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Sunday
Mar212010

Mutant Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

 

Nightmare Mutant: ur a 14 year old gurl, & u cyber with older guys?

Nightmare Mutant: thats disgusting!

ToolMySweetAss: Then fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber is dumb in the first place

ToolMySweetAss: Who the fuck are you?

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam or dig. cam or scanner by chance?

Nightmare Mutant: im me!

Nightmare Mutant: thats all u need to know, since u seem to be so unstable & all

Nightmare Mutant: no offence

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, Shitpants?

Nightmare Mutant: im 19 shitbrain

ToolMySweetAss: If you don't wanna cyber then why are you bothering me?

Nightmare Mutant: cause i wanna know if u want to play my game

ToolMySweetAss: What game is that, Thunderdick?

Nightmare Mutant: i like to call it insanity

Nightmare Mutant: because u have to be insane to do the dares

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares, all nude, & only I give the dares

ToolMySweetAss: Who wrote your profile? It sounds like desperate cry for help.

Nightmare Mutant: do u have a webcam, dig. cam or a top-open scanner by any chance?

Nightmare Mutant: Tim Burton wrote it thank u very much

ToolMySweetAss: I dare you to fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: the biggest litterary genius of our time

Nightmare Mutant: now now now, u didn't read the rules, Only I give the dares

Nightmare Mutant: try to keep up princess

Nightmare Mutant: so let me get this straight... U'll have "sex" with people u dont even know, but not play a simple little game?

Nightmare Mutant: im not seeing ur reasoning on this one toots

ToolMySweetAss: Games don't make me cum, faggot.

Nightmare Mutant: this one will

ToolMySweetAss: Then it's cyber.

Nightmare Mutant: have u ever masturbated with something in ur cunt & ur ass at the same time?

Nightmare Mutant: no, its Insanity

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, it's the only way I can come anymore.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then y not play so that i can help

Nightmare Mutant: its very simpe

Nightmare Mutant: *simple

Nightmare Mutant: u just dont wanna cause u dont think u'll cum from it right?

ToolMySweetAss: You came on and said that you thought cyber was gross.

ToolMySweetAss: Now your trying to be cute.

ToolMySweetAss: You are a nitwit.

Nightmare Mutant: its not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Send me a naked pic or fuck off.

Nightmare Mutant: cyber would be me saying some dumb ass thing like "I shove my foot in ur cunt"

Nightmare Mutant: thats not what insanity is

Nightmare Mutant: insanity is me daring you to go run outside naked, fingering urself the whole time

Nightmare Mutant: its like truth or dare, only all dares

Nightmare Mutant: not cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Bo-ring.

ToolMySweetAss: You are really 19 and still this sexually repressed?

Nightmare Mutant: then have a dog eat u out while u suck on ur tits

Nightmare Mutant: stick urself to ur neighbors window

Nightmare Mutant: shove pocket change up ur cunt till u cant anymore

Nightmare Mutant: is that bo-ring?

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmmm.

Nightmare Mutant: i think not

ToolMySweetAss: Send a pic.

Nightmare Mutant: dont have any

ToolMySweetAss: I love it when you get nasty.

Nightmare Mutant: otherwise i would

Nightmare Mutant: yeah, well, no more unless u play

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me about yourself.

Nightmare Mutant: and u have to send pix

Nightmare Mutant: im a 19/m going to the U of Honalulu, majoring in Psychology.

Nightmare Mutant: 6'1" Bleached blonde hair, turqouise eyes, very muscular, love to surf, cock is 8&1/2 inches when im hard (a friend made me measure it)

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you'd think that you'd have spelled Honolulu correctly. Prime facility, I'm sure.

Nightmare Mutant: my bad

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking idiot.

Nightmare Mutant: hey, just cause my typing ismt perfect

Nightmare Mutant: *isnt

Nightmare Mutant: dont get all pissed at me cause i cant type

ToolMySweetAss: I'd play your game only to find myself running around naked trying to "funger" my "passy".

Nightmare Mutant: haha

Nightmare Mutant: very funny

ToolMySweetAss: Typos and misspellings are different.

Nightmare Mutant: wit, thats good

Nightmare Mutant: not many people have that anymore

Nightmare Mutant: i used to

Nightmare Mutant: but its gone, far, far away

Nightmare Mutant: ever since that little bitch messed with my head

Nightmare Mutant: but anyway

ToolMySweetAss: If you live in Honolulu, you should be able to spell it. Its not like the a and o keys are next to one another.

Nightmare Mutant: do u want to play my game

Nightmare Mutant: or not

Nightmare Mutant: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I though I'd been clear from the beggining.

Nightmare Mutant: cause if not, im gonna go

ToolMySweetAss: No.

ToolMySweetAss: I'll wait for hot cyber, thanks.

Nightmare Mutant: alrighty, even though cyber is for people who cant get any real sex

Nightmare Mutant: but thats ur problem not mine.

ToolMySweetAss: From soneone more mature, more clever than your "spin the bottle" mentality.

Nightmare Mutant: when u finally realize that ur a confused, hormone crazed little cyber-slut, im me

Nightmare Mutant: maybe i can help

Nightmare Mutant: but in the mean time, go fuck ur dog

ToolMySweetAss: I tried that once.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm serious.

ToolMySweetAss: It got all freaked out.

Nightmare Mutant: well, then even more reason to im me later

Nightmare Mutant: when u realize that u need help

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck off, homo.

Nightmare Mutant: uh.....NO!

Nightmare Mutant: see u have to cyber cause people wont do u in person

Nightmare Mutant: ur face just scares em away

Nightmare Mutant: and if it doesn't, ur cunt will

ToolMySweetAss: The only reason you know how long your cock is is from the high-water mark inside your boyfriends ass.

Nightmare Mutant: oh wow

Nightmare Mutant: thats a good

Nightmare Mutant: one

ToolMySweetAss: I don't get a lot of real sex cuz I am 13, you fucking pedophile.

Nightmare Mutant: at least i dont try interbreeding with animals that have more legs then i do

Nightmare Mutant: not to mention intelligence

ToolMySweetAss: Your loss.

Nightmare Mutant: so u can just sit back, & cyber with people who are probably nasty old men, instead of calling me a pedophile,

why not call the people who do u on the net that?

ToolMySweetAss: Had a bigger dick than 81/2 inches, I'll tell you that.

Nightmare Mutant: i know why, because ur a sick, twisted little shit who needs to learn that her body is not some place for people to

stick their shit in

Nightmare Mutant: but if u want to grow up & be a slut, just like ur mom, u do that, but in the mean time, kiss my white ass!

ToolMySweetAss: My mom died from HIV complication in February.

 

 

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    近日,美国有一位名叫Hunter Cayll(朋友昵称Nubbs)的青年在社交网络上火了。他双手残障,却通过不断的努力成为了一名优秀的射手,他不但能准确地击中目标,还能轻松完成上膛、换弹夹等动作,速度甚至比射击初学者还快。不少网友看后称赞到,这是美国版的"励志哥"。

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