Fired

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

funguy028: hi...you sound fun..i am 28,m

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmm.

funguy028: got apic?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope:-(.

funguy028: home alone and honry?

PorkPipeAnnie: And how!

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

funguy028: ??

PorkPipeAnnie: So, what are you into?

PorkPipeAnnie: sorry, got bumped.

funguy028: and now i g2g..unless you into a quick phone?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope, I'm afraid I can't.

PorkPipeAnnie: My Mom is right outside the door and if she heard me talking she'd burn me with scalding water again.

PorkPipeAnnie: But help me jack off real quick b4 you go.

PorkPipeAnnie: Hey, c'mon. Help a brother out.

PorkPipeAnnie: Don't be a dick.

funguy028: my turn to crash

PorkPipeAnnie: Whu???

funguy028: so what d oyou think babe?..your 14 you pussy need some of my 28yo cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Help me jack off first.

funguy028: want me to call you?

PorkPipeAnnie: Heck Ya!

funguy028: i have pheon card right here..

PorkPipeAnnie: Whats your number?

funguy028: give me yours...

funguy028: will call right now

PorkPipeAnnie: No, you give me yours. I cant give out mine. My Mom would answer.

funguy028: how you gonna call me though..i am in my office alone

PorkPipeAnnie: I can call from my room but if it rang she'd pick it up.

PorkPipeAnnie: And you have to be nice with me.

funguy028: but it will show up your your bill?

funguy028: nice how?...don't you want to hear me stroke my cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats ok, they never notice. My brother is always making calls all over the country.

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes, I wanna hear you stroke it, silly.

PorkPipeAnnie: I just meant don't be all rude and stupid like some guys get.

PorkPipeAnnie: One time I gave out my number and the guy called in the middle of the night saying he was gonna cut off my head.

funguy028: would never do that..only call ifwe meet here first..i swear

funguy028: not into that shit

funguy028: my cock is throbbing...

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok. Well, what's your number?

funguy028: is your pussy bald baby?

PorkPipeAnnie: Yep.

PorkPipeAnnie: Lets do most of it here and then I can call to hear you come on me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I love come.

PorkPipeAnnie: It's soooooo great.

PorkPipeAnnie: To know I made a guy do that is hot.

PorkPipeAnnie: How big is your cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

funguy028: sorry crashed again

funguy028: i am dying to lick a bald wet pussy babe

PorkPipeAnnie: Well I got bald pussy all day, motherfucker!:-P

funguy028: oh ya

funguy028: so can i call you right now and cum in your ear?

funguy028: you like it doggie style ?..anal?..what?

PorkPipeAnnie: No, I told you I can call you but thats it.

PorkPipeAnnie: If you wanna just do it here, it's ok too.

funguy028: can you call righ tnow?

funguy028: only for a minute though...

funguy028: i am also ready to cum

PorkPipeAnnie: K

PorkPipeAnnie: Me too.

PorkPipeAnnie: Lets come on the phone together.

funguy028: you cool going thru reception?..cuz i am at work in my office

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure.

funguy028: please throw out # after you call too though ok?

PorkPipeAnnie: It'll be real quick though.

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: i am only here for the day...temp

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: what is your name?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh my pussy is soooo wet!

PorkPipeAnnie: Annie, dummy!

funguy028: lol

funguy028: do you have to go offline to call?

PorkPipeAnnie: I have my brothers cell phone and he has unlimited long distance.

funguy028: why can't i call your cell phone then?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hurry up, I wanna come so bad.

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz it will ring silly!

funguy028: ***-***-**** ask for extension 239 (number omitted for privacy reasons)

PorkPipeAnnie: And my Mom will answer it!

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: tell me when it is ringing

PorkPipeAnnie: Where is that/

PorkPipeAnnie: ?

funguy028: if i don't hear from you in a few minutes i have to go

funguy028: toronto canada

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me what you are doing to me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I want you to be ready to come when I get you on the phone.

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you like 13 yr old bald pussy, baby?

funguy028: i wnat you to squat your pussy on my face and let me slide my tongue in your juicy pussy

funguy028: call nw cuz i have to leave in a min

funguy028: you calling?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh ya!

PorkPipeAnnie: C'mon get it, pedophile!

