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This page used to be just for “trolling” posts, i.e., going into newsgroups online and starting shit for no particular reason other than to be funny. It was fun but it was kind of a pain in the ass. Then I stumbled across a site called What these motherfuckers were doing is going on AOL Instant Messenger posing as 13-year-old girls. They would then get pedophiles looking for cybersex and fuck with them unmercifully. It’s the funniest thing on the web. After contacting them, I was invited to try a few baits of my own. Not only is it fun as hell, but it’s a hell of a lot easier than trolling. So, with the consent of the folks at baiting, I ripped them off and put some of my own baits up here. Keep in mind, my stuff doesn’t hold a candle to theirs, so be sure to stop by their site too. Enjoy.

PS. Most of these are vulgar, many are racist, blasphemous, and sexist. Before you get all shitty about it, remember - these people are pedophiles, stupid! They are supposed to be offended. Several of them mention wet, runny poop. Why? Cuz poop always makes me laugh.



Poop Is Funny

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"


bedlam000: hey there. what's up?

PorkPipeAnnie: Me, like a flagpole!

PorkPipeAnnie: Done a ton of meth.

bedlam000: how does it make you feel?

PorkPipeAnnie: Like killing a hooker.

PorkPipeAnnie: How old are you?

bedlam000: 24

PorkPipeAnnie: Sweet!

bedlam000: u?

PorkPipeAnnie: 13

PorkPipeAnnie: 14 in June

PorkPipeAnnie: How big is your cock???

bedlam000: 7 inches, but thick.

PorkPipeAnnie: Got a pic?

bedlam000: not on this system. you?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope.

PorkPipeAnnie: Got one on a site?

bedlam000: checking to see if it's still there. what about you?

bedlam000: in the meantime, tell me what you look like (details)....

bedlam000: ... and what you're wearing.

bedlam000: sorry, can't find it.

PorkPipeAnnie: k

PorkPipeAnnie: I look like Nancy from the comic strip!

bedlam000: what's that?

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm wearing CareBear footy pajamas with the ass flap in the back.

bedlam000: what do you look like, since i don't know nancy

PorkPipeAnnie: Hot and sweet and ready to get jiggy!

bedlam000: measurements?

PorkPipeAnnie: 8 hard.

bedlam000: i got a bathrobe on.

bedlam000: that's all

PorkPipeAnnie: Well take it off. It's blocking your ass.

bedlam000: it's off. what do you want to do to me?

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you have lotion?

bedlam000: yeah, several kinds

PorkPipeAnnie: Get the kind that won't effect your insides too bad.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now grease up real good.

PorkPipeAnnie: Get the ass good. Just in case.

bedlam000: you should put it on me.

bedlam000: or do you like to watch.

PorkPipeAnnie: Whatever you like.

bedlam000: watch.

PorkPipeAnnie: What do your parents do?

bedlam000: work

PorkPipeAnnie: No, I mean in bed?

bedlam000: dunno

bedlam000: dont want to know

PorkPipeAnnie: My dad usually fucks her in the ass and then pounds off on her asscheeks.

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe we could do that?

bedlam000: you going to play with my ass at all?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh ya.

bedlam000: putting on lotion....

PorkPipeAnnie: Lay down on your belly and put all the lotion on your ass.

bedlam000: it makes my cock hard putting it on.

bedlam000: spreading my legs....

bedlam000: using two fingers to put it on, and probing my ass too...

bedlam000: help me put it on.

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, my cock is getting real hard as I put lotion on your ass..

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you ready?

bedlam000: you haave any toys?

PorkPipeAnnie: I take my big fat uncut cock, flick the beetles off it and plunge it in your ass.

bedlam000: start slow

PorkPipeAnnie: You can feel your blood teeming with the HIV as atear up your dirty backside!

PorkPipeAnnie: I tear*

PorkPipeAnnie: You feel the walls of your rectum being torn as you begin to shit yourself.

PorkPipeAnnie: The smell make me crazy and I start to blow my load.

PorkPipeAnnie: Unfortunately there is poop clogging up my pisshole and my load backfires, exploding one of my nuts!

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?

PorkPipeAnnie: I need some play here.

PorkPipeAnnie: hellooooo?

bedlam000: ummmm, you're pretty fucked up.

