Doug is "aidsblood"
bobmfk: busy?
aidsblood: Not one bit!
bobmfk: is that age right on you r profile?
aidsblood: Yep! I'll be 14 in June.
bobmfk: then why no teenage guy?
aidsblood: They are SOOOOO boring!
aidsblood: Older guys know how to F-U-C-K!
bobmfk: you name is very usual!
aidsblood: Where you from, scum?
aidsblood: Oh ya...
bobmfk: hey not nice young lady
bobmfk: chicago
bobmfk: you
aidsblood: thats what my friends call me.
aidsblood: Vegas, and i WAS JUST BEING SAUCEY CALLING YOU THAT.
aidsblood: Oops, caplock.
bobmfk: kind of figured that
bobmfk: whats your real name?
aidsblood: Chondra. It's in my profile, pedophile.
aidsblood: I like to rhyme.
aidsblood: What do you do, dirty Jew?
bobmfk: hey ..keep that and you'll get something in your ass
bobmfk: or would you rather get in the the face???
aidsblood: Like it both ways, actually.
bobmfk: ooooh gooody
bobmfk: do you have a pic???
aidsblood: No, do you?
bobmfk: ya
aidsblood: Send it along, monster-schlong!
bobmfk: so what do you look like?
bobmfk: no if you dont have one!!
bobmfk: come on done be shy!!!
aidsblood: OK forget it then.
bobmfk: so you like cock!!!
aidsblood: I look like Cameron Diaz with a harelip.
bobmfk: why the goofy hanhdle doll
aidsblood: Goofy?
bobmfk: well not reall
bobmfk: but its a little weird!
bobmfk: i take it you're not a virgin????
aidsblood: Not at all!
bobmfk: well you like sex the normal way or do you have a favorite position!
bobmfk: i bet you be good on the lap facing me so i can get it deep into you
aidsblood: Mmmmm!
bobmfk: you have nice breasts?
aidsblood: Yes, I like it!
aidsblood: Yes, as a matter of fact I do!
bobmfk: nice for sucking on and licking!!
bobmfk: your pussy tight?
aidsblood: Oh ya! *cough cough*
aidsblood: Tight as a drunken Irishman!
aidsblood: And smells as bad!
bobmfk: then its nice for fingering!
aidsblood: And eating!
bobmfk: i like to go in and play with your clit
bobmfk: hold it in my fingers and squeeze it
aidsblood: I like to put things in it, like sandwiches and raw pork, and leave them in their til they rot.
aidsblood: After a week or so the send me to the doctors and I get out of school for a few days.
bobmfk: i rather run my cock in and out of it first!!
bobmfk: while i'm play toungue hockey with you
aidsblood: Mmmm. I love hockey! Fucking Kings went in the shitter last night, though, didnt they?
bobmfk: you like you breasts squeezed hard while you get fucked in your pussy!!
aidsblood: Not too hard cuz I bruise easy and it shows on camera.
bobmfk: you model or dance???
bobmfk: you have big nipples?
aidsblood: I do films.
bobmfk: i take it sex films!
aidsblood: Nipples like long, cancerous penises.
aidsblood: Yes, sex films.
bobmfk: hmmmm nice
aidsblood: My Dad has me do them to pay for Nicholas to go to school.
bobmfk: ya sure!!
aidsblood: *cough cough cough*
aidsblood: *wheeze*
bobmfk: and i suppose that your pussy making noise!!1
aidsblood: Now, its the virus.
bobmfk: herpes!!!!
bobmfk: or the clapp?
bobmfk: i 'll bet you'r a gorgous good liking girl chondra with and ass that wont quit!!!
bobmfk: well you there???????
bobmfk: or do you want more fucking !!!!!
aidsblood: hello?
aidsblood: Hello?
bobmfk: hi
bobmfk: i see your back
bobmfk: want to fuck
aidsblood: Ya, my Dad came home.
aidsblood: Sorry.
bobmfk: irts ok
bobmfk: you eral do nude movies!
aidsblood: Tell me about yourself, Bobby, get me back into it.
aidsblood: Ya, unfortunately.
