Doug is "Free Abortions"
heyjoe1970: is ur profile serious?
FreeAbortions: Yes, sir. May we help you?
heyjoe1970: no seriously, u actually do abortions, or r u just mocking those who
think abortions should be legal?
heyjoe1970: ?
FreeAbortions: Sir, we don't have time to "mock" people. We provide a much needed
service to girls who are too young legally or too poor financially to have early termination.
heyjoe1970: if ur serious, then y do u refer to the word kill so much?
FreeAbortions: If you need our services, I will be glad to help you. Otherwise, There
are many people waiting foe help.
FreeAbortions: Because it is killing. We do not deny that.
heyjoe1970: can u please just answer my question
heyjoe1970: so y do u do it then?
heyjoe1970: u think killing is right?
FreeAbortions: In this instance, not only is it right, it is necessary.
heyjoe1970: how is it right or necessary?
heyjoe1970: i'm confused
heyjoe1970: ur murdering an innocent baby
FreeAbortions: The world is breaking at the seams with unwanted children. They are
depleting the natural resources of the Earth and destroying the economy.
heyjoe1970: so because the earth is overcrowded, we should kill some ppl to
make room?
heyjoe1970: or to save room
FreeAbortions: Killing them is the only solution. We are currently working to pass
legislation to allow termination up to 18 months of age, before the child shows any real cognisant skills.
heyjoe1970: killing is the only solution?
FreeAbortions: hat way parents can make sure their child is healthy and somewhat
attractive before they decide.
heyjoe1970: do u realize what ur saying?
FreeAbortions: How else do you suppose to deplete the population?
FreeAbortions: Adding people?
FreeAbortions: Staying at the same amount of people?
FreeAbortions: Or getting rid of people?
heyjoe1970: we accept the mistakes ppl make
FreeAbortions: We kill the mistakes people make.
heyjoe1970: but we also push for schools to start teaching abstenance instead of safe sex
FreeAbortions: Over 600 per day nationwide just through our service.
heyjoe1970: at no time
heyjoe1970: except in self defense
heyjoe1970: is killing a plausable option
FreeAbortions: We also have education services, teaching young people about
sodomy as a safe and fun alternative that safeguards against pregnancy.
heyjoe1970: u kill babies
FreeAbortions: This IS a case of self defense.
heyjoe1970: how?
heyjoe1970: its not
heyjoe1970: the teen's life isnt in danger
heyjoe1970: if nething
FreeAbortions: One baby will ruin your whole life, not to mention make you unattractive and ruin your figure.
heyjoe1970: ur puttin that teen's life in danger
heyjoe1970: oh God
heyjoe1970: u know
heyjoe1970: number one, one must live with ur mistake
heyjoe1970: if u get pregnant, its ur own fault
heyjoe1970: not the baby growing inside of u
FreeAbortions: No we are not. In over 65,000 abortions we have only recorded
991 deaths and 2,880 serious injuries.
heyjoe1970: and also, how can u justify murdering a baby with what the outcome of
your physical attributes will be like after pregnancy?
FreeAbortions: Sir, make your points one at a time so that I may respond.
heyjoe1970: sorry
heyjoe1970: but how can u justify murder with what will happen to ur looks?
FreeAbortions: We are trying to save young women from the heartache of having
childbirth destroy thefigure so that men will not want them in the future.
FreeAbortions: Have you ever been with a woman after she has given birth?
heyjoe1970: wait
heyjoe1970: let me get this straight
heyjoe1970: because a woman might gain a few pounds
FreeAbortions: Have you ever seen a woman naked after the horoor of childbirth?
heyjoe1970: she should kill her unborn child?
heyjoe1970: no, sadly i havent
heyjoe1970: but even if u have a child, if the woman stays in shape and eats right,
she will looks just as good
FreeAbortions: Gain weight, stretch marks, drooping breasts, and a dialated vagina that
is no longer able to comfort a man?
heyjoe1970: obviously the dialated vagina cant be too bad if married couples have
sex long after the wife gives child birth
FreeAbortions: No woman should go through that when its just as easy to climb
into one of our vans and within 25 minutes be free to carry on with the rest of your life.
heyjoe1970: if the woman makes the choice to have sex
heyjoe1970: she should have to go thru that
heyjoe1970: it was her choice
heyjoe1970: and hers alone
heyjoe1970: no one else
heyjoe1970: s
heyjoe1970: *elses
FreeAbortions: She also has the choice to call us and have that horrible child quickly and conveniently removed.
