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Jesus Hates Your Guts

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


kurupt085: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Oh thank God You are here.

kurupt085: yea i know thank god

ToolMySweetAss: Who is angele?

kurupt085: a friend

ToolMySweetAss: In your profile it says she's your idol.

kurupt085: yea she wrote that

ToolMySweetAss: Thats pretty strong.

kurupt085: i know

ToolMySweetAss: And you left it in there?

kurupt085: yea

ToolMySweetAss: You come off like a homo.

ToolMySweetAss: I don't like homos.

ToolMySweetAss: Homos are an abomination of God.

kurupt085: well im not

ToolMySweetAss: Whens the last time you sucked a guys dick?

kurupt085: why the fuck would you think that

kurupt085: you sound like a homo Whens the last time you sucked

a guys dick?

ToolMySweetAss: Because you have Big Fluffy Pink letters saying

you worship some chick in your profile.

ToolMySweetAss: Homo-like.

kurupt085: too bad i didnt fuckn right that

ToolMySweetAss: Now answer the question. When did you last spit

in Gods eye by blowing a man?

kurupt085: she told me to put it up there that is her rightin are

you that fuckn dumb and you cant see what i write in

ToolMySweetAss: "rightin"?

ToolMySweetAss: You mean "writing"?

kurupt085: who cares you get the point

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking stooge. Go to school.

ToolMySweetAss: I want to fuck, you just want to fight.

kurupt085: stooge what the fuck is that 8th grade lingo

ToolMySweetAss: Little fucking Nancy-boy.

kurupt085: im not fightin your the one callin me gay

ToolMySweetAss: Go suck another cock, AIDSY Joe.

ToolMySweetAss: I want a man who knows how to please a woman.

kurupt085: whatever

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you, cuddles?

kurupt085: 22

ToolMySweetAss: How is it that you are "kurupt"?

kurupt085: its just a name

kurupt085: do you have to analyze everything

ToolMySweetAss: Where do you live, sissypants?

kurupt085: fuck off

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, I'm trying to be friendly so we can fuck.

kurupt085: no your nto

ToolMySweetAss: Yes I am. I'm just saucey is all.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock?

kurupt085: 7 "

ToolMySweetAss: Small enough to fit in a guys ass I bet!

ToolMySweetAss: So where are you from, really?

kurupt085: bye

ToolMySweetAss: Awww, wait!

kurupt085: what

ToolMySweetAss: I was just playing!

kurupt085: right

ToolMySweetAss: I just want to get you a little riled up so you're

rough with me when we cyber!

ToolMySweetAss: I like it when guys are mean with me.

ToolMySweetAss: Slap my face, pull my hair, etc.

ToolMySweetAss: Call me names.

ToolMySweetAss: Is that cool?

kurupt085: im not in to that shit

ToolMySweetAss: Well thats because you are a homosexual.

And an abomination to Jesus Christ.

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus hates your guts


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