Fuck A Duck

Doug is "dirtybagina"

evrclr83: hey, age/sex/pic

dirtybagina: Read my fucking profile before you bother me you stupid cocksucker.

evrclr83: sorry i didnt know

evrclr83: damn

dirtybagina: Tell me, how old are you?

evrclr83: 18

dirtybagina: Really? And you wrestle?

evrclr83: yeah

dirtybagina: That is sooooooo hot!

dirtybagina: Just the thought of two guys wrestling makes my pussy sauce up like a chilito.

dirtybagina: Are you real good?

evrclr83: yeah

dirtybagina: Wow. You don't, by any chance, like to cyber do you?

evrclr83: yep ;-)

dirtybagina: You dont say much, do you?

dirtybagina: I'd like to cyber but you seem like a mute.

evrclr83: im not... sorry babe

evrclr83: i had 2 go get something

evrclr83: but im back

dirtybagina: So what are you into?

dirtybagina: Other than wearing tights and groping other men?

dirtybagina: (mmmmmm)

evrclr83: i do just about anything baby

evrclr83: what are u into?

dirtybagina: I do it all.

dirtybagina: Oral

dirtybagina: Anal

dirtybagina: Candle wax

dirtybagina: Haiku

evrclr83: anything else?

dirtybagina: Carpet Dogging.

dirtybagina: Hells Bells

dirtybagina: Fecal Doldrums

evrclr83: u ever role play?

dirtybagina: And How!

dirtybagina: Thats my favorite!

evrclr83: really? what are your favorite scenarios?

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: Lets do a wrestling?

evrclr83: hmmm.. how so

dirtybagina: Hold on.

evrclr83: k

dirtybagina: Dads on the phone.

evrclr83: k

dirtybagina: Ok, I'm back.

evrclr83: ok

dirtybagina: So lets say I am the first girl to make the wrestling team.

evrclr83: ok... sounds good

dirtybagina: And you dont like it one bit!

evrclr83: hm... whys that?

dirtybagina: Because you are a chauvanist, or at least thats how you make out to be.

evrclr83: ok... i understand

evrclr83: so what does this new female wrestler look like?

dirtybagina: Really you got into wrestling so you could finally wrap your arms around the taught, sweating buttocks of your mouth-watering peers without looking like a homo and I am ruining that for you.

dirtybagina: So you want revenge.

dirtybagina: I look like Dolemite in a leotard.

evrclr83: who?

dirtybagina: Never mind. Lets wrestle!

evrclr83: ok.... babe... ur gonna get it...

dirtybagina: Try me!

evrclr83: i come up 2 u and grab your arms pullin u towards me

dirtybagina: I grab you by the eggbag and twsit. You yelp like a dog under a car tire. The ref calls foul.

dirtybagina: I apologize.

evrclr83: i go over 2 the corner for a sec 2 get things straight

evrclr83: i come back over 2 u

dirtybagina: Your cock is beginning to bulge in your spandex garment.

dirtybagina: All the other wrestlers are jealous.

evrclr83: i cant help but be attracted 2 u

evrclr83: i lunge for u again

dirtybagina: And that is your weaknessQ

dirtybagina: !

evrclr83: im determined 2 beat u

dirtybagina: I see you staring at my sweet package and poke you in the eyes!

dirtybagina: You fall down crying.

evrclr83: i cover them

evrclr83: not knowing what 2 do

dirtybagina: The ref threatens to disqualify me.

dirtybagina: I tell him to lean in so that I can whisper in his ear.

evrclr83: ....?

dirtybagina: He does and I grab his throat and crush his larynx.

dirtybagina: He falls is a pile.