FreeAbortions: Her choice, no one elses.
heyjoe1970: also if she makes that choice
heyjoe1970: it is affecting the human being inside of her much more than it affects her
FreeAbortions: If he can step up and give me an argument why he should get into this
world, I am taking him out.
FreeAbortions: Unless he can, I should have said.
heyjoe1970: no one needs an argument to be able to have the chance to live
heyjoe1970: that is a natural right
FreeAbortions: Not anymore. And while we are alive, we are doing everything possible that girls make the right choice and kill any pregnancy like it were a flu virus.
heyjoe1970: it is, it is now, it was, and will always be
FreeAbortions: We are in chatrooms all over the web, from Spice Girls to CareBears, to
spread the word while they are young and impressionable.
heyjoe1970: and a baby is not a flu virus
heyjoe1970: a baby is a human being
heyjoe1970: u r literally murdering ppl
heyjoe1970: u r just as bad as charles manson
heyjoe1970: or timothy mcveigh
heyjoe1970: or ne other killer
heyjoe1970: and not only that
heyjoe1970: u r promoting murder
FreeAbortions: No, its not a human being. If it is, well I got a new friend for you. He's in a puddle in a blue haz-mat baggie.
heyjoe1970: how isnt it a human being?
heyjoe1970: how isnt a baby in a womb a human being?
heyjoe1970: just cause it cant talk to u?
FreeAbortions: Its a big bag of gook, freshly vacuumed from an 13 yr old girls uterus.
heyjoe1970: could u please answer me
heyjoe1970: how is a baby in a womb, not a human being?
FreeAbortions: It is a human being. It's just an unwelcome one.
FreeAbortions: And we are the bouncers.
heyjoe1970: just cause u dont want it here u murder it?
heyjoe1970: so should i go out and start mowing down illegal immigrants?
FreeAbortions: Why can't we teach young ladies when they are still 11
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heyjoe1970: y cant u teach them that abortion is right?
FreeAbortions: 11 or 12 years old that they can just as easily please a man with her
mouth or anus and not risk getting pregnant and dragging down both parties.
heyjoe1970: ok, number one
heyjoe1970: y would u teach an 11 or 12 year old that anal or oral sex is right b4
they r married?
FreeAbortions: We are trying to eliminate marriage altogether. It is a church issue that
should not be recognized by the govt.
FreeAbortions: Besides, oral and anal sex is a lot more fun than no sex.
FreeAbortions: Why shouldn't kids do it?
FreeAbortions: ?
heyjoe1970: k, oral sex, i guess thats fine, i would be a hypocrit to say it is wrong to
do it b4 marriage
heyjoe1970: but there is still a small chance a woman can get pregnant with anal sex
FreeAbortions: Oh, you are really well schooled, arent you?
heyjoe1970: i just have a good memory
heyjoe1970: and like to learn
FreeAbortions: You are trying to tell me, a medical professional, that you can get
pregnant from buttfucking?
FreeAbortions: I was being sarcastic, nitiwt.
heyjoe1970: duh
FreeAbortions: You cant get pregnant from sodomy.
heyjoe1970: sodomy is still sex, premarrital sex is wrong
FreeAbortions: Never ever ever. Unles you rip her asshole so wide open as to be
unable to differentiate between her ass and clam.
FreeAbortions: Wrong to you, you chose to beleive in silliness.
heyjoe1970: r u warning me?
FreeAbortions: Nope.
FreeAbortions: I dont warn people unless they warn me.
heyjoe1970: w/e........so i'm guessin u r an atheist?
