Poop Is Funny
Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"
bedlam000: hey there. what's up?
PorkPipeAnnie: Me, like a flagpole!
PorkPipeAnnie: Done a ton of meth.
bedlam000: how does it make you feel?
PorkPipeAnnie: Like killing a hooker.
PorkPipeAnnie: How old are you?
bedlam000: 24
PorkPipeAnnie: Sweet!
bedlam000: u?
PorkPipeAnnie: 13
PorkPipeAnnie: 14 in June
PorkPipeAnnie: How big is your cock???
bedlam000: 7 inches, but thick.
PorkPipeAnnie: Got a pic?
bedlam000: not on this system. you?
PorkPipeAnnie: Nope.
PorkPipeAnnie: Got one on a site?
bedlam000: checking to see if it's still there. what about you?
bedlam000: in the meantime, tell me what you look like (details)....
bedlam000: ... and what you're wearing.
bedlam000: sorry, can't find it.
PorkPipeAnnie: k
PorkPipeAnnie: I look like Nancy from the comic strip!
bedlam000: what's that?
PorkPipeAnnie: I'm wearing CareBear footy pajamas with the ass flap in the back.
bedlam000: what do you look like, since i don't know nancy
PorkPipeAnnie: Hot and sweet and ready to get jiggy!
bedlam000: measurements?
PorkPipeAnnie: 8 hard.
bedlam000: i got a bathrobe on.
bedlam000: that's all
PorkPipeAnnie: Well take it off. It's blocking your ass.
bedlam000: it's off. what do you want to do to me?
PorkPipeAnnie: Do you have lotion?
bedlam000: yeah, several kinds
PorkPipeAnnie: Get the kind that won't effect your insides too bad.
PorkPipeAnnie: Now grease up real good.
PorkPipeAnnie: Get the ass good. Just in case.
bedlam000: you should put it on me.
bedlam000: or do you like to watch.
PorkPipeAnnie: Whatever you like.
bedlam000: watch.
PorkPipeAnnie: What do your parents do?
bedlam000: work
PorkPipeAnnie: No, I mean in bed?
bedlam000: dunno
bedlam000: dont want to know
PorkPipeAnnie: My dad usually fucks her in the ass and then pounds off on her asscheeks.
PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe we could do that?
bedlam000: you going to play with my ass at all?
PorkPipeAnnie: Oh ya.
bedlam000: putting on lotion....
PorkPipeAnnie: Lay down on your belly and put all the lotion on your ass.
bedlam000: it makes my cock hard putting it on.
bedlam000: spreading my legs....
bedlam000: using two fingers to put it on, and probing my ass too...
bedlam000: help me put it on.
PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, my cock is getting real hard as I put lotion on your ass..
PorkPipeAnnie: Are you ready?
bedlam000: you haave any toys?
PorkPipeAnnie: I take my big fat uncut cock, flick the beetles off it and plunge it in your ass.
bedlam000: start slow
PorkPipeAnnie: You can feel your blood teeming with the HIV as atear up your dirty backside!
PorkPipeAnnie: I tear*
PorkPipeAnnie: You feel the walls of your rectum being torn as you begin to shit yourself.
PorkPipeAnnie: The smell make me crazy and I start to blow my load.
PorkPipeAnnie: Unfortunately there is poop clogging up my pisshole and my load backfires, exploding one of my nuts!
PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?
PorkPipeAnnie: I need some play here.
PorkPipeAnnie: hellooooo?
bedlam000: ummmm, you're pretty fucked up.
PorkPipeAnnie: My pussy is getting wet but I need you to put me over the top.
bedlam000: you a herme
PorkPipeAnnie: No, this is all fantasy.
PorkPipeAnnie: If you don't like it, tell me what you want changed.
bedlam000: i lost my hard on with that poop stuff
bedlam000: and getting my ass wrecked
bedlam000: altough it was funny
PorkPipeAnnie: Funny? It's usually the only way I can get a nut.
PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe it's the meth.