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: You shit your pants as you realize this is now a death match.

dirtybagina: On, your feet, homo.

evrclr83: uhm... sorry... but could we change role playin.... im not really egttin anything from this

evrclr83: and im not really gay

dirtybagina: I kick your knee in and you buckle like a fat lady on narrow stairs.

evrclr83: sorry... but im not really into all this violence

dirtybagina: You weep and call for a parent or guardian.

dirtybagina: Nobody comes.

dirtybagina: Huh?

dirtybagina: Not into violence?

dirtybagina: But you're the wrestler?

evrclr83: yeah... durin role playin

evrclr83: i know

dirtybagina: Ok.

dirtybagina: Then you make something up.

evrclr83: im violent when i wrestle... not when im witha chick

evrclr83: what other role playin situations have u done?

dirtybagina: Ok, creampuff, you call the shots.

dirtybagina: No, its your turn.

dirtybagina: I dont want to look like the asshole again.

evrclr83: ok... well first off is there something that u absolutely wont do?

dirtybagina: Nothing.

evrclr83: how about u be a nurse

dirtybagina: I once let a monkey shit in my mouth for a polaroid to win 25 skeeball tickets. I will do anything.

dirtybagina: Ok I'm a nurse.

evrclr83: woah... ok... i dont think we need 2 do that

evrclr83: ok, well im the patient... and i come in for a checkup

dirtybagina: Like you have a monkey.

dirtybagina: Go ahead.

dirtybagina: Oh, Mr Jones, I see here you have an awful case of the creeping gotcha.

dirtybagina: You will need to take off your pants.

evrclr83: really?

dirtybagina: Yes. Really.

evrclr83: whatever u say nurse

evrclr83: u know best

evrclr83: theyre off

dirtybagina: No, I am going to need to take your temperature.

evrclr83: ok nurse

dirtybagina: You know how we do that for the creeping gotcha?

evrclr83: how?

dirtybagina: Fist I am going to need you to get you cock as hard as possible.

dirtybagina: Let me bend over so you can see my freshly shaved parts.

evrclr83: ok nurse...

dirtybagina: Does that make you hard?

evrclr83: mmmm... i enjoy the view

evrclr83: starting 2

dirtybagina: I stick two fingers in myself to make sure you are as hard as you can be.

evrclr83: mmm... almost there nurse

dirtybagina: I suck one of your balls into my mouth. You are as rigid as a Nazi on Parade.

evrclr83: mmm... yes

dirtybagina: Now we must take your temperature.

evrclr83: ok nurse

dirtybagina: I take the thermometer and put in my mouth so its all lubed up.

dirtybagina: I take your cock in my left hand like I was killing a turkey and jam the thermometer down the head til you feel it touch your pelvic bone.

dirtybagina: You jump like a retard sat in a campfire.

evrclr83: woah.....

evrclr83: damn

dirtybagina: You weep like a baby but Doctor knows whats best.

evrclr83: i ask if the nurse could hurry it up

dirtybagina: "Shut your whine-hole, faggy." Says I.

dirtybagina: I try to pull it out but its stuck.

evrclr83: yes nurse

evrclr83: ow

dirtybagina: Only one thing to do now!

evrclr83: ?

dirtybagina: I grab a tack hammer and smash your cock flat, crushing the glass thermometer inside you gutted member.

dirtybagina: You will have to pee out the glass chunks.

dirtybagina: (This would be a good time for you to pee on me)

evrclr83: uhm... what the heck is it with u and violence? and pissin?

dirtybagina: Thats not *violent*. Its *medical*.

evrclr83: i just wanted normal cyber sex

dirtybagina: And it was your fantasy.

evrclr83: i know... but the chicks dont shove a thermometer up my duck then hit it witha hammer

dirtybagina: Your duck?

evrclr83: dick

dirtybagina: Oh, we can do that too if you want.

evrclr83: no thanks

dirtybagina: We're in the barnyard feeding ducks.

evrclr83: .........

evrclr83: i dont think so

dirtybagina: You run out of bread but they're still hungry.

dirtybagina: I take off my top and show you my tits.

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dirtybagina: Then a duck fucks you.

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Dy-No-Mite!

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

dynomyte200: you like older men?

PorkPipeAnnie: Only older men.

dynomyte200: how old are you?