FreeAbortions: I have to wrap this up, I have to bring the van down to the school to meet Nancy, a 14 yr old who had the misfortune of trusting dollar store condoms.
heyjoe1970: just answer my last question
FreeAbortions: We have a ride-along program to show people how easy and fun
an abortion can be. Would you be interested in an internship?
heyjoe1970: can u please just asnwer my question
heyjoe1970: r u an atheist?
FreeAbortions: We even have some doctors that perform the surgeries dressed as
clowns to put the patients at ease.
heyjoe1970: is that question to hard to answer?
heyjoe1970: to many big words?
heyjoe1970: *too
FreeAbortions: I am just me, sir. I am an individual. I subscribe to no label.
heyjoe1970: so i'm guessin u believe in no supreme being?
FreeAbortions: You just told me that getting your cock sucked isnt a problem with your
religion. Ithink you made that rule up on your own, making you not a person of that
religion but a remodeled version of that religion. Therefore it made you an individual too.
FreeAbortions: Understand?
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heyjoe1970: when did i say oral sex wasnt a prob with my religion
heyjoe1970: ?
heyjoe1970: it is
FreeAbortions: : k, oral sex, i guess thats fine, i would be a hypocrit to
heyjoe1970: cause i'm not gonna advertise it, cause i made a mistake once
FreeAbortions: A mistake?
heyjoe1970: i got drunk, got a blow job
heyjoe1970: didnt realize what i was doin
FreeAbortions: Sweet!
heyjoe1970: sweet?
heyjoe1970: how old r u?
FreeAbortions: I am a 34 year old woman.
FreeAbortions: I love to suck a guys cock. I also love to get fucked in the ass.
heyjoe1970: what 34 year old woman thinks that gettin a blow job while drunk is sweet?
heyjoe1970: ur not a very good liar
FreeAbortions: I am a free thining woman. There's a lot of us out there if you step
outside your dogmatic circle now and again.
FreeAbortions: Read my profile, sir. I have no reason to lie to you.
heyjoe1970: if i did step out of my dogmatic circle, then i would meet ppl like u
FreeAbortions: And get your cock sucked again.
FreeAbortions: How horrible.
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heyjoe1970: r u tryin to be funny?
heyjoe1970: seriously, i feel sorry for u, but i'm not gonna judge u
FreeAbortions: No, I am being serious. What didn't you like about getting a blow job?
heyjoe1970: u could just be a good person who made some mistakes and said some
stupid things, i'll let God judge u
heyjoe1970: Its not that i didnt like it
FreeAbortions: Was it the cumming or the feel-good part?
heyjoe1970: its against my religion
heyjoe1970: i shouldnt have done it
FreeAbortions: It isn't your religion. Its your parents religion. Why? Because it was their parents religion. That goes all the way back to the days where you were burned alive for
questioning Christ.
FreeAbortions: If you teach a child anything that strongly when they are little, they will
have no cause to do anything but buy it wholeheartedly.
heyjoe1970: it is my religion
heyjoe1970: i had the chose to reject it
heyjoe1970: my parents have always made that clear
heyjoe1970: they always told me i didnt have to go to church
heyjoe1970: i could sit on my ass
heyjoe1970: i could reject God
heyjoe1970: but i didnt
FreeAbortions: People in the middle east blow shit up in the name of their religion.
They were taught that it was right as a child.
heyjoe1970: i chose to believe in God
heyjoe1970: they r ignorant to the truth
heyjoe1970: they dont know nething else
FreeAbortions: So if NOBODY else beleived in the bible and you had NEVER heard of
it...
FreeAbortions: shut up and listen...
FreeAbortions: Never heard of the Bible and you stumbled across it in a used book
store.. you would believe it without question?
heyjoe1970: not if i knew nothing bout it
heyjoe1970: y do u think the apostles preached?
FreeAbortions: If you found it on your own and read it without anyone else ever hearing of it.
heyjoe1970: how else would ppl learn bout Christ?
heyjoe1970: i dont know, i cant say
FreeAbortions: What if no one else ever beleived in Christ all these years, and you
founf what the apostles couldnt sell?
heyjoe1970: i have no clue
FreeAbortions: No you fucking wouldnt and you know it.
