Poop Is Funny

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

bedlam000: hey there. what's up?

PorkPipeAnnie: Me, like a flagpole!

PorkPipeAnnie: Done a ton of meth.

bedlam000: how does it make you feel?

PorkPipeAnnie: Like killing a hooker.

PorkPipeAnnie: How old are you?

bedlam000: 24

PorkPipeAnnie: Sweet!

bedlam000: u?

PorkPipeAnnie: 13

PorkPipeAnnie: 14 in June

PorkPipeAnnie: How big is your cock???

bedlam000: 7 inches, but thick.

PorkPipeAnnie: Got a pic?

bedlam000: not on this system. you?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope.

PorkPipeAnnie: Got one on a site?

bedlam000: checking to see if it's still there. what about you?

bedlam000: in the meantime, tell me what you look like (details)....

bedlam000: ... and what you're wearing.

bedlam000: sorry, can't find it.

PorkPipeAnnie: k

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like Nancy from the comic strip!

bedlam000: what's that?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm wearing CareBear footy pajamas with the ass flap in the back.

bedlam000: what do you look like, since i don't know nancy

PorkPipeAnnie: Hot and sweet and ready to get jiggy!

bedlam000: measurements?

PorkPipeAnnie: 8 hard.

bedlam000: i got a bathrobe on.

bedlam000: that's all

PorkPipeAnnie: Well take it off. It's blocking your ass.

bedlam000: it's off. what do you want to do to me?

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you have lotion?

bedlam000: yeah, several kinds

PorkPipeAnnie: Get the kind that won't effect your insides too bad.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now grease up real good.

PorkPipeAnnie: Get the ass good. Just in case.

bedlam000: you should put it on me.

bedlam000: or do you like to watch.

PorkPipeAnnie: Whatever you like.

bedlam000: watch.

PorkPipeAnnie: What do your parents do?

bedlam000: work

PorkPipeAnnie: No, I mean in bed?

bedlam000: dunno

bedlam000: dont want to know

PorkPipeAnnie: My dad usually fucks her in the ass and then pounds off on her asscheeks.

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe we could do that?

bedlam000: you going to play with my ass at all?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh ya.

bedlam000: putting on lotion....

PorkPipeAnnie: Lay down on your belly and put all the lotion on your ass.

bedlam000: it makes my cock hard putting it on.

bedlam000: spreading my legs....

bedlam000: using two fingers to put it on, and probing my ass too...

bedlam000: help me put it on.

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, my cock is getting real hard as I put lotion on your ass..

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you ready?

bedlam000: you haave any toys?

PorkPipeAnnie: I take my big fat uncut cock, flick the beetles off it and plunge it in your ass.

bedlam000: start slow

PorkPipeAnnie: You can feel your blood teeming with the HIV as atear up your dirty backside!

PorkPipeAnnie: I tear*

PorkPipeAnnie: You feel the walls of your rectum being torn as you begin to shit yourself.

PorkPipeAnnie: The smell make me crazy and I start to blow my load.

PorkPipeAnnie: Unfortunately there is poop clogging up my pisshole and my load backfires, exploding one of my nuts!

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?

PorkPipeAnnie: I need some play here.

PorkPipeAnnie: hellooooo?

bedlam000: ummmm, you're pretty fucked up.

PorkPipeAnnie: My pussy is getting wet but I need you to put me over the top.

bedlam000: you a herme

PorkPipeAnnie: No, this is all fantasy.

PorkPipeAnnie: If you don't like it, tell me what you want changed.

bedlam000: i lost my hard on with that poop stuff

bedlam000: and getting my ass wrecked

bedlam000: altough it was funny

PorkPipeAnnie: Funny? It's usually the only way I can get a nut.

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe it's the meth.

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway... lets get back to fucking! :)

bedlam000: ok

bedlam000: you a girl?

bedlam000: or a guy?

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure. Now eat my pussy.

bedlam000: tell me about your pussy

PorkPipeAnnie: It looks like Rocky's eye after the fight its so swollen for you.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now eat my ass.

bedlam000: ok...

