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Come To Dubai Part 2

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


AAJKAJ: hiiii

ToolMySweetAss: I remeber you, my Persian friend.

ToolMySweetAss: remember*

ToolMySweetAss: You are going to take me Dubai!

AAJKAJ: how are you?


ToolMySweetAss: I told my Mother and she has been waiting.

AAJKAJ: how sweet memory

AAJKAJ: when you are coming here???????

ToolMySweetAss: Memory my ass. You said you'd call for me so I packed my bags and have been waiting here with Mother.

ToolMySweetAss: I even have a bag to put over my head when we are in public.

AAJKAJ: when you want to come?????????

ToolMySweetAss: Now please.

AAJKAJ: and where is your pics?

ToolMySweetAss: I don't have any.

ToolMySweetAss: Maybe we can take pics of me when I get there.

AAJKAJ: first you have to give me a pic


ToolMySweetAss: I will take off the bag for the pics if you promise I will not get hit with rocks.

AAJKAJ: do you have phone no/......

AAJKAJ: sure i will call you here

ToolMySweetAss: Mother says not to give it out until I get the plane ticket.

AAJKAJ: but where you will stay ??????? with whom???????/

ToolMySweetAss: With you, silly.

ToolMySweetAss: When we are married I will have all of your dirty Arab babies.

AAJKAJ: but why you dont trust me ????? why you are not giving phone no?????

ToolMySweetAss: Mother says no.

AAJKAJ: why not without marry??????

ToolMySweetAss: Where is Dubai again?

AAJKAJ: why not i just want to talk to you

ToolMySweetAss: Well maybe.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me where Dubai is.

AAJKAJ: this is near Iran

AAJKAJ: you have to come via london

ToolMySweetAss: Eastern border?

ToolMySweetAss: Near Turkmenistan?

AAJKAJ: no prob you will like this place very moch

AAJKAJ: no no

AAJKAJ: this is in GULF

ToolMySweetAss: Near Qatar?

AAJKAJ: middle east


AAJKAJ: why you want to bring your mom????????

ToolMySweetAss: Will I be a princess?


ToolMySweetAss: Mom comes everywhere.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you have a pic?

AAJKAJ: what she will do here???


ToolMySweetAss: She will make sure you keep your filthy hands off me.

ToolMySweetAss: She's saucy like that.

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your cock and how does it smell?

AAJKAJ: if i will not marry with you then??????/

ToolMySweetAss: Mother has filled my room with several thick spices and different kinds of fungus to acclimate me to the smell.

ToolMySweetAss: We can talk about marriage later. Right now lets talk about me.

AAJKAJ: I dont under stand

ToolMySweetAss: How big is your house?

AAJKAJ: yes tell me

ToolMySweetAss: I will need a lot of room for my medical things.

AAJKAJ: see we cant buy any property here

AAJKAJ: cuz i am not arab

ToolMySweetAss: All the machines that help me breath and urinate take up space and wont fit in a hotel you know.

ToolMySweetAss: What are you then?

ToolMySweetAss: If not Arab, what?

AAJKAJ: Indian

AAJKAJ: settald in arab country

AAJKAJ: hello

AAJKAJ: what's happend

ToolMySweetAss: Yes. I am here.

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I am asking Mother if it is ok to call.

ToolMySweetAss: One minute

AAJKAJ: so now tell me what do u want from me???????????

ToolMySweetAss: A plane ticket, a nice house with room for my breathing apparatus, two prosthetic legs and most of all - LOVE!

ToolMySweetAss: And I want to suck your cock!;-)

AAJKAJ: but how if you will come with your mom??????

AAJKAJ: how she alow you to be sleep with me all the time

ToolMySweetAss: We will be married, silly.

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you.

AAJKAJ: no i cant do that


ToolMySweetAss: What do you do for a living?

AAJKAJ: electronics business

ToolMySweetAss: Mother might even try to fuck you herself but dont fall for it, she's got chlamydia like rabies on a ghetto rat.

AAJKAJ: how old are you??????

AAJKAJ: i dont know what you people wants?