PorkPipeAnnie: www.baiting.org

PorkPipeAnnie: How about that/

funguy028: excuse me?..lol...you got me

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come when you heard my pretty little voice?

funguy028: lmao

PorkPipeAnnie: You just lost your job, my friend.

funguy028: your right i just did

funguy028: the guy you talked to just fired me...

PorkPipeAnnie: And your ISP will be contacted.

funguy028: sorry?

PorkPipeAnnie: And this whole log will be posted at www.baiting.org

funguy028: why you doing this to me?

PorkPipeAnnie: Becasue you are a rotten pedophile who tries to fuck 13 year old girls.

PorkPipeAnnie: And you will now wear the scarlet letter of the child molester.

PorkPipeAnnie: Odd how a little thing like this could ruin your whole life, huh?

funguy028: thanks..but i am not a child molester....and i don't know who you talked to

PorkPipeAnnie: Anything you'd like to say in your own defense before we, the powers that be, pass judgement?

funguy028: only that this is all a sham..i am not what you are saying at all...

funguy028: and I really did just lose my job

funguy028: i have to go now

PorkPipeAnnie: Pack your things.

funguy028: good bye

PorkPipeAnnie: Buh-bye.

funguy028: sorry you feel you have to ruin ppl

PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry you have to get little girls to get you off.

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PorkPipeAnnie: I told whoever answered the phone at his office what he was doing and I believe he really did lose his job. Oops.

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Donkey Show

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

WildOne44231: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck off.

WildOne44231: ok

ToolMySweetAss: There?

WildOne44231: yea

ToolMySweetAss: Whats so wild about you?

WildOne44231: i have a 10 inch cock

ToolMySweetAss: Not really wild if you don't

do anything cool with it.

WildOne44231: and i like using it on little girls

ToolMySweetAss: How little?

ToolMySweetAss: I'm pretty little!

WildOne44231: yea how old

ToolMySweetAss: 13

WildOne44231: ooo

WildOne44231: id like that

ToolMySweetAss: How old r u?

WildOne44231: 21

WildOne44231: 22 june 12

ToolMySweetAss: gemini rocks!

WildOne44231: hellz yea

ToolMySweetAss: I was raped once by a gemini!

WildOne44231: o really

ToolMySweetAss: He could decide between my mouth and ass.

ToolMySweetAss: couldn't*

ToolMySweetAss: Thats the scales for you.

WildOne44231: how good r u at sucking

ToolMySweetAss: Anyhoo, what r u into?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I am good!

WildOne44231: surfing women clubbing

ToolMySweetAss: I once had to suck my way out of a Mexican bar brawl.

WildOne44231: ooooo

WildOne44231: how was it?

ToolMySweetAss: The donkey died of a heart attack between shows and Joaquin refused to return anyones money.

WildOne44231: aww

ToolMySweetAss: The next thing you know, chairs are flying, bottles are breaking and I'm sucking anyones dick that has a gun.

WildOne44231: u have any pics?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope, confiscated my the state when my dad finally got busted.

WildOne44231: oooo

ToolMySweetAss: I have a sketch I could mail to you though. Got a PO box?

WildOne44231: yea

WildOne44231: email u mean?

ToolMySweetAss: No, I just drew it on a bar nap and was gonna mail it to you. It looks exactly like my real pussy.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm quite an artist.

WildOne44231: oo

ToolMySweetAss: I can trace my hand.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me about yourself, Nigger.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

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ToolMySweetAss: Oops, I meant it in the "Nigga" sense of the word. Testy pedophile.

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Dirty Nazi

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

DMUSTAINEM: hey baby

PorkPipeAnnie: Hold on a minute, spagetti-dick.

PorkPipeAnnie: Alright, I'm back.

DMUSTAINEM: where the hell were ya, annie?

PorkPipeAnnie: I had to take a shit.

DMUSTAINEM: how did it cum out? did you wipe front to back?

PorkPipeAnnie: I was cybering with some old guy who made me put a blowdryer nozzle up my ass and I shit all over the ottoman in the living room.

DMUSTAINEM: did you touch yourself while you did it?

PorkPipeAnnie: I tried but it hurt like a sonofagun.

DMUSTAINEM: ouch, annie

DMUSTAINEM: do you have a pic to show me, annie?

PorkPipeAnnie: Like you never put something in your ass under the guidance of an elder.