PorkPipeAnnie: tell me about it.

bedlam000: hows it feel?

PorkPipeAnnie: Like when I had worms.

bedlam000: i like rimming it first, then prodding it apart with two fingers

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe I should eat your ass instead. I'm feeling gassy.

bedlam000: ok

bedlam000: you going to eat it?

bedlam000: what do you like about my ass?

PorkPipeAnnie: *Holds you down. With one hand pinching my nose shut, I put my dolly down and enter your ass with my tongue.*

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmmm.

PorkPipeAnnie: You don't wipe very well.

bedlam000: sorry

bedlam000: go for a reacharound

PorkPipeAnnie: You taste like black cock. Whats that all about?

bedlam000: dunno

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, I reach around and feel your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: Its length is inferior to mine and I know I am right to be in the drivers seat.

bedlam000: you like it?

PorkPipeAnnie: "Are you ready to party, little lady?" as fear mounts in your eye and a swelling starts near your gaping sphincter.

bedlam000: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: I stick my syphlitic man cock in your shit pipe.

PorkPipeAnnie: I plows through into your liver and you begin to hemmorage.

bedlam000: bummer

PorkPipeAnnie: I pull my cock out and ask you how it feels to be the little girl..

bedlam000: great

PorkPipeAnnie: I squat over you as you try to speak, blood gurgling from your mouth.

PorkPipeAnnie: I let loose with a stream of wormy ass vomit into your mouth.

PorkPipeAnnie: You start to come.

bedlam000: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: Your mother walks in and asks what you want for dinner and notices your mouth is full of my feces.

PorkPipeAnnie: You get scolded.

PorkPipeAnnie: It make syou hard again.

bedlam000: so, i gotta admit....

bedlam000: ... you're pretty funny, but are also in serious need of counseling.

bedlam000: get you off the meth

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm pretty funny and articulate for a 13 year old girl, huh?

bedlam000: you are not 13

PorkPipeAnnie: I only do the meth to get me through the pain of the abortion.

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes I am.

bedlam000: you are not a girl

PorkPipeAnnie: I only had the abortion cuz I had done so much meth.

PorkPipeAnnie: Its a vicious circle.

PorkPipeAnnie: Like you really want a girl, you fucking homo.

PorkPipeAnnie: C'mon. Who are you kidding.

PorkPipeAnnie: You want a child, you fucking rapist.

bedlam000: when and if you grow up, you'll understand what all a woman can do

PorkPipeAnnie: You are a pedophile. And you call me sick?

PorkPipeAnnie: Why don't you just go get fucked in a bath house and get it over with rather than rape children?

PorkPipeAnnie: Are your parents still molesting you or is it just the memory that drives you to young girls?

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you finally leave?

bedlam000: no. laughing at your sorry ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, you'll laugh.

bedlam000: like i said, at least you're funny.

PorkPipeAnnie: The whole world will laugh. Thats why they call it baiting, ninny.

bedlam000: so how old are you -- really?

PorkPipeAnnie: 4.

PorkPipeAnnie: I bet you're even hornier.

PorkPipeAnnie: Fucking child molester.

PorkPipeAnnie: You'll see how people like child molesters, Mr Bedlam.

PorkPipeAnnie: I would smash that computer into little tiny peices if I were you. And then do the same to your genitals.

Mutant Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

Nightmare Mutant: ur a 14 year old gurl, & u cyber with older guys?

Nightmare Mutant: thats disgusting!

ToolMySweetAss: Then fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber is dumb in the first place

ToolMySweetAss: Who the fuck are you?

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam or dig. cam or scanner by chance?

Nightmare Mutant: im me!

Nightmare Mutant: thats all u need to know, since u seem to be so unstable & all

Nightmare Mutant: no offence

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, Shitpants?

Nightmare Mutant: im 19 shitbrain

ToolMySweetAss: If you don't wanna cyber then why are you bothering me?

Nightmare Mutant: cause i wanna know if u want to play my game

ToolMySweetAss: What game is that, Thunderdick?