PorkPipeAnnie: 13

PorkPipeAnnie: How'd you know I like older men if you didn't know how old I was?

PorkPipeAnnie: Already you come on with bullshit nuances.

dynomyte200: i read your info......i just wanted to make sure you know how old you are

PorkPipeAnnie: I may be young and ready to fuck but I'm not a fucking hillbilly retard.

dynomyte200: i am in college

PorkPipeAnnie: Are youtrying to be a smart fuck?

dynomyte200: i am smart......but not a smartfuck

PorkPipeAnnie: Well, what are you going to college for, smarty-john-pedophile?

dynomyte200: no, to become a pharmacist...

PorkPipeAnnie: Xanax addiction forcing you to aspire to a degree, eh?

dynomyte200: thats funny.....but true (i'm joking)

PorkPipeAnnie: So get to your point, squeezenuts.

dynomyte200: so why you like older men?

dynomyte200: your only 13....

dynomyte200: are you there?

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz they know how to cyber.

PorkPipeAnnie: Or.. most of them do.

dynomyte200: so your 13 and want to get nailed by a 20+ year old man

PorkPipeAnnie: I'd like em 40's if I had my druthers.

dynomyte200: what do you look like?

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like Cher if she'd had lost a bullfight.

PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry about the grammar in that sentence.

dynomyte200: is that good or bad......

dynomyte200: give me some figures or numbers

dynomyte200: or a picture....

dynomyte200: hello.......?

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like... well, like Mama Cass at a feedbag.

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm thinking.

dynomyte200: do you got a pic?

PorkPipeAnnie: Don't ever fucking rush me, you cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: No pic.

dynomyte200: i have a cock.....and it's huge

PorkPipeAnnie: *yawns* Wow. I girl can't find that in America.

dynomyte200: i don't cyber.....i like to fuck in person.......with people my age, not little girls

dynomyte200: i'm out to get a beer.......see ya

PorkPipeAnnie: Wait!

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: You're old enough to drink????

PorkPipeAnnie: What's it like???

PorkPipeAnnie: Please describe a beer to me!!!

PorkPipeAnnie: I'll suck your cock!!!

dynomyte200: what?

dynomyte200: i got a beer right here......why?

PorkPipeAnnie: Describe a beer to me and I'll suck your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: (and btw, I am pretending that you are JJ from GoodTimes. I assume thats why you have the name)

dynomyte200: okay.....it's a coor's light.....tape the rockies....

dynomyte200: i just popped the top......and i took a drink

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmm.

dynomyte200: still drinking......and it's gone....

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me what it tastes like, stupid!

PorkPipeAnnie: My mouth waters for your cock...

dynomyte200: little bubbles......yellowish look......tastes like beer.....not flat b/c it's fresh

PorkPipeAnnie: My ass weeps a single muddy tear of longing for you.

PorkPipeAnnie: Take off your pants.

dynomyte200: okay......there off.....

PorkPipeAnnie: No underwear?

dynomyte200: silk boxers...

PorkPipeAnnie: Search around for your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me when you've found it.

PorkPipeAnnie: Still waiting.

dynomyte200: here it is....in both hands

PorkPipeAnnie: No, the other one is your frat brothers.

PorkPipeAnnie: But I guess it ain't gay if you are already in.

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, Now start jacking off over me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm laying naked below you.

dynomyte200: your kinky......

dynomyte200: slowly.........

PorkPipeAnnie: All shaven and nasty.

PorkPipeAnnie: Writhing.

dynomyte200: faster.....

PorkPipeAnnie: Rolling over and arching my ass up in the air.

dynomyte200: do you like it in the ass?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm begging you to fuck my ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: I thought you'd never ask!

dynomyte200: i rub it along your ass crack

dynomyte200: and slide it in gently

PorkPipeAnnie: I feel a turd in there but I don't say anything.

PorkPipeAnnie: I let you jam it in.

dynomyte200: slowly at first....get juices flowing

PorkPipeAnnie: The juices are sloppy flu-poop. But it helps.

dynomyte200: a litlle faster...

