammed his whole hand in my mouth to stop me from screaming and I accidently swallowed the ring.

PorkPipeAnnie: Today it came out in my poop.

PorkPipeAnnie: Along with my liver.

PorkPipeAnnie: Or maybe it was a kidney.

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway, wanna cyber

PorkPipeAnnie: ?

pres2030: no thanks

PorkPipeAnnie: Why not?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

PorkPipeAnnie: Its getting all black in here!

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh God I dont wanna die!



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