ToolMySweetAss: She gets more boys than me becasue I dont have any legs and I am blind in one eye.


ToolMySweetAss: Is that enough?



AAJKAJ: but i need your pic

ToolMySweetAss: I have a picture from right after my Dad raped me. Want that?


ToolMySweetAss: First tell me when you will be flying me over there.

AAJKAJ: show me

ToolMySweetAss: What day so I can tell Mother.

AAJKAJ: may be in a week

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, whats your credit card number so I have it on file.

AAJKAJ: i dontn have it

ToolMySweetAss: Well whats your phone number?

AAJKAJ: first you give yours

ToolMySweetAss: Mother says no.

AAJKAJ: now only i will call and talk with you

ToolMySweetAss: She wants to know if you're a Hindu or Muslim.

AAJKAJ: hindu

ToolMySweetAss: Better than Muslim but still not great.

ToolMySweetAss: Have you considered Scientology?


AAJKAJ: i am hindu only

ToolMySweetAss: Ever consider Bhudda might kick Vishnu's ass?

ToolMySweetAss: Bhudda is a big fat fuck, huh?

AAJKAJ: i am hindu i can fuck u nicelly


ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmm.

ToolMySweetAss: Lets cyber!

AAJKAJ: if you want my 7 inches cock


AAJKAJ: but better give me pic

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, yes. I want it in my pungi-hole.

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, I'll try to find the pic.


ToolMySweetAss wants to send file C:\Program Files\MSWorks\Documents\Kelli.jpg.

AAJKAJ declined request; the file will not be sent.

ToolMySweetAss: What gives?

AAJKAJ: give from another way

ToolMySweetAss: Thats my pic.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats the only way I know.

AAJKAJ: yes but give me by another way

ToolMySweetAss: I dont know how.

ToolMySweetAss: Either take it or don't.


AAJKAJ: give

ToolMySweetAss wants to send file C:\Program Files\MSWorks\Documents\Kelli.jpg.

AAJKAJ received C:\Program Files\MSWorks\Documents\Kelli.jpg.

ToolMySweetAss: So what flight can you get me on?

ToolMySweetAss: I will need first class accomodations to fit all the medical devices.

ToolMySweetAss: I will also have to have a nurse present to feed me.

AAJKAJ: hey what do yu mean?

AAJKAJ: I didnt get your pic

ToolMySweetAss: I have to have 24 hour medical care.

AAJKAJ: why?

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, you got my pic. Its in your files now.

AAJKAJ: what's wrong with you

ToolMySweetAss: Check.

ToolMySweetAss: I have Ludwigs Angina and liver worms not to mention darvoticulitis.

ToolMySweetAss: Did you find it?


ToolMySweetAss: Search for it in your files under "kelli"

ToolMySweetAss: I'll send it again, hit open file after transfer" on your computer, however thattranslates into your mud-talk.

ToolMySweetAss wants to send file C:\Program Files\MSWorks\Documents\Kelli.jpg.

AAJKAJ declined request; the file will not be sent.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Did you find it?

ToolMySweetAss wants to directly connect.

AAJKAJ is now directly connected.

AAJKAJ: yes this way is ok'

AAJKAJ: send me now

AAJKAJ direct connection is closed.

ToolMySweetAss wants to directly connect.

AAJKAJ ignores request; no connection was made.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

AAJKAJ: just hold

ToolMySweetAss: Mother says I am beautiful.


ToolMySweetAss: Do you think I am beautiful?

AAJKAJ: hold

AAJKAJ: my phone call

ToolMySweetAss: You are on the phone when I am telling you how much I love you???

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: I need you Greasy Indian cock in my now or I swear to Ghandi I will kill this cow where it stands.

ToolMySweetAss: Speaking of slaughter, I really fucked that sentence up.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Goddammit!

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me I am pretty or I swear I am going to kill myself.


Previous message was not received by AAJKAJ because of error: User AAJKAJ is not available.


ToolMySweetAss: Bang!

Previous message was not received by AAJKAJ because of error: User AAJKAJ is not available.


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