PorkPipeAnnie: The faster you go, the more I start to shit.

dynomyte200: thats nasty.....

PorkPipeAnnie: It's getting all over your Aunt Nancy's comforter.

PorkPipeAnnie: i suggest we move to the floor.

dynomyte200: okay.....now what

PorkPipeAnnie: It's tile and can clean up quick.

dynomyte200: i like to be ordered around

PorkPipeAnnie: Take your cock out of my ass!

PorkPipeAnnie: Do it now, bitch!

dynomyte200: okay.....

dynomyte200: now what?

PorkPipeAnnie: Now lay on your Aunt Nancy's tile floor.

PorkPipeAnnie: On your belly.

dynomyte200: okay baby...

dynomyte200: now what?

PorkPipeAnnie: Now writhe around while I jack off.

PorkPipeAnnie: Arc your ass up towards me.

dynomyte200: okay....

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats a good boy.

dynomyte200: okay...why?

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz it turns me on!

dynomyte200: okay...

PorkPipeAnnie: Now pull your ass cheeks apart!

dynomyte200: okay......now what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I put on Aunt Nancy's strap on cock!

dynomyte200: i don't think so...

PorkPipeAnnie: It's not as big as my own cock..

PorkPipeAnnie: but what the heck?

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I cram both my own cock and Aunt Nancy's cock in your ass without even hesitating.

dynomyte200: are you a man or woman.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You scream like you found a dead body.

PorkPipeAnnie: It just makes me mad.

PorkPipeAnnie: I pound your faggot head into the floor...

PorkPipeAnnie: What?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh..

PorkPipeAnnie: I am a little girl.

dynomyte200: i don't like dicks in my ass...

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway,

dynomyte200: take the dicks out of my ass..or i'm leaving

PorkPipeAnnie: So i am ramming my own 34 year old man-cock into your pedophile ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: I don't want to, but I have to teach you a lesson about raping children.

dynomyte200: so your a man......i'm leaving.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You beg me to finish but I can't come.

PorkPipeAnnie: No!

dynomyte200: what?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm a little girl who loves to fuck older guys.

dynomyte200: but you said your 34 year old man

PorkPipeAnnie: So, I ose my erection and ask you to prescribe something so that I can keep ass-fucking you til you are dead.

PorkPipeAnnie: What do you recommend, Doc?

dynomyte200: your wierd......i'm gone......

PorkPipeAnnie: Wait!

dynomyte200: i need to go get a drink.....

PorkPipeAnnie: I think I could love you.

dynomyte200: what the hell do you want?

PorkPipeAnnie: I want to blow a load.

PorkPipeAnnie: You haven't done shit to get me off.

dynomyte200: your a horny old man....i thought you were a 16-17 year old girl pretending to be 13 year old girl

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats just irresponsible.

PorkPipeAnnie: Man???

PorkPipeAnnie: Me???

dynomyte200: yes.....your a man.....

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you a faggot???

PorkPipeAnnie: If you want a dude, you better go elsewhere.

dynomyte200: no, i like women....legal age women.....

PorkPipeAnnie: You knew I was 13 and tried to fuck me!

dynomyte200: i tried to leave you said wait!

PorkPipeAnnie: It made me hard.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now finish the job.

PorkPipeAnnie: Suck my cock.

dynomyte200: your a sick old man......i am leaving....

PorkPipeAnnie: Suck it good.

PorkPipeAnnie: Real good.

dynomyte200: go away

PorkPipeAnnie: Dy-no-mite!

PorkPipeAnnie: Stop with the warnings, homo!

dynomyte200: your a man pretending to be a women......your sick

PorkPipeAnnie: Or Florida is gonna be mad at you!

dynomyte200: i'm blocking you....

PorkPipeAnnie: "you're", not "your".

dynomyte200: shut the hell up

PorkPipeAnnie: What fucking college do you go to that can't teach you to fucking write?

dynomyte200: fuck off you sick pervert

PorkPipeAnnie: Pedophile finishing school?