PorkPipeAnnie: My pussy is getting wet but I need you to put me over the top.

bedlam000: you a herme

PorkPipeAnnie: No, this is all fantasy.

PorkPipeAnnie: If you don't like it, tell me what you want changed.

bedlam000: i lost my hard on with that poop stuff

bedlam000: and getting my ass wrecked

bedlam000: altough it was funny

PorkPipeAnnie: Funny? It's usually the only way I can get a nut.

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe it's the meth.

PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway... lets get back to fucking! :)

bedlam000: ok

bedlam000: you a girl?

bedlam000: or a guy?

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure. Now eat my pussy.

bedlam000: tell me about your pussy

PorkPipeAnnie: It looks like Rocky's eye after the fight its so swollen for you.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now eat my ass.

bedlam000: ok...

PorkPipeAnnie: tell me about it.

bedlam000: hows it feel?

PorkPipeAnnie: Like when I had worms.

bedlam000: i like rimming it first, then prodding it apart with two fingers

PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe I should eat your ass instead. I'm feeling gassy.

bedlam000: ok

bedlam000: you going to eat it?

bedlam000: what do you like about my ass?

PorkPipeAnnie: *Holds you down. With one hand pinching my nose shut, I put my dolly down and enter your ass with my tongue.*

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmmm.

PorkPipeAnnie: You don't wipe very well.

bedlam000: sorry

bedlam000: go for a reacharound

PorkPipeAnnie: You taste like black cock. Whats that all about?

bedlam000: dunno

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, I reach around and feel your cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: Its length is inferior to mine and I know I am right to be in the drivers seat.

bedlam000: you like it?

PorkPipeAnnie: "Are you ready to party, little lady?" as fear mounts in your eye and a swelling starts near your gaping sphincter.

bedlam000: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: I stick my syphlitic man cock in your shit pipe.

PorkPipeAnnie: I plows through into your liver and you begin to hemmorage.

bedlam000: bummer

PorkPipeAnnie: I pull my cock out and ask you how it feels to be the little girl..

bedlam000: great

PorkPipeAnnie: I squat over you as you try to speak, blood gurgling from your mouth.

PorkPipeAnnie: I let loose with a stream of wormy ass vomit into your mouth.

PorkPipeAnnie: You start to come.

bedlam000: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: Your mother walks in and asks what you want for dinner and notices your mouth is full of my feces.

PorkPipeAnnie: You get scolded.

PorkPipeAnnie: It make syou hard again.

bedlam000: so, i gotta admit....

bedlam000: ... you're pretty funny, but are also in serious need of counseling.

bedlam000: get you off the meth

PorkPipeAnnie: I'm pretty funny and articulate for a 13 year old girl, huh?

bedlam000: you are not 13

PorkPipeAnnie: I only do the meth to get me through the pain of the abortion.

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes I am.

bedlam000: you are not a girl

PorkPipeAnnie: I only had the abortion cuz I had done so much meth.

PorkPipeAnnie: Its a vicious circle.

PorkPipeAnnie: Like you really want a girl, you fucking homo.

PorkPipeAnnie: C'mon. Who are you kidding.

PorkPipeAnnie: You want a child, you fucking rapist.

bedlam000: when and if you grow up, you'll understand what all a woman can do

PorkPipeAnnie: You are a pedophile. And you call me sick?

PorkPipeAnnie: Why don't you just go get fucked in a bath house and get it over with rather than rape children?

PorkPipeAnnie: Are your parents still molesting you or is it just the memory that drives you to young girls?

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you finally leave?

bedlam000: no. laughing at your sorry ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, you'll laugh.

bedlam000: like i said, at least you're funny.

PorkPipeAnnie: The whole world will laugh. Thats why they call it baiting, ninny.

bedlam000: so how old are you -- really?

PorkPipeAnnie: 4.

PorkPipeAnnie: I bet you're even hornier.

PorkPipeAnnie: Fucking child molester.

PorkPipeAnnie: You'll see how people like child molesters, Mr Bedlam.

PorkPipeAnnie: I would smash that computer into little tiny peices if I were you. And then do the same to your genitals.



Mutant Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


Nightmare Mutant: ur a 14 year old gurl, & u cyber with older guys?

Nightmare Mutant: thats disgusting!

