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Cowboys And Indians

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


timmysue69: hi

ToolMySweetAss: Timmysue?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: What kinda half-homo shit is that?

timmysue69: um, it's a just for fun kind of thing

ToolMySweetAss: Wow. Thrill a minute.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your vitals?

timmysue69: 20/m/sd

ToolMySweetAss: South Dakota?

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: You're not a fucking Indian, are you?

ToolMySweetAss: I hate fucking Indians.

timmysue69: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

timmysue69: so do i

timmysue69: where are you from?

ToolMySweetAss: Vegas.

timmysue69: cool

ToolMySweetAss: What do you do there in SD, fuck cows?

timmysue69: fuck no

timmysue69: i go to school

timmysue69: only the indians fuck cows

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, to learn how to fuck cows?

ToolMySweetAss: I'd love a threesome with you and a cow and a dirty Indian.

timmysue69: i think i'll pass on that one

timmysue69: so why do you want to fuck a cow and an indian so much?

ToolMySweetAss: Well whats your kink, chink?

timmysue69: fucking a chick's tight asshole

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

ToolMySweetAss: I love butt-sex!

timmysue69: cool

timmysue69: so do you have any pics of your sweet ass?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope. My Dad took them all back when I called Social Services.

timmysue69: that sucks

timmysue69: when will you get some more?

timmysue69: so what are you doing?

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I'm putting salve on my boil.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: Between the warts, the boil and the abortion, I am quite a mess in the nether regions.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: 9

timmysue69: why do you have boils and warts on your pussy?

timmysue69: or don't you want to talk about that?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, the boils are from wearing the same panties for too many weeks in a row without washing and the warts... they're from a friend.

timmysue69: why don't you change your panties ever?

ToolMySweetAss: Well, that creepy guy in the laundry room makes me blow him.

ToolMySweetAss: I think he's Indian.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: That was my third abortion this year. My pussy is getting callouses.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like anal?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, wait, you already said you do.

timmysue69: yes

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Too many baits going at once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm gonna have to stick with getting fucked in the ass before my uterus falls out.

timmysue69: yeah

ToolMySweetAss: Tell what you would do to me if we were out there on the prairie, surrounded by dirty, filthy Indians.

timmysue69: first, i would kill them all

ToolMySweetAss: Wait, wait, wait, Jonny!

timmysue69: and then i would tear all of you clothes off and fuck you in the ass until i cum

ToolMySweetAss: See, I'm setting a stage.

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: You can't just go plowing it down like that.

ToolMySweetAss: Now try again.

timmysue69: ok, what would you prefer that i do?

ToolMySweetAss: Where's your imagination, dickbag?

timmysue69: well, that's what i imagined doing to you

ToolMySweetAss: Romance me a bit, faggot.

ToolMySweetAss: And how big is your dick anyway?

ToolMySweetAss: I like em small.

ToolMySweetAss: real small.

timmysue69: kind of hard to romance you when we're surrounded by indians

timmysue69: then you wouldn't like me

ToolMySweetAss: They all have big purple cocks.

ToolMySweetAss: Totem cocks.

timmysue69: who?

timmysue69: ok then

ToolMySweetAss: The Indians.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: These are India Indians. Did you think I was talking about Native Americans?

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking racist bag of puke.

ToolMySweetAss: How can you live in South Dakota and not have an appreciation for our native American brethren?

ToolMySweetAss: I think you are secretly attracked to out Prairie Brothers and want to fuck one of THEM in his ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooooo?

timmysue69: what the fuck do you want?

ToolMySweetAss: I want to cyber, jerk!

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck me in the ass.

timmysue69: ok then

timmysue69: let's go

ToolMySweetAss: Just please say you don't hate Native Americans.

timmysue69: i don't

ToolMySweetAss: Kool!

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, so lets say we are on the Plains near the Black Hills.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are on horseback.

ToolMySweetAss: No wait.

ToolMySweetAss: You are under the horse.

ToolMySweetAss: Hiding from the Indians that you hate.

ToolMySweetAss: From India.

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You can smell curry on the wind.

ToolMySweetAss: It gives you the fear, but it gives the horse a violent erection!

ToolMySweetAss: The erection shoots towards my eye!

ToolMySweetAss: At the last second you jump in front of it with your ass and save me!

ToolMySweetAss: Gashloop!

ToolMySweetAss: Right up your ass!

ToolMySweetAss: This makes me soooo hot!

ToolMySweetAss: So i start to suck your cock to ease the pain.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like that?

timmysue69: yeah, except for the horses dick in my ass part

ToolMySweetAss: Well, thems the breaks. It ain't easy livin in the Old West.

ToolMySweetAss: 'Tween Injuns, lynchins, and horse cocks in you ass, its a wonder we're livin at all.

ToolMySweetAss: So here i am, a proper southern gal sucking your cock out on the prarie.

ToolMySweetAss: There is a massive, pink, gunky, curry-inspired pushed so far into your ass that your breath reeks of your own feces.

ToolMySweetAss: "Would you like to fuck my ass like that?" I ask.

ToolMySweetAss: You can't respond. Your head looks like it will explode.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you want to fuck my ass now?

ToolMySweetAss: I need some feedback here, nitzy-marie.

timmysue69: yes

ToolMySweetAss: Well say something every now and again, Buckwheat.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, I am now dying to have you fuck me in the ass and I am so jealous of you getting horse-cocked that I could cry.