FreeAbortions: You are a sheep and if you use any logic you will know it.
FreeAbortions: Be a free thinker.
heyjoe1970: u know nothin bout God obviously
FreeAbortions: Be an individual.
heyjoe1970: i was not forced to be a catholic
heyjoe1970: i was given the choice of goin to a different church
heyjoe1970: or not goin to church at all
heyjoe1970: i could stop goin to church now
heyjoe1970: God gave us free will
heyjoe1970: and the ability to learn
FreeAbortions: My free will allows me to kill babies.
heyjoe1970: and if u want to do that
FreeAbortions: So why are you trying to impede on my God-given free will?
heyjoe1970: God doesnt agree with that
heyjoe1970: but go ahead
FreeAbortions: I know God.
heyjoe1970: i'm just tryin to find out y u think the way u do
heyjoe1970: i am confused about how someone can just kill a baby
FreeAbortions: He told me to get rid of some of the junk that is fucking up his planet.
FreeAbortions: I use tongs and crush their heads but there are lots of different ways.
heyjoe1970: look at what ur saying
heyjoe1970: dont u have any morals?
heyjoe1970: any concept of good and evil?
FreeAbortions: Yes, I don't fuck black men.
FreeAbortions: They are too fertile and too big for the mouth or ass.
FreeAbortions: Otherwise, no.
heyjoe1970: humans are supposed to be the masters of this planet because we are able to use our reasoning power
heyjoe1970: but u disprove that whole idea
FreeAbortions: Listen.
heyjoe1970: u listen
heyjoe1970: u r killin ppl
heyjoe1970: that is wrong
FreeAbortions: 15,000 people are born per hour.
heyjoe1970: even if u r an atheist
heyjoe1970: u should know that is wrong
FreeAbortions: SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
heyjoe1970: u shut up
heyjoe1970: u dont know what ur saying
heyjoe1970: the end doesnt justify the means
FreeAbortions: 15,000 born, 6,000 die.
FreeAbortions: That leaves 9,000 per hour surplus.
heyjoe1970: so?
FreeAbortions: That number grows each day.
heyjoe1970: ok, point?
FreeAbortions: The planet on the other hand, doesnt grow an inch.
FreeAbortions: Soon we are out of room, out of food, out of time.
FreeAbortions: We will be extinct.
heyjoe1970: God gave us the power to reason and the gift of intelligence
FreeAbortions: Like dinosaurs.
heyjoe1970: dinosaurs were animals
heyjoe1970: which had lil reason
heyjoe1970: and lil intelligence
heyjoe1970: o, nevermind
heyjoe1970: sorry
heyjoe1970: we wont go extinct
FreeAbortions: Not according to the Bible or Catholic church.
FreeAbortions: Dinosaurs didnt exist according to the church
heyjoe1970: no, u r wrong
FreeAbortions: But you have no idea what you are talking about!!!
heyjoe1970: u have none
heyjoe1970: the catholic church doesnt believe in the creation story, or evolution
heyjoe1970: it leaves that decision up to the followers of the church to make that
decision
FreeAbortions: The church says that dinosaur bones were put on Earth to test your faith.
FreeAbortions: Bullshit.
FreeAbortions: Listen, I am going to be late killing this baby.
heyjoe1970: no it does not
heyjoe1970: u have no idea what the catholic faith is bout
heyjoe1970: so dont start pullin stuff out of ur ass to support ur argument
FreeAbortions: She was going to name him Natahan. I talked her into letting me crush
its head. I had to pay her over 400 dollars and I dont want to be late.