bobmfk: dose your dad make you?
aidsblood: Ya, I guess.
aidsblood: Not really "make" but you don't want to make him mad.
bobmfk: what do you mean guess so?
bobmfk: ok i see
aidsblood: He says he'd be real "disappointed" if I didn't.
bobmfk: he in the sex movie busy?
bobmfk: i'll bet you're really pretty too!!
aidsblood: Yeah, people say I look like Cameron Diaz if she were a midget.
bobmfk: you like to fuck
aidsblood: Like a truck driver.
bobmfk: i'd like to have you
aidsblood: Where do you live?
bobmfk: chicago
aidsblood: Oh ya, you told me that.
aidsblood: The windy city.
bobmfk: your in vagas right
aidsblood: Speaking of wind, one time I was 69 with my cousin Dale and I had to fart but I ended up shitting on his nose.
bobmfk: oh god
bobmfk: bet you're good at screwing
aidsblood: Good? Fucking pro, flapjack!
bobmfk: you like fucking your pussy or giving b.j.s?
bobmfk: i'd strippyou pants off
bobmfk: you
bobmfk: flip you on the bed
bobmfk: and drive my cock right into you pussy
aidsblood: How bout something different?
aidsblood: How bout we make a new hole so I am a vigin?
bobmfk: well i can do you on the kitchen counter
bobmfk: you likre it in you ass?
aidsblood: No, too worn out. I have a prolapsed rectum from the brutal filming schedule.
aidsblood: Hangs out of me like a blistered cows udder.
bobmfk: how long you been doing this shit???
aidsblood: Have to film all my scenes on my back so you can't see it.
aidsblood: Since I was 11.
aidsblood: When my tits first started coming about.
bobmfk: do the guys you screw on film wear condoms?
aidsblood: No, which is how I got all AIDSy.
aidsblood: But I still make the films. I'mm no quitter.
bobmfk: now i see!!
aidsblood: See what?
bobmfk: you handle???
aidsblood: Oh, ya, Aidsblood. It's subtle but tells a little about who I am.
bobmfk: you must have one big pussy by now!!
aidsblood: Big like a garbage bag.
bobmfk: hell thats no fun ..they should be nice and tight
aidsblood: Thats why I said..
aidsblood: Lets make a new hole!
aidsblood: Get a box cutter!
bobmfk: then use your mouth
aidsblood: No, no, no. NEW hole, dummy!
aidsblood: I'm gonna let you fuck me anywhere on my body!
bobmfk: na theres only so much you can do!!
aidsblood: No, there's much more you can do! Now quit being a homo and get a box cutter!
bobmfk: what do you want me t do ..slice you butt open!!!!!!
aidsblood: You can put a hole ANYWHERE!
aidsblood: You can fuck me in the leg, the eye, anywhere.
bobmfk: hey this too wierd????
aidsblood: Anywhere except ass, pussy and the gape-mouth.
aidsblood: Weird? Are you a queer?
aidsblood: If you are it's no biggie.
aidsblood: Go ahead cut me.
aidsblood: I say we start with the back of my head.Punch a hole in my skull and fuck my brains out.
bobmfk: time to go chick!!!
bobmfk: bye
aidsblood: Wait!
aidsblood: I need you!
bobmfk: what?
aidsblood: I'm about to come!
aidsblood: My pussy is so wet, it's on fire!
bobmfk: then stick your hand in there and grab you clit
aidsblood: Wow, my clit is all swollen up. Like a cock.
bobmfk: and message the hell out of it!!!
aidsblood: I'm jacking it off!
bobmfk: good go to it
aidsblood: From the tip down to the balls.
aidsblood: Big hangy 34 year old ma-balls.
aidsblood: Mmmmm.
aidsblood: Suck my clit.
aidsblood: Pell back the foreskin and suck it.
aidsblood: peel*
bobmfk: i'd reach it grb it
aidsblood: eeeYello?
aidsblood: Grab my big, 9 inch clit, put the head in your mouth and suck it til I blow a big monster load of semen into your mouth.
aidsblood: All gunky and bleach smelling.
aidsblood: Mmmm
Doug Stanhope