Nightmare Mutant: i like to call it insanity

Nightmare Mutant: because u have to be insane to do the dares

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares, all nude, & only I give the dares

ToolMySweetAss: Who wrote your profile? It sounds like desperate cry for help.

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam, dig. cam or a top-open scanner by any chance?

Nightmare Mutant: Tim Burton wrote it thank u very much

ToolMySweetAss: I dare you to fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: the biggest litterary genius of our time

Nightmare Mutant: now now now, u didn't read the rules, Only I give the dares

Nightmare Mutant: try to keep up princess

Nightmare Mutant: so let me get this straight... U'll have "sex" with people u dont even know, but not play a simple little game?

Nightmare Mutant: im not seeing ur reasoning on this one toots

ToolMySweetAss: Games don't make me cum, faggot.

Nightmare Mutant: this one will

ToolMySweetAss: Then it's cyber.

Nightmare Mutant: have u ever masturbated with something in ur cunt & ur ass at the same time?

Nightmare Mutant: no, its Insanity

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, it's the only way I can come anymore.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then y not play so that i can help

Nightmare Mutant: its very simpe

Nightmare Mutant: *simple

Nightmare Mutant: u just dont wanna cause u dont think u'll cum from it right?

ToolMySweetAss: You came on and said that you thought cyber was gross.

ToolMySweetAss: Now your trying to be cute.

ToolMySweetAss: You are a nitwit.

Nightmare Mutant: its not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Send me a naked pic or fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber would be me saying some dumb ass thing like "I shove my foot in ur cunt"

Nightmare Mutant: thats not what insanity is

Nightmare Mutant: insanity is me daring you to go run outside naked, fingering urself the whole time

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares

Nightmare Mutant: not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Bo-ring.

ToolMySweetAss: You are really 19 and still this sexually repressed?

Nightmare Mutant: then have a dog eat u out while u suck on ur tits

Nightmare Mutant: stick urself to ur neighbors window

Nightmare Mutant: shove pocket change up ur cunt till u cant anymore

Nightmare Mutant: is that bo-ring?

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmmm.

Nightmare Mutant: i think not

ToolMySweetAss: Send a pic.

Nightmare Mutant: dont have any

ToolMySweetAss: I love it when you get nasty.

Nightmare Mutant: otherwise i would

Nightmare Mutant: yeah, well, no more unless u play

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me about yourself.

Nightmare Mutant: and u have to send pix

Nightmare Mutant: im a 19/m going to the U of Honalulu, majoring in Psychology.

Nightmare Mutant: 6'1" Bleached blonde hair, turqouise eyes, very muscular, love to surf, cock is 8&1/2 inches when im hard (a friend made me measure it)

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you'd think that you'd have spelled Honolulu correctly. Prime facility, I'm sure.

Nightmare Mutant: my bad

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking idiot.

Nightmare Mutant: hey, just cause my typing ismt perfect

Nightmare Mutant: *isnt

Nightmare Mutant: dont get all pissed at me cause i cant type

ToolMySweetAss: I'd play your game only to find myself running around naked trying to "funger" my "passy".

Nightmare Mutant: haha

Nightmare Mutant: very funny

ToolMySweetAss: Typos and misspellings are different.

Nightmare Mutant: wit, thats good

Nightmare Mutant: not many people have that anymore

Nightmare Mutant: i used to

Nightmare Mutant: but its gone, far, far away

Nightmare Mutant: ever since that little bitch messed with my head

Nightmare Mutant: but anyway

ToolMySweetAss: If you live in Honolulu, you should be able to spell it. Its not like the a and o keys are next to one another.

Nightmare Mutant: do u want to play my game

Nightmare Mutant: or not

Nightmare Mutant: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I though I'd been clear from the beggining.

Nightmare Mutant: cause if not, im gonna go

ToolMySweetAss: No.

ToolMySweetAss: I'll wait for hot cyber, thanks.

Nightmare Mutant: alrighty, even though cyber is for people who cant get any real sex

Nightmare Mutant: but thats ur problem not mine.

ToolMySweetAss: From soneone more mature, more clever than your "spin the bottle" mentality.