FreeAbortions: Ask a lot of questions at church, look for the contradictions.
heyjoe1970: there are none
heyjoe1970: look at ur life
FreeAbortions: If you are right, there shouldnt be a problem looking.
heyjoe1970: look for the contradictions
FreeAbortions: Man, I am covered in dead baby from head to toe.
heyjoe1970: i'll be prayin
FreeAbortions: Thats the problem with this job, all the fluvia gets on everything and
stinks like the dead.
heyjoe1970: that when u r judged
heyjoe1970: God is merciful
heyjoe1970: i hope u realize what u r doin someday
FreeAbortions: God will have me abort his next kid to save us from all this fucking
trouble.
heyjoe1970: i feel sorry for u
heyjoe1970: i truly feel sorry for u
FreeAbortions: I like your mustard, son. ever thought about getting in the abortion biz? I could give you training and a small salary. If you still think its wrong after a year, quit.
heyjoe1970: did u have a bad child hood or something?
heyjoe1970: or a really bad experience?
FreeAbortions: You'll get a lot of pussy. Every hot chick wants to go out with an
abortion doctor. Fringe benefits.
FreeAbortions: No, I had a great childhood.
FreeAbortions: That remind me, I gotta get my baby from daycare.
heyjoe1970: u'll be in my prayers
heyjoe1970: and may God have mercy on ur soul
FreeAbortions: If you keep thinking God is going to fix everything so you dont have to
take responsibility, you're gonna end up fucked.
heyjoe1970: responsibility for what?
FreeAbortions: Earth is dying, you're kind are killing it by being fruitful and multiplying.
heyjoe1970: earth is only dying cause of ppl like u
heyjoe1970: who take the easy way
heyjoe1970: and not the right way
FreeAbortions: Starvation, overpopulation, dirty water supplies, lacking natural
resources.
FreeAbortions: How does the church recommend we cure those problems?
FreeAbortions: 9,000 people an hour.
heyjoe1970: the church recommends we solve those problems by being charitable
heyjoe1970: and helpin ur fellow man
FreeAbortions: THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH SPACE. CHARITY DOESN'T MAKE MORE
FOOD GROW WHEN THERE IS NO MORE LAND TO GROW IT ON.
heyjoe1970: charity shares what we have
FreeAbortions: Try another answer.
FreeAbortions: 9,000 people an hour.
heyjoe1970: the USA uses like 60% of the worlds resources
heyjoe1970: 60%!!!!
heyjoe1970: and we have like 4% of the world's population
FreeAbortions: The point is that the world population keeps growing and we will
eventually run out of room.
FreeAbortions: That is a fact.
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heyjoe1970: not if we think of solutions
heyjoe1970: we have a whole galaxy that we can populate
FreeAbortions: There is no disputing that. Religion teaches you to multiply.
heyjoe1970: religion teaches u to multiply yes
heyjoe1970: but that is what ne other creature does
FreeAbortions: Be fruitful and multiply
FreeAbortions: Until when?
FreeAbortions: So there is your contradiction.
heyjoe1970: until the day of judgment
heyjoe1970: there is no contradiction there
heyjoe1970: u r thinkin on too small a scale
FreeAbortions: See? That is where you deny your own responsibilty by saying God will
come befor e we overrun the Earth.
heyjoe1970: if we use our technology right
heyjoe1970: we will never overrun the earth
FreeAbortions: No. Let me say three thing before you change the subject.
heyjoe1970: what?
FreeAbortions: The Bible says be fruitful and multiply, correct?
heyjoe1970: yes
FreeAbortions: k
FreeAbortions: Poeple continue to do so, but the Earth is only so big so eventually you
have to run out of room.
FreeAbortions: Correct?
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heyjoe1970: not if u go beyond the earth
FreeAbortions: Oh, you are drunk.
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heyjoe1970: i'm thinkin realistically
FreeAbortions: You are the reason I cant wait to get out of this world.
FreeAbortions: Realistically moving masses of people into space?
FreeAbortions: That is realistic? e message again.
heyjoe1970: you are the reason i am so frustrated with the world
FreeAbortions: That is realistic?
heyjoe1970: yes
heyjoe1970: if we stop focusing on makin better video games
FreeAbortions: Good luck, I have dirty babies to kill.
FreeAbortions: Hope to meet you some day, get you drunk and suck your cock.
heyjoe1970: hope to meet u someday
heyjoe1970: tell u in person i feel sorry u
FreeAbortions: You'll feel sorry for making me take the jism-load from that many years
into my gullet.