PorkPipeAnnie: No. No pic.

PorkPipeAnnie: You?

DMUSTAINEM: i did it got erased, compliments of a friend

DMUSTAINEM: whats your age?

PorkPipeAnnie: Why do you keep repeating my name, what are you a fucking Scientologist?

PorkPipeAnnie: 13- 14 on sunday.

DMUSTAINEM: nope, just making it personal

DMUSTAINEM: fuck scientology

DMUSTAINEM: so you like anal?

PorkPipeAnnie: Not with household appliances. But with a little dick, sure.

DMUSTAINEM: haha

DMUSTAINEM: doyou masturbate often?

PorkPipeAnnie: Is that your kink, Musty? Anal?

DMUSTAINEM: sometimes, depends on the mood

PorkPipeAnnie: Or the dinner.

DMUSTAINEM: lol

PorkPipeAnnie: Mexican or curry rules out poopchute love immediately.

DMUSTAINEM: this is very true, porky

PorkPipeAnnie: porky?

DMUSTAINEM: tell me about something very sexual you did recently

DMUSTAINEM: have you ever fingered another girl?

DMUSTAINEM: or vice versa?

PorkPipeAnnie: Fisted a bag lady once on a dare.

PorkPipeAnnie: Found out later she was dead.

DMUSTAINEM: yeah, ok

PorkPipeAnnie: Wodered why she didn't wake up.

PorkPipeAnnie: Wondered*

PorkPipeAnnie: No shit.

DMUSTAINEM: what about any lesbian experiences?

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure, a few. But I like cock.

DMUSTAINEM: i have a cock

DMUSTAINEM: you like to have your ass licked?

PorkPipeAnnie: No, but I love to lick ass.

DMUSTAINEM: you would lick my asshole?

PorkPipeAnnie: How old are you?

DMUSTAINEM: 19

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, then, I guess I'll lick your asshole. Whats the address?

DMUSTAINEM: lol

PorkPipeAnnie: Or should we meet somewhere.

DMUSTAINEM: where are you from?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, you mean cyber?

PorkPipeAnnie: NV

PorkPipeAnnie: Vegas.

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me what you are doing to yourself.

DMUSTAINEM: what are you doing?

DMUSTAINEM: nothin yet

DMUSTAINEM: you?

PorkPipeAnnie: I have a carrot in my pussy.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now I just need a bunny.

DMUSTAINEM: are you shoving it in and out?

DMUSTAINEM: lol

PorkPipeAnnie: Yep

DMUSTAINEM: to lick you?

DMUSTAINEM: slide it into your ass

PorkPipeAnnie: I told you, I'm all shitty down there.

DMUSTAINEM: ok, for now

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you still want me to?

PorkPipeAnnie: It hurts real bad.

DMUSTAINEM: not if you dont want to

DMUSTAINEM: nah, dont hurt yourself

PorkPipeAnnie: That blowdryer was a bad idea.

DMUSTAINEM: yeah it was

PorkPipeAnnie: Hey, I got an idea!

DMUSTAINEM: what is it?\

PorkPipeAnnie: Would you piss in my face?

PorkPipeAnnie: And call me a cunt?

DMUSTAINEM: that would be cool, do you like golden showers

PorkPipeAnnie: or whore, however you like.

DMUSTAINEM: does that turn you on?

PorkPipeAnnie: Bow Howdy!

PorkPipeAnnie: Boy*

DMUSTAINEM: yeah, you like being treated like a whore

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes, what woman doesn't!

DMUSTAINEM: my ex, lol

PorkPipeAnnie: Call me a whore!

DMUSTAINEM: annie, you are such a fuckin cunt

PorkPipeAnnie: Oooooh.

PorkPipeAnnie: No slap my face.

DMUSTAINEM: you fuckin whore

PorkPipeAnnie: Now*

DMUSTAINEM: bend over bitch

DMUSTAINEM: spread those legs

PorkPipeAnnie: Now punch me in the ass!

DMUSTAINEM: pull apart your ass cheeks

DMUSTAINEM: show me your holes

PorkPipeAnnie: Now push me down on the ground!

DMUSTAINEM: i'll slap you with my cock in your face

DMUSTAINEM: fuck that carrot

PorkPipeAnnie: Now stand on the side of my head and with the other foot start kicking in my face as hard as you can with steel-toe boots until my whole head collapses like an over-ripe melon under a truck tire!