Nightmare Mutant: when u finally realize that ur a confused, hormone crazed little cyber-slut, im me

Nightmare Mutant: maybe i can help

Nightmare Mutant: but in the mean time, go fuck ur dog

ToolMySweetAss: I tried that once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm serious.

ToolMySweetAss: It got all freaked out.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then even more reason to im me later

Nightmare Mutant: when u realize that u need help

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck off, homo.

Nightmare Mutant: uh.....NO!

Nightmare Mutant: see u have to cyber cause people wont do u in person

Nightmare Mutant: ur face just scares em away

Nightmare Mutant: and if it doesn't, ur cunt will

ToolMySweetAss: The only reason you know how long your cock is is from the high-water mark inside your boyfriends ass.

Nightmare Mutant: oh wow

Nightmare Mutant: thats a good

Nightmare Mutant: one

ToolMySweetAss: I don't get a lot of real sex cuz I am 13, you fucking pedophile.

Nightmare Mutant: at least i dont try interbreeding with animals that have more legs then i do

Nightmare Mutant: not to mention intelligence

ToolMySweetAss: Your loss.

Nightmare Mutant: so u can just sit back, & cyber with people who are probably nasty old men, instead of calling me a pedophile,

why not call the people who do u on the net that?

ToolMySweetAss: Had a bigger dick than 81/2 inches, I'll tell you that.

Nightmare Mutant: i know why, because ur a sick, twisted little shit who needs to learn that her body is not some place for people to

stick their shit in

Nightmare Mutant: but if u want to grow up & be a slut, just like ur mom, u do that, but in the mean time, kiss my white ass!

ToolMySweetAss: My mom died from HIV complication in February.

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Muslim Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

Afrid606: hello

ToolMySweetAss: Get to the point.

Afrid606: assalam-u-allykum

ToolMySweetAss: salaakam salaami!

Afrid606: may i know ur asl?

ToolMySweetAss: Can you read a profile, my Muslim brother.

ToolMySweetAss: ?

Afrid606: yes sister

Afrid606: what do u do?

Afrid606: i means ur study

ToolMySweetAss: I am 13 and I suck a lot of cock.

ToolMySweetAss: It's "required reading" around this household.

ToolMySweetAss: What do you study?

Afrid606: can u send me ur pic?

ToolMySweetAss: No pic.

ToolMySweetAss: You?

Afrid606: no

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you from, my Koran-lovin Motherfucker?

Afrid606: pakistan

Afrid606: r u muslim?

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck yes!

ToolMySweetAss: What time is it there?

Afrid606: 6:50am

Afrid606: n there?

ToolMySweetAss: A little early to be pounding the little Muhammed, eh?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

ToolMySweetAss: You wanna fuck or what?

Afrid606: no

Afrid606: bcoze i m muslim

Afrid606: n strong muslim

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooh, ok.

ToolMySweetAss: But I believe Muhammed once said that to beat your cock silly like a spoiled child is to love God.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you jack off towards mecca?

Afrid606: can u talk in urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: Sure but I won't understand one Goddamned thing you say!

Afrid606: plz urdu men baat karo

ToolMySweetAss: Can I talk to you in Pig-Latin or is that too pork related for your

tastes?

Afrid606: i dont know other language

Afrid606: i know just urdu

ToolMySweetAss: If you had to fuck Bhudda or Salman Rushdie, who would you fuck?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

Afrid606: i have told u

Afrid606: that

Afrid606: i didnt understand englsh

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Salman Rushdie?

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Fuck Muhammed in the ass?

Afrid606: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Bin Laden is a homo!

Afrid606: keep ur language

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck the Koran!

Afrid606: else of i will kill u

ToolMySweetAss: Piss on pakistan!

ToolMySweetAss: Shit in the mouth of Allah!

ToolMySweetAss: Say it!

ToolMySweetAss: Say you shit in Allahs dirty mouth!

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: weldon weldon weldon ,,,what r u thinking miss that u r good working

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: dear

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: i was not think

Afrid606: u

Afrid606: as

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck Allah!

Afrid606: shame on

ToolMySweetAss: Satanic Verses Rule!