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Cowboys And Indians

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

timmysue69: hi

ToolMySweetAss: Timmysue?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: What kinda half-homo shit is that?

timmysue69: um, it's a just for fun kind of thing

ToolMySweetAss: Wow. Thrill a minute.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your vitals?

timmysue69: 20/m/sd

ToolMySweetAss: South Dakota?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: You're not a fucking Indian, are you?

ToolMySweetAss: I hate fucking Indians.

timmysue69: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

timmysue69: so do i

timmysue69: where are you from?

ToolMySweetAss: Vegas.

timmysue69: cool

ToolMySweetAss: What do you do there in SD, fuck cows?

timmysue69: fuck no

timmysue69: i go to school

timmysue69: only the indians fuck cows

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, to learn how to fuck cows?

ToolMySweetAss: I'd love a threesome with you and a cow and a dirty Indian.

timmysue69: i think i'll pass on that one

timmysue69: so why do you want to fuck a cow and an indian so much?

ToolMySweetAss: Well whats your kink, chink?

timmysue69: fucking a chick's tight asshole

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

ToolMySweetAss: I love butt-sex!

timmysue69: cool

timmysue69: so do you have any pics of your sweet ass?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope. My Dad took them all back when I called Social Services.

timmysue69: that sucks

timmysue69: when will you get some more?

timmysue69: so what are you doing?

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I'm putting salve on my boil.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Between the warts, the boil and the abortion, I am quite a mess in the nether regions.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: 9

timmysue69: why do you have boils and warts on your pussy?

timmysue69: or don't you want to talk about that?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, the boils are from wearing the same panties for too many weeks in a row without washing and the warts... they're from a friend.

timmysue69: why don't you change your panties ever?

ToolMySweetAss: Well, that creepy guy in the laundry room makes me blow him.

ToolMySweetAss: I think he's Indian.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: That was my third abortion this year. My pussy is getting callouses.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like anal?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, wait, you already said you do.

timmysue69: yes

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Too many baits going at once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm gonna have to stick with getting fucked in the ass before my uterus falls out.

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: Tell what you would do to me if we were out there on the prairie, surrounded by dirty, filthy Indians.

timmysue69: first, i would kill them all

ToolMySweetAss: Wait, wait, wait, Jonny!

timmysue69: and then i would tear all of you clothes off and fuck you in the ass until i cum

ToolMySweetAss: See, I'm setting a stage.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: You can't just go plowing it down like that.

ToolMySweetAss: Now try again.

timmysue69: ok, what would you prefer that i do?

ToolMySweetAss: Where's your imagination, dickbag?

timmysue69: well, that's what i imagined doing to you

ToolMySweetAss: Romance me a bit, faggot.

ToolMySweetAss: And how big is your dick anyway?

ToolMySweetAss: I like em small.

ToolMySweetAss: real small.

timmysue69: kind of hard to romance you when we're surrounded by indians

timmysue69: then you wouldn't like me

ToolMySweetAss: They all have big purple cocks.

ToolMySweetAss: Totem cocks.

timmysue69: who?

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: The Indians.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: These are India Indians. Did you think I was talking about Native Americans?

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking racist bag of puke.

ToolMySweetAss: How can you live in South Dakota and not have an appreciation for our native American brethren?

ToolMySweetAss: I think you are secretly attracked to out Prairie Brothers and want to fuck one of THEM in his ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooooo?

timmysue69: what the fuck do you want?

ToolMySweetAss: I want to cyber, jerk!

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck me in the ass.

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: let's go

ToolMySweetAss: Just please say you don't hate Native Americans.

timmysue69: i don't

ToolMySweetAss: Kool!

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, so lets say we are on the Plains near the Black Hills.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are on horseback.

ToolMySweetAss: No wait.

ToolMySweetAss: You are under the horse.

ToolMySweetAss: Hiding from the Indians that you hate.

ToolMySweetAss: From India.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You can smell curry on the wind.