FreeAbortions: All that repression in one big, terrible load of coagulating cock-hummus.
FreeAbortions: Good I'd love some sweet sweet cock right now.
heyjoe1970: God bless u
FreeAbortions: All this fighting has made me horny.
FreeAbortions: How should I deal with these feelings?
FreeAbortions: My pussy is sooo wet.
heyjoe1970: get some will power
FreeAbortions: It's hard not to touch it.
heyjoe1970: really?
FreeAbortions: But it feels so good.
FreeAbortions: Yes, really.
heyjoe1970: so what u think God will say to u when u r judged?
heyjoe1970: think he will be merciful
heyjoe1970: for ur sake, he better be
FreeAbortions: Yes, really. Don't you ever get horny?
heyjoe1970: yes
heyjoe1970: i'm a teenager
FreeAbortions: So what do you do?
heyjoe1970: i suppress it
heyjoe1970: do something to get it off my mind
FreeAbortions: Don't you ever break down and just go for it?
heyjoe1970: no
heyjoe1970: just cause u can do something doesnt mean u should
FreeAbortions: I would love to be as strong as you but sometimes I can't help but
dream of a hard cock pushing deep into my sopping wet pussy.
heyjoe1970: u rnt as strong as me cause u cant be
FreeAbortions: I can almost feel it, hard and purple, fucking my wet mouth.
heyjoe1970: u rnt as strong as me cause u dont want to be
FreeAbortions: But I crave that beautiful cock in me.
heyjoe1970: i also crave beatin ppl like u senseless
FreeAbortions: Do you me asking, how big is your cock?
heyjoe1970: i'll brb, lemme get a ruler
FreeAbortions: Hurry up
heyjoe1970: its bout 10ft long
FreeAbortions: This kid is definetly gonna grow up and kill a bunch of people.
heyjoe1970: me?
FreeAbortions: Whats with the violence?
heyjoe1970: what violence?
FreeAbortions: Beating me senseless?
heyjoe1970: ya, ok, someone doesnt know what sarcasm as
heyjoe1970: *is
FreeAbortions: Jesus will ass-rape you into oblivion for thinking that.
heyjoe1970: well Jesus doesnt have sex
heyjoe1970: so he prolly wont
heyjoe1970: but who r u to talk bout violence?
heyjoe1970: u kill babies
FreeAbortions: It has been proven by science that Jesus was not only a homo (they can
tell by the enlarged hypothalamus) but he was into fecalfelia.
heyjoe1970: k
heyjoe1970: i know u r lying
FreeAbortions: Poop-worship. Had asian girls come to his teepee and shit on him.
FreeAbortions: Absolutely true.
FreeAbortions: That is documented in Vatican City.
heyjoe1970: how would u know how big his hypothalamus was?
FreeAbortions: Two Popes were mudered for releasing that info to the public.
FreeAbortions: How would I know?
heyjoe1970: how would neone
FreeAbortions: The Asain chicks measured it.
heyjoe1970: the hypothalamus is part of ur brain.......
FreeAbortions: The ones who shit on him while he whacked.
FreeAbortions: No shit, egghead.
heyjoe1970: r u gonn actually start being serious?
FreeAbortions: Thats how he dies. he was such a ahomo his hypothalamus exploded.
Blew his head off like Kennedy.
heyjoe1970: r do u wanna keep proving to me how much of an ass u really r
heyjoe1970: *or
heyjoe1970: i dont know if ur tryin to be funny or not
heyjoe1970: but i have seriously lost what ever respect i would have had for u
FreeAbortions: Man, The girl that needs the abortion is here. I am going to carve your
SN onto the back of the fetus.
heyjoe1970: thanx, such a sweet gesture
FreeAbortions: Would you lik eme to send it along?
heyjoe1970: how bout u take it
heyjoe1970: and shove it up ur ass
FreeAbortions: There you go, the real Christian is coming out.
heyjoe1970: i was just lettin go of some anger
FreeAbortions: Fuck you.
heyjoe1970: thanx
heyjoe1970: same to u
Doug Stanhope