ToolMySweetAss: Then fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber is dumb in the first place

ToolMySweetAss: Who the fuck are you?

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam or dig. cam or scanner by chance?

Nightmare Mutant: im me!

Nightmare Mutant: thats all u need to know, since u seem to be so unstable & all

Nightmare Mutant: no offence

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, Shitpants?

Nightmare Mutant: im 19 shitbrain

ToolMySweetAss: If you don't wanna cyber then why are you bothering me?

Nightmare Mutant: cause i wanna know if u want to play my game

ToolMySweetAss: What game is that, Thunderdick?

Nightmare Mutant: i like to call it insanity

Nightmare Mutant: because u have to be insane to do the dares

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares, all nude, & only I give the dares

ToolMySweetAss: Who wrote your profile? It sounds like desperate cry for help.

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam, dig. cam or a top-open scanner by any chance?

Nightmare Mutant: Tim Burton wrote it thank u very much

ToolMySweetAss: I dare you to fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: the biggest litterary genius of our time

Nightmare Mutant: now now now, u didn't read the rules, Only I give the dares

Nightmare Mutant: try to keep up princess

Nightmare Mutant: so let me get this straight... U'll have "sex" with people u dont even know, but not play a simple little game?

Nightmare Mutant: im not seeing ur reasoning on this one toots

ToolMySweetAss: Games don't make me cum, faggot.

Nightmare Mutant: this one will

ToolMySweetAss: Then it's cyber.

Nightmare Mutant: have u ever masturbated with something in ur cunt & ur ass at the same time?

Nightmare Mutant: no, its Insanity

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, it's the only way I can come anymore.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then y not play so that i can help

Nightmare Mutant: its very simpe

Nightmare Mutant: *simple

Nightmare Mutant: u just dont wanna cause u dont think u'll cum from it right?

ToolMySweetAss: You came on and said that you thought cyber was gross.

ToolMySweetAss: Now your trying to be cute.

ToolMySweetAss: You are a nitwit.

Nightmare Mutant: its not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Send me a naked pic or fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber would be me saying some dumb ass thing like "I shove my foot in ur cunt"

Nightmare Mutant: thats not what insanity is

Nightmare Mutant: insanity is me daring you to go run outside naked, fingering urself the whole time

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares

Nightmare Mutant: not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Bo-ring.

ToolMySweetAss: You are really 19 and still this sexually repressed?

Nightmare Mutant: then have a dog eat u out while u suck on ur tits

Nightmare Mutant: stick urself to ur neighbors window

Nightmare Mutant: shove pocket change up ur cunt till u cant anymore

Nightmare Mutant: is that bo-ring?

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmmm.

Nightmare Mutant: i think not

ToolMySweetAss: Send a pic.

Nightmare Mutant: dont have any

ToolMySweetAss: I love it when you get nasty.

Nightmare Mutant: otherwise i would

Nightmare Mutant: yeah, well, no more unless u play

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me about yourself.

Nightmare Mutant: and u have to send pix

Nightmare Mutant: im a 19/m going to the U of Honalulu, majoring in Psychology.

Nightmare Mutant: 6'1" Bleached blonde hair, turqouise eyes, very muscular, love to surf, cock is 8&1/2 inches when im hard (a friend made me measure it)

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you'd think that you'd have spelled Honolulu correctly. Prime facility, I'm sure.

Nightmare Mutant: my bad

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking idiot.

Nightmare Mutant: hey, just cause my typing ismt perfect

Nightmare Mutant: *isnt

Nightmare Mutant: dont get all pissed at me cause i cant type

ToolMySweetAss: I'd play your game only to find myself running around naked trying to "funger" my "passy".

Nightmare Mutant: haha

Nightmare Mutant: very funny

ToolMySweetAss: Typos and misspellings are different.

Nightmare Mutant: wit, thats good

Nightmare Mutant: not many people have that anymore

Nightmare Mutant: i used to

Nightmare Mutant: but its gone, far, far away

Nightmare Mutant: ever since that little bitch messed with my head

Nightmare Mutant: but anyway

ToolMySweetAss: If you live in Honolulu, you should be able to spell it. Its not like the a and o keys are next to one another.

Nightmare Mutant: do u want to play my game

Nightmare Mutant: or not

Nightmare Mutant: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I though I'd been clear from the beggining.