ToolMySweetAss: I try to pry you of his engorged member but you are stuck.

ToolMySweetAss: I need it in my ass so bad I'm frantic!

timmysue69: well, pull up your dress and stand in front of me

ToolMySweetAss: I call out to the only people I know can help me.

ToolMySweetAss: The dreaded Indians.

ToolMySweetAss: Only they aren't India Indians after all!

ToolMySweetAss: They're Natives! Hurrah!

ToolMySweetAss: They see what you have done to yourself with the stinking horse prick in your fanny.

ToolMySweetAss: They tie a rope around your neck and tie the other end to their 74 Gran Torino.

ToolMySweetAss: Unfortunately they are drunk as usual, so they hit the gas too hard and pull off your head.

ToolMySweetAss: I tell them what you said about them so they aren't real worried about it.

ToolMySweetAss: Now I really need fucked in the poop-pipe so we cut your body off the horses cock and I promply jam the horse cock up my own ass, breathing a big sigh of releif like I barely made it to the bathroom.

ToolMySweetAss: The savages now take turns fucking your lifeless corpse and sucking your dead flacid dick. The whole night, tagging and switching off.

ToolMySweetAss: Did you cum already?

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey I didn't come yet, you asshole.

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, c'mon don't you like cyber?

ToolMySweetAss: Want my pic?

timmysue69: sure

ToolMySweetAss: Well why are you ignoring me then?

timmysue69: because this sucks

ToolMySweetAss: Well you have to tell me what you like different.

ToolMySweetAss: I only know what Paul likes.

timmysue69: i don't want to die, or get fucked in the ass

ToolMySweetAss: He's my stepfather and he's into this kinda stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, already.

timmysue69: so do you fuck him alot?

ToolMySweetAss: Only when he just gets home or right before school or on Sunday when my brother is working.

ToolMySweetAss: If my brother gets the day off, he fucks my brother.

ToolMySweetAss: So what do you want me to do for you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like your cock sucked?

timmysue69: yes, but i want your pic first

ToolMySweetAss: I was bluffing. I told you before they got confiscated by the state. Paul may have to go to prison for it.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why he's trying to get onto all the ass-rape fantasies.

ToolMySweetAss: So how about this. I'll do the fantasy and you reply after each sentence with a number from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, as to how you like it.

ToolMySweetAss: K?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You are lying on your bed after a long day on the farm. You are naked with your little cock in your hand, thinking of me.

ToolMySweetAss: (waiting for the score here!)

timmysue69: 8

ToolMySweetAss: You have to be quicker with the numbers, Stinkin Jim.

ToolMySweetAss: K.

ToolMySweetAss: Now..

ToolMySweetAss: I walk into the room wearing my footy pajamas with the ass flap that folds down.

ToolMySweetAss: You open the ass flap and stare at my glorious ass, all the while getting hard like concrete in your loins.

ToolMySweetAss: (?)

ToolMySweetAss: I sit over your face, the ass flap of my Carebear Footy pajamas open over your mouth.

ToolMySweetAss: (Hellooooo? Score please)

timmysue69: still 8

ToolMySweetAss: You notice the raging boils on my ass and cry. I sneez and shoot a stream of wet penguin shit across your face. You jump up and slam your pimply forehead into my ass boils and break them. The room is a sea of pus.

ToolMySweetAss: The smell makes you turgid.

ToolMySweetAss: Your cock stands tall and strong. Like an Indian.

timmysue69: you are fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: Not an India Indian.

ToolMySweetAss: A Wampanaug.

ToolMySweetAss: Your mother walks into the room.

ToolMySweetAss: She screams!

ToolMySweetAss: "What are you doin letting a 34 year old man in CareBear footy pajamas do sit on your face with his boil-riddled ass leaking all over you?"

ToolMySweetAss: I tell her to shut her hole.

ToolMySweetAss: (Score?)

ToolMySweetAss: Did you come already????

ToolMySweetAss: Score please?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I see. Your jacking off to your Mother and can't type. Paul likes that too.

ToolMySweetAss: I guess if you're gonna cum I should send you ONE picture of my ass, huh?

timmysue69: yep

ToolMySweetAss: Why did you stop scoring?

ToolMySweetAss: I was getting confused.

timmysue69: because you're fucked up

ToolMySweetAss: What????

ToolMySweetAss: Thats mean!

ToolMySweetAss: I am trying to make you come here. What have you done for me?

ToolMySweetAss: My pussy is sooo wet and you won't even say one dirty word to help me come.

ToolMySweetAss: Help me come, get a pic.

timmysue69: i want a pic first

timmysue69: or i'm leaving

ToolMySweetAss: It's a picture of me and Paul fucking, is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, and your Mother is in it. With a horse cock in her ass and a dirty Indian jacking off on her waterbag tits.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that ok?

timmysue69: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Now get over here and suck my 34 year old man-cock.

ToolMySweetAss: Helloooooo?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey what gives with the warning?

ToolMySweetAss: It must be hard to be gay in South Dakota, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Lonely all day, nothing to pass the time but horse cock, Your Mothers dirty ass, some Indian guys who fuck you silly and a computer to try and molest children. You poor fucking loser.


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