PorkPipeAnnie: Oooooh!

DMUSTAINEM: uh, sure

PorkPipeAnnie: Take off the boot and runs your toes through the soft wet warmth of my oozing brains.

PorkPipeAnnie: Reach into my mouth like a dirty Nazi and pull out a gold filling, placing it in your watch pocket as a souvenier.

PorkPipeAnnie: Reach into my pants and feel the last pulse of blood surge through my still-hard cock as ejaculate spills out of my corpse onto your gloved hand.

PorkPipeAnnie: Kiss me one the forehead and whisper "I love you".



Dead Baby

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

cock8in69: hey there cutie!

ToolMySweetAss: Hi!

cock8in69: a/s/l

cock8in69: 20/m/neb

ToolMySweetAss: Great. Hold on, I'm cybering Marv Albert in another box.

cock8in69: ok...a/s/l

ToolMySweetAss: Read my profile while you wait.

cock8in69: mmm, you sound almost too good to be true

ToolMySweetAss: Where in Nebraska?

cock8in69: lincoln

ToolMySweetAss: Wow. Do you fuck sheep and all that?

cock8in69: not usually

cock8in69: once in awhile

cock8in69: anyways

cock8in69: do you have a pic?

cock8in69 wants to directly connect.

cock8in69 is now directly connected.

cock8in69: you got one/

ToolMySweetAss: You look like a mass murderer. Ever kill a guy?

cock8in69: not yet, but i might in a kinky sex situation

ToolMySweetAss: i mean, seriously. You are 6 kinds of ugly right there.

cock8in69: wow

cock8in69: do you have apic then ms pretty face?

ToolMySweetAss: You'd kill a guy during sex to make me happy?

ToolMySweetAss: No pic. Not yet. I wanna come first.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me how you'd do it.

cock8in69: you just want me to do all the work, dont you?

ToolMySweetAss: Heck no. I'll rock your little cock world.

ToolMySweetAss: I just want to know how you'd kill a guy while we were fucking.

cock8in69: well, i am suer you have a lot of other lovers

cock8in69: and when one catches you screaming my name, he is going to be angry, and will come after me with a kitchen knife

ToolMySweetAss: Oooooh.

ToolMySweetAss: Kitchen knife.

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmmmmm.

ToolMySweetAss: Then what?

cock8in69: well, i would keep on pounding you, but a little slower, while i turn the knife around on him, and stab him deep through the chest

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooooooh yeeeees!

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to keep fucking me from behind while I reach into his chest and pull out his heart.

cock8in69: yeah pounding and pounding

ToolMySweetAss: Violate my ass with your tiny cock as I take a large bite out of his heart and smear his blood on my face.

cock8in69: mmm, i keep on pounding your tightlittle hole, and you realize that you were just screwing this guy an hour earlier

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to cut off his cock and use it on my pussy while you tool my skunk-hole.

ToolMySweetAss: We cut off his scrotundrum and drink his eggs like tequila shots.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me what his nuts taste like.

cock8in69: ahhh, nice and salty, like sweet juices

cock8in69: but his limp old cock is not doing much in your pussy

ToolMySweetAss: I want it to rot in there and then slowly ooze out of the next weeks and months.

cock8in69: i curled it up, and it is just stuck in there

ToolMySweetAss: Lets go through his wallet!

cock8in69: mm, you are a kinky girl, then you cant have your pussy ravaged

cock8in69: what do you find in tehre?

ToolMySweetAss: Wow there's a drivers liscence with his address and a picture of his newborn baby!

ToolMySweetAss: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

cock8in69: definately, ill go bring up the car

cock8in69: i run off, zipping myself back up as i go, and pull the car up adn wait for you

ToolMySweetAss: We speed off to his house, mallets in hand.

cock8in69: i ask to see his cock curled in yoru pussy again

ToolMySweetAss: No time for that now! We have babies to smash!

ToolMySweetAss: We crash through the guys door

ToolMySweetAss: His wife is terrified!

cock8in69: oh shit, ill take her

ToolMySweetAss: She clutches the newborn to her breast!

ToolMySweetAss: I tear the baby from her hands and you cut off her head.

cock8in69: i tear the baby from her and toss it to you

ToolMySweetAss: Either way.