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Muhammed sucks goats cocks!

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Request I shove my cock in your dirty ass!

Afrid606: dont tell as words

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: misssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: i join my hand

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me you want to fuck me.

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Religion is bullshit.

Afrid606: i cannot bear

ToolMySweetAss: Stop killing people.

Afrid606: who is killing?

ToolMySweetAss: Stop treating women like shit, you fucking camel-rapist!

ToolMySweetAss: Women are beautiful and should be naked.

Afrid606: 1st u tell me

ToolMySweetAss: You treat women like dung!

Afrid606: who is killing

ToolMySweetAss: Islam is shit!

Afrid606: do u undersytand urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: No, fuckhead.

ToolMySweetAss: I understand English, Satan's native tongue.

Afrid606: if u r be on my front then i tell uthat who m i

Afrid606: now as u want to say

Afrid606: say

Afrid606: but if u r on my front then u couldnt say these words

ToolMySweetAss: I love no God.

Afrid606: i m very dangourus

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Allah is shit, Jesus couldn't holdBhuddas jock.

Afrid606: u r telling a lie

ToolMySweetAss: Sure,

ToolMySweetAss: Dangerous.

Afrid606: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ToolMySweetAss: I fear you.

Afrid606: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Afrid606: get out

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking homo.

Afrid606: misss kelly

Afrid606: get out

Afrid606: i dont want to talk with u

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking suck.

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Jesus Hates Your Guts

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

kurupt085: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Oh thank God You are here.

kurupt085: yea i know thank god

ToolMySweetAss: Who is angele?

kurupt085: a friend

ToolMySweetAss: In your profile it says she's your idol.

kurupt085: yea she wrote that

ToolMySweetAss: Thats pretty strong.

kurupt085: i know

ToolMySweetAss: And you left it in there?

kurupt085: yea

ToolMySweetAss: You come off like a homo.

ToolMySweetAss: I don't like homos.

ToolMySweetAss: Homos are an abomination of God.

kurupt085: well im not

ToolMySweetAss: Whens the last time you sucked a guys dick?

kurupt085: why the fuck would you think that

kurupt085: you sound like a homo Whens the last time you sucked

a guys dick?

ToolMySweetAss: Because you have Big Fluffy Pink letters saying

you worship some chick in your profile.

ToolMySweetAss: Homo-like.

kurupt085: too bad i didnt fuckn right that

ToolMySweetAss: Now answer the question. When did you last spit

in Gods eye by blowing a man?

kurupt085: she told me to put it up there that is her rightin are

you that fuckn dumb and you cant see what i write in

ToolMySweetAss: "rightin"?

ToolMySweetAss: You mean "writing"?

kurupt085: who cares you get the point

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking stooge. Go to school.

ToolMySweetAss: I want to fuck, you just want to fight.

kurupt085: stooge what the fuck is that 8th grade lingo

ToolMySweetAss: Little fucking Nancy-boy.

kurupt085: im not fightin your the one callin me gay

ToolMySweetAss: Go suck another cock, AIDSY Joe.

ToolMySweetAss: I want a man who knows how to please a woman.

kurupt085: whatever

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, cuddles?

kurupt085: 22

ToolMySweetAss: How is it that you are "kurupt"?

kurupt085: its just a name

kurupt085: do you have to analyze everything

ToolMySweetAss: Where do you live, sissypants?

kurupt085: fuck off

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, I'm trying to be friendly so we can fuck.

kurupt085: no your nto

ToolMySweetAss: Yes I am. I'm just saucey is all.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

kurupt085: 7 "

ToolMySweetAss: Small enough to fit in a guys ass I bet!

ToolMySweetAss: So where are you from, really?

kurupt085: bye

ToolMySweetAss: Awww, wait!

kurupt085: what

ToolMySweetAss: I was just playing!

kurupt085: right

ToolMySweetAss: I just want to get you a little riled up so you're

rough with me when we cyber!

ToolMySweetAss: I like it when guys are mean with me.

ToolMySweetAss: Slap my face, pull my hair, etc.