ToolMySweetAss: It gives you the fear, but it gives the horse a violent erection!

ToolMySweetAss: The erection shoots towards my eye!

ToolMySweetAss: At the last second you jump in front of it with your ass and save me!

ToolMySweetAss: Gashloop!

ToolMySweetAss: Right up your ass!

ToolMySweetAss: This makes me soooo hot!

ToolMySweetAss: So i start to suck your cock to ease the pain.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like that?

timmysue69: yeah, except for the horses dick in my ass part

ToolMySweetAss: Well, thems the breaks. It ain't easy livin in the Old West.

ToolMySweetAss: 'Tween Injuns, lynchins, and horse cocks in you ass, its a wonder we're livin at all.

ToolMySweetAss: So here i am, a proper southern gal sucking your cock out on the prarie.

ToolMySweetAss: There is a massive, pink, gunky, curry-inspired pushed so far into your ass that your breath reeks of your own feces.

ToolMySweetAss: "Would you like to fuck my ass like that?" I ask.

ToolMySweetAss: You can't respond. Your head looks like it will explode.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you want to fuck my ass now?

ToolMySweetAss: I need some feedback here, nitzy-marie.

timmysue69: yes

ToolMySweetAss: Well say something every now and again, Buckwheat.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, I am now dying to have you fuck me in the ass and I am so jealous of you getting horse-cocked that I could cry.

ToolMySweetAss: I try to pry you of his engorged member but you are stuck.

ToolMySweetAss: I need it in my ass so bad I'm frantic!

timmysue69: well, pull up your dress and stand in front of me

ToolMySweetAss: I call out to the only people I know can help me.

ToolMySweetAss: The dreaded Indians.

ToolMySweetAss: Only they aren't India Indians after all!

ToolMySweetAss: They're Natives! Hurrah!

ToolMySweetAss: They see what you have done to yourself with the stinking horse prick in your fanny.

ToolMySweetAss: They tie a rope around your neck and tie the other end to their 74 Gran Torino.

ToolMySweetAss: Unfortunately they are drunk as usual, so they hit the gas too hard and pull off your head.

ToolMySweetAss: I tell them what you said about them so they aren't real worried about it.

ToolMySweetAss: Now I really need fucked in the poop-pipe so we cut your body off the horses cock and I promply jam the horse cock up my own ass, breathing a big sigh of releif like I barely made it to the bathroom.

ToolMySweetAss: The savages now take turns fucking your lifeless corpse and sucking your dead flacid dick. The whole night, tagging and switching off.

ToolMySweetAss: Did you cum already?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey I didn't come yet, you asshole.

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, c'mon don't you like cyber?

ToolMySweetAss: Want my pic?

timmysue69: sure

ToolMySweetAss: Well why are you ignoring me then?

timmysue69: because this sucks

ToolMySweetAss: Well you have to tell me what you like different.

ToolMySweetAss: I only know what Paul likes.

timmysue69: i don't want to die, or get fucked in the ass

ToolMySweetAss: He's my stepfather and he's into this kinda stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, already.

timmysue69: so do you fuck him alot?

ToolMySweetAss: Only when he just gets home or right before school or on Sunday when my brother is working.

ToolMySweetAss: If my brother gets the day off, he fucks my brother.

ToolMySweetAss: So what do you want me to do for you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like your cock sucked?

timmysue69: yes, but i want your pic first

ToolMySweetAss: I was bluffing. I told you before they got confiscated by the state. Paul may have to go to prison for it.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why he's trying to get onto all the ass-rape fantasies.

ToolMySweetAss: So how about this. I'll do the fantasy and you reply after each sentence with a number from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, as to how you like it.

ToolMySweetAss: K?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are lying on your bed after a long day on the farm. You are naked with your little cock in your hand, thinking of me.

ToolMySweetAss: (waiting for the score here!)

timmysue69: 8

ToolMySweetAss: You have to be quicker with the numbers, Stinkin Jim.