Nightmare Mutant: cause if not, im gonna go

ToolMySweetAss: No.

ToolMySweetAss: I'll wait for hot cyber, thanks.

Nightmare Mutant: alrighty, even though cyber is for people who cant get any real sex

Nightmare Mutant: but thats ur problem not mine.

ToolMySweetAss: From soneone more mature, more clever than your "spin the bottle" mentality.

Nightmare Mutant: when u finally realize that ur a confused, hormone crazed little cyber-slut, im me

Nightmare Mutant: maybe i can help

Nightmare Mutant: but in the mean time, go fuck ur dog

ToolMySweetAss: I tried that once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm serious.

ToolMySweetAss: It got all freaked out.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then even more reason to im me later

Nightmare Mutant: when u realize that u need help

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck off, homo.

Nightmare Mutant: uh.....NO!

Nightmare Mutant: see u have to cyber cause people wont do u in person

Nightmare Mutant: ur face just scares em away

Nightmare Mutant: and if it doesn't, ur cunt will

ToolMySweetAss: The only reason you know how long your cock is is from the high-water mark inside your boyfriends ass.

Nightmare Mutant: oh wow

Nightmare Mutant: thats a good

Nightmare Mutant: one

ToolMySweetAss: I don't get a lot of real sex cuz I am 13, you fucking pedophile.

Nightmare Mutant: at least i dont try interbreeding with animals that have more legs then i do

Nightmare Mutant: not to mention intelligence

ToolMySweetAss: Your loss.

Nightmare Mutant: so u can just sit back, & cyber with people who are probably nasty old men, instead of calling me a pedophile,

why not call the people who do u on the net that?

ToolMySweetAss: Had a bigger dick than 81/2 inches, I'll tell you that.

Nightmare Mutant: i know why, because ur a sick, twisted little shit who needs to learn that her body is not some place for people to

stick their shit in

Nightmare Mutant: but if u want to grow up & be a slut, just like ur mom, u do that, but in the mean time, kiss my white ass!

ToolMySweetAss: My mom died from HIV complication in February.



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Muslim Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


Afrid606: hello

ToolMySweetAss: Get to the point.

Afrid606: assalam-u-allykum

ToolMySweetAss: salaakam salaami!

Afrid606: may i know ur asl?

ToolMySweetAss: Can you read a profile, my Muslim brother.

ToolMySweetAss: ?

Afrid606: yes sister

Afrid606: what do u do?

Afrid606: i means ur study

ToolMySweetAss: I am 13 and I suck a lot of cock.

ToolMySweetAss: It's "required reading" around this household.

ToolMySweetAss: What do you study?

Afrid606: can u send me ur pic?

ToolMySweetAss: No pic.

ToolMySweetAss: You?

Afrid606: no

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you from, my Koran-lovin Motherfucker?

Afrid606: pakistan

Afrid606: r u muslim?

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck yes!

ToolMySweetAss: What time is it there?

Afrid606: 6:50am

Afrid606: n there?

ToolMySweetAss: A little early to be pounding the little Muhammed, eh?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

ToolMySweetAss: You wanna fuck or what?

Afrid606: no

Afrid606: bcoze i m muslim

Afrid606: n strong muslim

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooh, ok.

ToolMySweetAss: But I believe Muhammed once said that to beat your cock silly like a spoiled child is to love God.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you jack off towards mecca?

Afrid606: can u talk in urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: Sure but I won't understand one Goddamned thing you say!

Afrid606: plz urdu men baat karo

ToolMySweetAss: Can I talk to you in Pig-Latin or is that too pork related for your


Afrid606: i dont know other language

Afrid606: i know just urdu

ToolMySweetAss: If you had to fuck Bhudda or Salman Rushdie, who would you fuck?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

Afrid606: i have told u

Afrid606: that

Afrid606: i didnt understand englsh

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Salman Rushdie?

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Fuck Muhammed in the ass?

Afrid606: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Bin Laden is a homo!

Afrid606: keep ur language

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck the Koran!

Afrid606: else of i will kill u

ToolMySweetAss: Piss on pakistan!

ToolMySweetAss: Shit in the mouth of Allah!

ToolMySweetAss: Say it!