ToolMySweetAss: Call me names.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that cool?

kurupt085: im not in to that shit

ToolMySweetAss: Well thats because you are a homosexual.

And an abomination to Jesus Christ.

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus hates your guts

Fuck Allah!

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

Lover4U73: HELLOOOO Sweeeet GAl

ToolMySweetAss: Well aren't you a

smooth talker

Lover4U73: HELLOOOOOOoo

Lover4U73: THANXXX

Lover4U73: Welcome to my SWeeet Love VAlley

Lover4U73: Hows u N life

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you make me feel all beautiful and sexy.

ToolMySweetAss: Like Barry White.

ToolMySweetAss: Are you a big fat negro?

Lover4U73: its my pleasure Honey

Lover4U73: I have blak shiny hair, blak hazel eyes strong sexy looking built with 6.2 height and more.......... wat about U

Lover4U73: nooooo honey

Lover4U73: im not Negro but im strong

ToolMySweetAss: I look like George Plimpton with a palsied hand.

Lover4U73: Hey why u r so slow in reply

Lover4U73: im just chillin with u here

ToolMySweetAss: It's the palsied hand. Hard to type.

Lover4U73: I would love if u tell me about u like me

Lover4U73: I wanna imagine right here with me

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you from? You sound so exotic!

ToolMySweetAss: It's making me horny!

Lover4U73: Im from Dublin Ireland Sweet MADAM

Lover4U73: pls tell me about ur hair

Lover4U73: eyes

Lover4U73: height

Lover4U73: Bra

Lover4U73: waist

Lover4U73: and wahtever is sweet to know for me

ToolMySweetAss: My hair all came out with the Chemotherapy.

ToolMySweetAss: My wig is Auburn and curly.

Lover4U73: and....

ToolMySweetAss: My eyes are hazel and the wandery one is milky.

Lover4U73: koooooooooool

ToolMySweetAss: I am also 6' 2"...

Lover4U73: sweeeeet

Lover4U73: Ideal.....

ToolMySweetAss: Waist is 24 inches. Thats without accounting for

the bag.

Lover4U73: and......

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your sweet sweet cock?

Lover4U73: hey urs bra still remaining then u will ask me

Lover4U73: Bra?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh...

ToolMySweetAss: My tits are long and sloppy- like tube socks full

of vomit .

ToolMySweetAss: Thats from all the children.

ToolMySweetAss: I have three.

ToolMySweetAss: And 6 abortions.

Lover4U73: :-Pand size honey

Lover4U73: size of ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: Please tell me you have a little cock.

ToolMySweetAss: I like little cocks.

ToolMySweetAss: The smaller the better.

Lover4U73: hey u have threee BOOOOOOBS;-)

Lover4U73: I have very strong like bullet 7 inch long cock my baby

ToolMySweetAss: What?

Lover4U73: hey tell me size of ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: Three boobs? What the fuck is that? Are you

insulting me because of my disabilities?

Lover4U73: HELLOOOOOOOO

ToolMySweetAss: I have struggled long and hard to overcome my

physical handicaps and i'll be dipped in a bucket of shit if I'm gonna sit here and take guff off of you.

ToolMySweetAss: Now take out your little cock.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Lover4U73: Sorry im back honey

Lover4U73: hey whats size if ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: I don't wear one.

Lover4U73: then lol

ToolMySweetAss: I have a fantasy!

Lover4U73: how big they r so that i can imagine

Lover4U73: take me with u in ur fantasy

Lover4U73: im alone at home

Lover4U73: hey whats wu wearing right now

ToolMySweetAss: I want to fuck you in the ass while you piss on the

Koran!

ToolMySweetAss: There's is nothing dirtier than Muslims!

Lover4U73: really

Lover4U73: how u found that

ToolMySweetAss: Lets shit on the image of Muhammed while we jack off!

ToolMySweetAss: K?

Lover4U73: hey fuck up

Lover4U73: just talk to me about me and u

Lover4U73: nothing else ok

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ToolMySweetAss: I'll put my cock in your ass while you call me Allah!

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck Allah!

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Lover4U73: Fuck off

ToolMySweetAss: The Koran is for faggots!

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