ToolMySweetAss: K.

ToolMySweetAss: Now..

ToolMySweetAss: I walk into the room wearing my footy pajamas with the ass flap that folds down.

ToolMySweetAss: You open the ass flap and stare at my glorious ass, all the while getting hard like concrete in your loins.

ToolMySweetAss: (?)

ToolMySweetAss: I sit over your face, the ass flap of my Carebear Footy pajamas open over your mouth.

ToolMySweetAss: (Hellooooo? Score please)

timmysue69: still 8

ToolMySweetAss: You notice the raging boils on my ass and cry. I sneez and shoot a stream of wet penguin shit across your face. You jump up and slam your pimply forehead into my ass boils and break them. The room is a sea of pus.

ToolMySweetAss: The smell makes you turgid.

ToolMySweetAss: Your cock stands tall and strong. Like an Indian.

timmysue69: you are fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: Not an India Indian.

ToolMySweetAss: A Wampanaug.

ToolMySweetAss: Your mother walks into the room.

ToolMySweetAss: She screams!

ToolMySweetAss: "What are you doin letting a 34 year old man in CareBear footy pajamas do sit on your face with his boil-riddled ass leaking all over you?"

ToolMySweetAss: I tell her to shut her hole.

ToolMySweetAss: (Score?)

ToolMySweetAss: Did you come already????

ToolMySweetAss: Score please?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I see. Your jacking off to your Mother and can't type. Paul likes that too.

ToolMySweetAss: I guess if you're gonna cum I should send you ONE picture of my ass, huh?

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Why did you stop scoring?

ToolMySweetAss: I was getting confused.

timmysue69: because you're fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: What????

ToolMySweetAss: Thats mean!

ToolMySweetAss: I am trying to make you come here. What have you done for me?

ToolMySweetAss: My pussy is sooo wet and you won't even say one dirty word to help me come.

ToolMySweetAss: Help me come, get a pic.

timmysue69: i want a pic first

timmysue69: or i'm leaving

ToolMySweetAss: It's a picture of me and Paul fucking, is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, and your Mother is in it. With a horse cock in her ass and a dirty Indian jacking off on her waterbag tits.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Now get over here and suck my 34 year old man-cock.

ToolMySweetAss: Helloooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey what gives with the warning?

ToolMySweetAss: It must be hard to be gay in South Dakota, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Lonely all day, nothing to pass the time but horse cock, Your Mothers dirty ass, some Indian guys who fuck you silly and a computer to try and molest children. You poor fucking loser.

Commitment

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

roboman727: you have a pic

ToolMySweetAss: No, I don't.

ToolMySweetAss: You have a pic?

roboman727: no

ToolMySweetAss: Well then, there you go.

roboman727: but i will in a few, when my systems come up

ToolMySweetAss: I'll wait right here.

roboman727: it will be a couple of hours

roboman727: my systems are down

ToolMySweetAss: I will wait forever if I have to.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm that kind of girl.

roboman727: hmm

roboman727: why

ToolMySweetAss: I stick by a person for life.

roboman727: thats is scary

ToolMySweetAss: Thats what a person deserves when they go

all out for you like you have done for me.

roboman727: hmm i did how

ToolMySweetAss: I didn't even have a picture and you said you would

still send me one.

roboman727: that me

ToolMySweetAss: Thats soooo awesome!

roboman727: where you from

ToolMySweetAss: You are so totally cool!

roboman727: in more ways than one

ToolMySweetAss: I am from Las Vegas. Would you like to come here?

ToolMySweetAss: I will so ask my mom if you can stay!

roboman727: yes, when i am not so busy

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you?

roboman727: what

roboman727: i am a old guy

ToolMySweetAss: I looove old guys!

ToolMySweetAss: Young guys don't know how to do anything!!!

roboman727: you only stay with your mom

ToolMySweetAss: (including ass-fuck)

roboman727: hm

roboman727: i am the best

ToolMySweetAss: Are you like real busy a lot?

roboman727: most of the time

roboman727: but i make time for certain things

ToolMySweetAss: Cuz I could maybe come out and help you or something.

roboman727: how old are you

ToolMySweetAss: I can't do a lot of things becasue of my disability but I can use a computer.