ToolMySweetAss: Say you shit in Allahs dirty mouth!

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: weldon weldon weldon ,,,what r u thinking miss that u r good working

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: dear

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: i was not think

Afrid606: u

Afrid606: as

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck Allah!

Afrid606: shame on

ToolMySweetAss: Satanic Verses Rule!

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Muhammed sucks goats cocks!

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Request I shove my cock in your dirty ass!

Afrid606: dont tell as words

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: misssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: i join my hand

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me you want to fuck me.

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Religion is bullshit.

Afrid606: i cannot bear

ToolMySweetAss: Stop killing people.

Afrid606: who is killing?

ToolMySweetAss: Stop treating women like shit, you fucking camel-rapist!

ToolMySweetAss: Women are beautiful and should be naked.

Afrid606: 1st u tell me

ToolMySweetAss: You treat women like dung!

Afrid606: who is killing

ToolMySweetAss: Islam is shit!

Afrid606: do u undersytand urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: No, fuckhead.

ToolMySweetAss: I understand English, Satan's native tongue.

Afrid606: if u r be on my front then i tell uthat who m i

Afrid606: now as u want to say

Afrid606: say

Afrid606: but if u r on my front then u couldnt say these words

ToolMySweetAss: I love no God.

Afrid606: i m very dangourus

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Allah is shit, Jesus couldn't holdBhuddas jock.

Afrid606: u r telling a lie

ToolMySweetAss: Sure,

ToolMySweetAss: Dangerous.

Afrid606: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ToolMySweetAss: I fear you.

Afrid606: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Afrid606: get out

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking homo.

Afrid606: misss kelly

Afrid606: get out

Afrid606: i dont want to talk with u

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking suck.



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Jesus Hates Your Guts

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


kurupt085: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Oh thank God You are here.

kurupt085: yea i know thank god

ToolMySweetAss: Who is angele?

kurupt085: a friend

ToolMySweetAss: In your profile it says she's your idol.

kurupt085: yea she wrote that

ToolMySweetAss: Thats pretty strong.

kurupt085: i know

ToolMySweetAss: And you left it in there?

kurupt085: yea

ToolMySweetAss: You come off like a homo.

ToolMySweetAss: I don't like homos.

ToolMySweetAss: Homos are an abomination of God.

kurupt085: well im not

ToolMySweetAss: Whens the last time you sucked a guys dick?

kurupt085: why the fuck would you think that

kurupt085: you sound like a homo Whens the last time you sucked

a guys dick?

ToolMySweetAss: Because you have Big Fluffy Pink letters saying

you worship some chick in your profile.

ToolMySweetAss: Homo-like.

kurupt085: too bad i didnt fuckn right that

ToolMySweetAss: Now answer the question. When did you last spit

in Gods eye by blowing a man?

kurupt085: she told me to put it up there that is her rightin are

you that fuckn dumb and you cant see what i write in

ToolMySweetAss: "rightin"?

ToolMySweetAss: You mean "writing"?

kurupt085: who cares you get the point

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking stooge. Go to school.

ToolMySweetAss: I want to fuck, you just want to fight.

kurupt085: stooge what the fuck is that 8th grade lingo

ToolMySweetAss: Little fucking Nancy-boy.

kurupt085: im not fightin your the one callin me gay

ToolMySweetAss: Go suck another cock, AIDSY Joe.

ToolMySweetAss: I want a man who knows how to please a woman.

kurupt085: whatever

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, cuddles?

kurupt085: 22

ToolMySweetAss: How is it that you are "kurupt"?

kurupt085: its just a name

kurupt085: do you have to analyze everything

ToolMySweetAss: Where do you live, sissypants?

kurupt085: fuck off

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, I'm trying to be friendly so we can fuck.

kurupt085: no your nto

ToolMySweetAss: Yes I am. I'm just saucey is all.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

kurupt085: 7 "

ToolMySweetAss: Small enough to fit in a guys ass I bet!

ToolMySweetAss: So where are you from, really?

kurupt085: bye

ToolMySweetAss: Awww, wait!

kurupt085: what

ToolMySweetAss: I was just playing!

kurupt085: right

ToolMySweetAss: I just want to get you a little riled up so you're

rough with me when we cyber!

ToolMySweetAss: I like it when guys are mean with me.