PorkPipeAnnie: Anyway... lets get back to fucking! :)
bedlam000: ok
bedlam000: you a girl?
bedlam000: or a guy?
PorkPipeAnnie: Sure. Now eat my pussy.
bedlam000: tell me about your pussy
PorkPipeAnnie: It looks like Rocky's eye after the fight its so swollen for you.
PorkPipeAnnie: Now eat my ass.
bedlam000: ok...
PorkPipeAnnie: tell me about it.
bedlam000: hows it feel?
PorkPipeAnnie: Like when I had worms.
bedlam000: i like rimming it first, then prodding it apart with two fingers
PorkPipeAnnie: Maybe I should eat your ass instead. I'm feeling gassy.
bedlam000: ok
bedlam000: you going to eat it?
bedlam000: what do you like about my ass?
PorkPipeAnnie: *Holds you down. With one hand pinching my nose shut, I put my dolly down and enter your ass with my tongue.*
PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmmm.
PorkPipeAnnie: You don't wipe very well.
bedlam000: sorry
bedlam000: go for a reacharound
PorkPipeAnnie: You taste like black cock. Whats that all about?
bedlam000: dunno
PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, I reach around and feel your cock.
PorkPipeAnnie: Its length is inferior to mine and I know I am right to be in the drivers seat.
bedlam000: you like it?
PorkPipeAnnie: "Are you ready to party, little lady?" as fear mounts in your eye and a swelling starts near your gaping sphincter.
bedlam000: ok
PorkPipeAnnie: I stick my syphlitic man cock in your shit pipe.
PorkPipeAnnie: I plows through into your liver and you begin to hemmorage.
bedlam000: bummer
PorkPipeAnnie: I pull my cock out and ask you how it feels to be the little girl..
bedlam000: great
PorkPipeAnnie: I squat over you as you try to speak, blood gurgling from your mouth.
PorkPipeAnnie: I let loose with a stream of wormy ass vomit into your mouth.
PorkPipeAnnie: You start to come.
bedlam000: ok
PorkPipeAnnie: Your mother walks in and asks what you want for dinner and notices your mouth is full of my feces.
PorkPipeAnnie: You get scolded.
PorkPipeAnnie: It make syou hard again.
bedlam000: so, i gotta admit....
bedlam000: ... you're pretty funny, but are also in serious need of counseling.
bedlam000: get you off the meth
PorkPipeAnnie: I'm pretty funny and articulate for a 13 year old girl, huh?
bedlam000: you are not 13
PorkPipeAnnie: I only do the meth to get me through the pain of the abortion.
PorkPipeAnnie: Yes I am.
bedlam000: you are not a girl
PorkPipeAnnie: I only had the abortion cuz I had done so much meth.
PorkPipeAnnie: Its a vicious circle.
PorkPipeAnnie: Like you really want a girl, you fucking homo.
PorkPipeAnnie: C'mon. Who are you kidding.
PorkPipeAnnie: You want a child, you fucking rapist.
bedlam000: when and if you grow up, you'll understand what all a woman can do
PorkPipeAnnie: You are a pedophile. And you call me sick?
PorkPipeAnnie: Why don't you just go get fucked in a bath house and get it over with rather than rape children?
PorkPipeAnnie: Are your parents still molesting you or is it just the memory that drives you to young girls?
PorkPipeAnnie: Did you finally leave?
bedlam000: no. laughing at your sorry ass.
PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, you'll laugh.
bedlam000: like i said, at least you're funny.
PorkPipeAnnie: The whole world will laugh. Thats why they call it baiting, ninny.
bedlam000: so how old are you -- really?
PorkPipeAnnie: 4.
PorkPipeAnnie: I bet you're even hornier.
PorkPipeAnnie: Fucking child molester.
PorkPipeAnnie: You'll see how people like child molesters, Mr Bedlam.
PorkPipeAnnie: I would smash that computer into little tiny peices if I were you. And then do the same to your genitals.
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