ToolMySweetAss: 13

ToolMySweetAss: 14 in June.

roboman727: thats to young for me

roboman727: i could get into trouble

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, I thought you knew I was into older guys.

ToolMySweetAss: I mean, we don't have to have sex til I'm older.

ToolMySweetAss: We will wait til I am 18.

roboman727: what is your disability

ToolMySweetAss: But until then we can still see each other all the time and cyber and I'll suck your sweet cock over the internet.

ToolMySweetAss: My disability?

roboman727: what is it

ToolMySweetAss: I was crushed between a bus and a concrete

embunkment at the bowling alley.

roboman727: and what happen

ToolMySweetAss: I have no use of my body from the neck down.

ToolMySweetAss: But i can type with this straw in my mouth.

roboman727: ok

ToolMySweetAss: So i can help you pay bills online and type up your mail and stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: What do you do?

roboman727: i am a computer analyst and a phone sex operator

ToolMySweetAss: I am so excited this is soooooo cool. Everyone told

me - there's someone for everyone! I just didn't know I'd meet mine right here online!

roboman727: hmm

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your favorite thing for breakfast so I can tell my mom to learn how to cook it!?

ToolMySweetAss: She's gonna be sooo happy.

roboman727: i have to go for a few ok

roboman727: my systems are coming up

ToolMySweetAss: She always tells me "You'll never find a man you Goddamned cripple"!

ToolMySweetAss: Now I'll show her finally!

roboman727: ok

roboman727: hey friend i will be right back

ToolMySweetAss: Finally someone to fuck my ass and call me angel!

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: Don't go!

ToolMySweetAss: I can't be without you!

roboman727: i have to , i will be back

ToolMySweetAss: Wait! Mother is coming to talk to you, to give you directions to the house!

ToolMySweetAss: What time can you get here?

ToolMySweetAss: I will maybe have you pick up some things for me. Where do you live?

roboman727: you are being funny

roboman727: i am in texas

ToolMySweetAss: I have a great sense of humor!

ToolMySweetAss: My oncologist tells me that!

ToolMySweetAss: Texas is big, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you have a big cock?

ToolMySweetAss: Like "Texas" big?

roboman727: ok

roboman727: i will be back

ToolMySweetAss: Yes or no?

ToolMySweetAss: I'll kill myself if you leave!

ToolMySweetAss: Don't do this to me, Rob!

roboman727: i am at work and if i dont check my systems i will get into trouble

roboman727: i said i would be back

ToolMySweetAss: We made a commitment to one another and

we are going to see this through.

ToolMySweetAss: My Dad said he would be right back yet here I

sit, shriveled dead legs and a spine like a crazy-straw waiting.

ToolMySweetAss: & years I've been waiting.

ToolMySweetAss: 7*

ToolMySweetAss: And I am not going to let you leave like that too.

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Cough Syrup

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

pres2030: hey how r u?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm all sweating and throwing up blood.

PorkPipeAnnie: How are you?

pres2030: r u serious?

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes.

pres2030: gross, what's wrong?

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been drinking cough syrup for two days. Hardcore hallucinations. Bad comedown, though.

pres2030: that sucks!

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been shitting full crimson buckets of stool.

PorkPipeAnnie: I shit a class ring from some guy that raped me last year.

PorkPipeAnnie: He jammed his whole hand in my mouth to stop me from screaming and I accidently swallowed the ring.

PorkPipeAnnie: Today it came out in my poop.

PorkPipeAnnie: Along with my liver.

PorkPipeAnnie: Or maybe it was a kidney.

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway, wanna cyber

PorkPipeAnnie: ?

pres2030: no thanks

PorkPipeAnnie: Why not?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

PorkPipeAnnie: Its getting all black in here!

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh God I dont wanna die!

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