ToolMySweetAss: Slap my face, pull my hair, etc.

ToolMySweetAss: Call me names.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that cool?

kurupt085: im not in to that shit

ToolMySweetAss: Well thats because you are a homosexual.

And an abomination to Jesus Christ.

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus hates your guts



Fuck Allah!

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


Lover4U73: HELLOOOO Sweeeet GAl

ToolMySweetAss: Well aren't you a

smooth talker


Lover4U73: THANXXX

Lover4U73: Welcome to my SWeeet Love VAlley

Lover4U73: Hows u N life

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you make me feel all beautiful and sexy.

ToolMySweetAss: Like Barry White.

ToolMySweetAss: Are you a big fat negro?

Lover4U73: its my pleasure Honey

Lover4U73: I have blak shiny hair, blak hazel eyes strong sexy looking built with 6.2 height and more.......... wat about U

Lover4U73: nooooo honey

Lover4U73: im not Negro but im strong

ToolMySweetAss: I look like George Plimpton with a palsied hand.

Lover4U73: Hey why u r so slow in reply

Lover4U73: im just chillin with u here

ToolMySweetAss: It's the palsied hand. Hard to type.

Lover4U73: I would love if u tell me about u like me

Lover4U73: I wanna imagine right here with me

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you from? You sound so exotic!

ToolMySweetAss: It's making me horny!

Lover4U73: Im from Dublin Ireland Sweet MADAM

Lover4U73: pls tell me about ur hair

Lover4U73: eyes

Lover4U73: height

Lover4U73: Bra

Lover4U73: waist

Lover4U73: and wahtever is sweet to know for me

ToolMySweetAss: My hair all came out with the Chemotherapy.

ToolMySweetAss: My wig is Auburn and curly.

Lover4U73: and....

ToolMySweetAss: My eyes are hazel and the wandery one is milky.

Lover4U73: koooooooooool

ToolMySweetAss: I am also 6' 2"...

Lover4U73: sweeeeet

Lover4U73: Ideal.....

ToolMySweetAss: Waist is 24 inches. Thats without accounting for

the bag.

Lover4U73: and......

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your sweet sweet cock?

Lover4U73: hey urs bra still remaining then u will ask me

Lover4U73: Bra?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh...

ToolMySweetAss: My tits are long and sloppy- like tube socks full

of vomit .

ToolMySweetAss: Thats from all the children.

ToolMySweetAss: I have three.

ToolMySweetAss: And 6 abortions.

Lover4U73: :-Pand size honey

Lover4U73: size of ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: Please tell me you have a little cock.

ToolMySweetAss: I like little cocks.

ToolMySweetAss: The smaller the better.

Lover4U73: hey u have threee BOOOOOOBS;-)

Lover4U73: I have very strong like bullet 7 inch long cock my baby

ToolMySweetAss: What?

Lover4U73: hey tell me size of ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: Three boobs? What the fuck is that? Are you

insulting me because of my disabilities?


ToolMySweetAss: I have struggled long and hard to overcome my

physical handicaps and i'll be dipped in a bucket of shit if I'm gonna sit here and take guff off of you.

ToolMySweetAss: Now take out your little cock.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Lover4U73: Sorry im back honey

Lover4U73: hey whats size if ur bra lol

ToolMySweetAss: I don't wear one.

Lover4U73: then lol

ToolMySweetAss: I have a fantasy!

Lover4U73: how big they r so that i can imagine

Lover4U73: take me with u in ur fantasy

Lover4U73: im alone at home

Lover4U73: hey whats wu wearing right now

ToolMySweetAss: I want to fuck you in the ass while you piss on the


ToolMySweetAss: There's is nothing dirtier than Muslims!

Lover4U73: really

Lover4U73: how u found that

ToolMySweetAss: Lets shit on the image of Muhammed while we jack off!

ToolMySweetAss: K?

Lover4U73: hey fuck up

Lover4U73: just talk to me about me and u

Lover4U73: nothing else ok

Lover4U73: if u wanna chat

Lover4U73: dont piss me

ToolMySweetAss: I'll put my cock in your ass while you call me Allah!

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck Allah!

Lover4U73: Fuck U Bitch

Lover4U73: Fuck off

ToolMySweetAss: The Koran is for faggots!



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