ToolMySweetAss: So now it's just you, me and baby makes three.

cock8in69: then i tell her about her husband, and i force her on the ground

cock8in69: we got her too

cock8in69: lets put her husbands cock inside her pussy

cock8in69: give the cock to me i ask

ToolMySweetAss: No, I want it to rot in me til the neighbors complain about the stench.

ToolMySweetAss: Besides, I want her dead.

ToolMySweetAss: Kill her for me and use some imagination, sexy!

cock8in69: i tie her down on the floor, and i stand above her and pinch her nose

cock8in69: then i stick my cock into her mouth and hold it all the way down until she suffocates and passes out

ToolMySweetAss: Rock on with your bad self!

cock8in69: i thrust into her a few times for good measure, then stand up and say "victorious

cock8in69: what should we do now i ask?

cock8in69: i push you against the wall "what do we do now?"

ToolMySweetAss: You know...

ToolMySweetAss: We have to smash the baby!

cock8in69: lay it on the ground

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck it first so I can whack off watching.

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck the little baby!

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck it til it explodes!

cock8in69: i lay down on my back, and pull it down hard onto my cock, and begin to pull it up and down, ramming into its little hole

ToolMySweetAss: Yeeees!

ToolMySweetAss: Describe the pain it feels.

ToolMySweetAss: I could come any second.

cock8in69: again and again, till the hole expands and begins to bleed all over me

cock8in69: i feel it runnign down my leg

ToolMySweetAss: Oh yes, my cock is hard like pottery.

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmm.

ToolMySweetAss: I want you now.

cock8in69: so so hard

cock8in69: i feel it pounding all to the back of the baby

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, turn around now!

ToolMySweetAss: Peel your ass cheeks apart.

ToolMySweetAss: I cut off the baby's head and perch it on the head of my cock.

ToolMySweetAss: I tear into your waiting ass with it.

cock8in69: whoa

ToolMySweetAss: Each time my cock goes in your ass, the baby makes a squeeking sound.

ToolMySweetAss: Tickle me, Elmo!

ToolMySweetAss: You like that baby head in your ass while my greying,hangy balls slap off your ass?

ToolMySweetAss: I yank out my dick and jam it in your mouth!

ToolMySweetAss: There's a knock at the door!

ToolMySweetAss: It's your Mother!

ToolMySweetAss: There you are with a bloody, stool-soaked cock in your mouth and picking a baby head out of your ass. What do you say?

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, where'd you go? My pussy is all wet!

cock8in69: sicko

ToolMySweetAss: This fantasy is really groovy!

cock8in69: i am not into having another cock in me though

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I'm sorry.

cock8in69: oh well

cock8in69: do i get your pic now?

ToolMySweetAss: You're right. I went over the line there. You were fucking a baby until it died and then I had to go ove rthe line and ruin it.

ToolMySweetAss: Sure.

cock8in69 direct connection is closed.

ToolMySweetAss wants to send file Annie's new bikini

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Did you get the pic?

ToolMySweetAss: I got bumped offline.

ToolMySweetAss: Are you ready to fuck my little girl pussy yet?

ToolMySweetAss: Wow



Meth Whore

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

spaker68: Hiya Kell,,, you learned how good sex is? ;-)

ToolMySweetAss: Yep!

spaker68: good,, bet you gonna break a lotta hearts

ToolMySweetAss: I already do!

spaker68: lol,,,, ok,, would ya breadk mine too

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you?

spaker68: 41,,, that old enuff

spaker68: done had my share,,, but i still love good sex

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

ToolMySweetAss: you've probably done EVERYTHING!

ToolMySweetAss: I wish you could do sumthin new with me!

spaker68: you been enjoying orgasms?

spaker68: hmmm, i wish we could too

spaker68: oh,, i see we both Gemini

spaker68: well, thanks for saying hi,, maybe we could do sumthin new sometime... have fun;-)

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, shitlips, I'm talking to the cops.

ToolMySweetAss: Still there?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

spaker68: yep

spaker68: whats with the cops lol

ToolMySweetAss: My meth dealer was here.

spaker68: never mind,,,, i cna imagine

ToolMySweetAss: Now I gotta go back and sign some papers

spaker68: well, that aint' what i was thinking

ToolMySweetAss: hold on one more

minute..

