Cough Syrup

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

pres2030: hey how r u?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm all sweating and throwing up blood.

PorkPipeAnnie: How are you?

pres2030: r u serious?

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes.

pres2030: gross, what's wrong?

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been drinking cough syrup for two days. Hardcore hallucinations. Bad comedown, though.

pres2030: that sucks!

PorkPipeAnnie: I've been shitting full crimson buckets of stool.

PorkPipeAnnie: I shit a class ring from some guy that raped me last year.

PorkPipeAnnie: He jammed his whole hand in my mouth to stop me from screaming and I accidently swallowed the ring.

PorkPipeAnnie: Today it came out in my poop.

PorkPipeAnnie: Along with my liver.

PorkPipeAnnie: Or maybe it was a kidney.

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway, wanna cyber

PorkPipeAnnie: ?

pres2030: no thanks

PorkPipeAnnie: Why not?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

PorkPipeAnnie: Its getting all black in here!

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh God I dont wanna die!

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