ToolMySweetAss: sorry!

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, I think I got fucked!

spaker68: hmmm, why's that

spaker68: they aren't taking you with them are they

ToolMySweetAss: I brought a half from Jaoquin my dealer and

while i was supposedly getting his money, I called the cops on him.

ToolMySweetAss: No, they aren't...

spaker68: oh hell,,,

ToolMySweetAss: see, when the cops were at the door, he gave me the drugs to hide like i knew he would.

spaker68: so you are gonna get fucked by the dealer now

ToolMySweetAss: I stashed them in a hiding place and he ended up getting busted on an old warrant i knew he had.

spaker68: oh ok

ToolMySweetAss: No i'll say the cops took his drugs after he left.

ToolMySweetAss: Problem is the half weighed light.

spaker68: you are smart

ToolMySweetAss: Hang on, I gotta fix.

ToolMySweetAss: My rig is filthy as fuck.

spaker68: been playing the game for awhile huh

ToolMySweetAss: They gotta start a needle exchange.

ToolMySweetAss: Since I was nine.

spaker68: i only shot up one time in my life

ToolMySweetAss: It's like aldous Huxley said in "Brave New

World" , When people are suspicios with you, you become suspicious of them".

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, its the shit, dude.

spaker68: yep,, thats true

spaker68: i like my homegrown

ToolMySweetAss: So you didn't take well to the spike?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, pots for nitwits who don't wnna get shit done.

ToolMySweetAss: I like to do stuff.

spaker68: thats about all i do nowadays

ToolMySweetAss: Like pottery.

ToolMySweetAss: For days on end.

spaker68: creative huh

spaker68: thats cool

spaker68: you think the stuff makes ya more creative?

ToolMySweetAss: I made a buttplug once out of soup cans

spaker68: lol,, ok

ToolMySweetAss: My Uncle Sly told me it was derivitive of Warhol.

spaker68: i haven't heard of warhol

spaker68: or forgot it maybe

spaker68: lolo,,,,, the pot will do that

ToolMySweetAss: Andy warhol.

ToolMySweetAss: Where you from, scum?

ToolMySweetAss: (No 'fence, it just rhymed)

spaker68: oh ok,,,, now i got ya

spaker68: GA

spaker68: we get to see the sun come up over the ocean

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, Savannah?

spaker68: ya'll ge to see it go down on the ocean

ToolMySweetAss: I like seeing things go down.

spaker68: prettiest sunset i ever saw was in Mexico on th Pacific

spaker68: like what else you like to see go down

spaker68: lol

spaker68: the meth deal lol

ToolMySweetAss: I saw one once through the crack in the trunk of a 74 Gran Torino after that was left in the desert after a 6 day bender.

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, the meth deal.

ToolMySweetAss: funny.

ToolMySweetAss: I still don't have hair on my cunt and I'm starting to wonder if it's the drugs.

spaker68: 6 dys in the trunk wow

ToolMySweetAss: Our the callouses from the constant vacuuming.

ToolMySweetAss: My cunts seen more vacuum than a Rainbow distributer.

spaker68: my gosh dang girl

ToolMySweetAss: But the ass is virgin.

spaker68: tell me what thats about

spaker68: the vacuum

ToolMySweetAss: Unless you count violent rapes, then its 20-25 degrees of separation from virgin.

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, abortions?

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, many.

ToolMySweetAss: I guess you're against that, being from GA and all.

spaker68: mercy,,,,, don tmatter where i'm from

ToolMySweetAss: So you don't believe in abortion?

spaker68: its your life isn't it?

spaker68: not after i certain point

spaker68: a

ToolMySweetAss: I was just curious. I like to know what a guy is all

about before I fuck him to death!

ToolMySweetAss: A certain point, like when?

spaker68: like a heart beat

spaker68: y alike to fuck huh

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, I love to fuck!

spaker68: of course you do,,, thats a dumb ?

spaker68: i like to eat pussy

ToolMySweetAss: I don't agree with sodomy.

spaker68: lick it till its dripping wet and hot as hell

ToolMySweetAss: Sodomy is any type of sex thats not meant for procreation.

ToolMySweetAss: Including eating pussy.

spaker68: yo just like dick is what you saying

ToolMySweetAss: I only have sex to create life. It's in the Bible.

ToolMySweetAss: But there's nothing in the Bible about

abortion since they didn't have it back then.

spaker68: but sex without marriage is adultery

ToolMySweetAss: I know.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why we will cyber-marry before I can fuck you.

spaker68: lol,,,,

ToolMySweetAss: Is a Christian ceremony fine with you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you take me, this pretty 13 yr old to be your wife?

spaker68: hell any kind will do

spaker68: to have and to hold

spaker68: till death

spaker68: is sickness and health

ToolMySweetAss: Good, me too! Lets fuck!

spaker68: ccum on

ToolMySweetAss: You may now have my virgin ass!

spaker68: always wanted to fuck a virgin ass

ToolMySweetAss: But you have to cut a hole through my rectal wall so the semen can reach my war-torn ovaries.

ToolMySweetAss: Reach in with your finger and break through the wall.

spaker68: razoer sharp dick is needed huh

ToolMySweetAss: It shouldn't take much, its just a thick layer of membrane.

ToolMySweetAss: tear it apart good, so I know who's boss!

spaker68: you know your ass dont you

ToolMySweetAss: Like the back of my cock!

ToolMySweetAss: Ready for the fucking?

spaker68: o hyea

ToolMySweetAss: What are you wearing?

spaker68: shorts

spaker68: and yourself

ToolMySweetAss: I'm wearing a robe, sandals, and a thorny crown! Guess what position I'm in???

ToolMySweetAss: Now fuck me in the ass!

spaker68: spreaded

spaker68: right up the ass

ToolMySweetAss: Nope, I'm up on a cross silly!

ToolMySweetAss: So my ass is backwards!

ToolMySweetAss: Looks like I'll have to fuck you in the ass!

spaker68: shit,, aint nothing like simple sex anymore huh

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus was more of a Giver than a taker anyway!

spaker68: gave everything

ToolMySweetAss: Now come here and take my holy cock and I will impregnate you with the new christ-child.

ToolMySweetAss: You will give birth

through your piss-hole in your

litlle bitty cock1

ToolMySweetAss: !

spaker68: your cock,,,,you a man or girl

ToolMySweetAss: I'm jesus, thats pretty uch as a-sexual as you get.

ToolMySweetAss: much*

ToolMySweetAss: But this is the New Jesus, ready to show you love in a whole new way!

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, i need some back-talk here or I can't come.

ToolMySweetAss: Hurry up.

ToolMySweetAss: My dick is like a cannon aimed right at my chin.

spaker68: sorry,,,, not sure whats going on here

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, lemme explain...

spaker68: lotta differ between west coast fucking and eastern style lol

ToolMySweetAss: You are a pedophile trying to jack off with 13 yr old girls..

ToolMySweetAss: I am a baiter and I am going to fuck you in the ass...

ToolMySweetAss: Yankee style!

ToolMySweetAss: "the night they

drove ole dixie down!"

spaker68: lol

ToolMySweetAss: Now bend up and spread me some lovin ass!

spaker68: i knew sumthing was going down ha ha

ToolMySweetAss: Any way, I'm really geared up so say that you

want my Jesus-cock in your hillbilly ass to make you se the light.

spaker68: aint no jacking off going on here dude or dickin gmy ass

spaker68: puter sex is safe sex hah

ToolMySweetAss: sayit, so i can chuck a load and go back to the rectory.

ToolMySweetAss: I got boy scouts down there waiting f or me to give em sacrement.

ToolMySweetAss: c'mon homo, if you'd rape a child certainly

you'd give a guy a hand job when he was down on his luck?

spaker68: lol dont count on it,, not this one

spaker68: better luck next time

ToolMySweetAss: Why not?

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why you're against abortion, right?

spaker68: no interest

ToolMySweetAss: Cuz it's clearing out all the pussy that is at the

age you like it!

ToolMySweetAss: Abortion kills a living child...

spaker68: actually,, i was curious

ToolMySweetAss: before you can fuck it!

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking chester the molester.

spaker68: Jesus help us both then

ToolMySweetAss: Got kids of your own?

spaker68: do you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you fuck em?

spaker68: do you

ToolMySweetAss: I hope you die in a tractor accident while

re-enacting the civil war, you fucking loser.

spaker68: that makes no sense