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Sunday
Mar212010

Fired

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

 

funguy028: hi...you sound fun..i am 28,m

PorkPipeAnnie: Mmmmmm.

funguy028: got apic?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope:-(.

funguy028: home alone and honry?

PorkPipeAnnie: And how!

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

funguy028: ??

PorkPipeAnnie: So, what are you into?

PorkPipeAnnie: sorry, got bumped.

funguy028: and now i g2g..unless you into a quick phone?

PorkPipeAnnie: Nope, I'm afraid I can't.

PorkPipeAnnie: My Mom is right outside the door and if she heard me talking she'd burn me with scalding water again.

PorkPipeAnnie: But help me jack off real quick b4 you go.

PorkPipeAnnie: Hey, c'mon. Help a brother out.

PorkPipeAnnie: Don't be a dick.

funguy028: my turn to crash

PorkPipeAnnie: Whu???

funguy028: so what d oyou think babe?..your 14 you pussy need some of my 28yo cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Help me jack off first.

funguy028: want me to call you?

PorkPipeAnnie: Heck Ya!

funguy028: i have pheon card right here..

PorkPipeAnnie: Whats your number?

funguy028: give me yours...

funguy028: will call right now

PorkPipeAnnie: No, you give me yours. I cant give out mine. My Mom would answer.

funguy028: how you gonna call me though..i am in my office alone

PorkPipeAnnie: I can call from my room but if it rang she'd pick it up.

PorkPipeAnnie: And you have to be nice with me.

funguy028: but it will show up your your bill?

funguy028: nice how?...don't you want to hear me stroke my cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats ok, they never notice. My brother is always making calls all over the country.

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes, I wanna hear you stroke it, silly.

PorkPipeAnnie: I just meant don't be all rude and stupid like some guys get.

PorkPipeAnnie: One time I gave out my number and the guy called in the middle of the night saying he was gonna cut off my head.

funguy028: would never do that..only call ifwe meet here first..i swear

funguy028: not into that shit

funguy028: my cock is throbbing...

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok. Well, what's your number?

funguy028: is your pussy bald baby?

PorkPipeAnnie: Yep.

PorkPipeAnnie: Lets do most of it here and then I can call to hear you come on me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I love come.

PorkPipeAnnie: It's soooooo great.

PorkPipeAnnie: To know I made a guy do that is hot.

PorkPipeAnnie: How big is your cock?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

funguy028: sorry crashed again

funguy028: i am dying to lick a bald wet pussy babe

PorkPipeAnnie: Well I got bald pussy all day, motherfucker!:-P

funguy028: oh ya

funguy028: so can i call you right now and cum in your ear?

funguy028: you like it doggie style ?..anal?..what?

PorkPipeAnnie: No, I told you I can call you but thats it.

PorkPipeAnnie: If you wanna just do it here, it's ok too.

funguy028: can you call righ tnow?

funguy028: only for a minute though...

funguy028: i am also ready to cum

PorkPipeAnnie: K

PorkPipeAnnie: Me too.

PorkPipeAnnie: Lets come on the phone together.

funguy028: you cool going thru reception?..cuz i am at work in my office

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure.

funguy028: please throw out # after you call too though ok?

PorkPipeAnnie: It'll be real quick though.

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: i am only here for the day...temp

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: what is your name?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh my pussy is soooo wet!

PorkPipeAnnie: Annie, dummy!

funguy028: lol

funguy028: do you have to go offline to call?

PorkPipeAnnie: I have my brothers cell phone and he has unlimited long distance.

funguy028: why can't i call your cell phone then?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hurry up, I wanna come so bad.

PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz it will ring silly!

funguy028: ***-***-**** ask for extension 239 (number omitted for privacy reasons)

PorkPipeAnnie: And my Mom will answer it!

PorkPipeAnnie: k

funguy028: tell me when it is ringing

PorkPipeAnnie: Where is that/

PorkPipeAnnie: ?

funguy028: if i don't hear from you in a few minutes i have to go

funguy028: toronto canada

PorkPipeAnnie: Tell me what you are doing to me.

PorkPipeAnnie: I want you to be ready to come when I get you on the phone.

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you like 13 yr old bald pussy, baby?

funguy028: i wnat you to squat your pussy on my face and let me slide my tongue in your juicy pussy

funguy028: call nw cuz i have to leave in a min

funguy028: you calling?

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh ya!

PorkPipeAnnie: C'mon get it, pedophile!

PorkPipeAnnie: www.baiting.org

PorkPipeAnnie: How about that/

funguy028: excuse me?..lol...you got me

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come when you heard my pretty little voice?

funguy028: lmao

PorkPipeAnnie: You just lost your job, my friend.

funguy028: your right i just did

funguy028: the guy you talked to just fired me...

PorkPipeAnnie: And your ISP will be contacted.

funguy028: sorry?

PorkPipeAnnie: And this whole log will be posted at www.baiting.org

funguy028: why you doing this to me?

PorkPipeAnnie: Becasue you are a rotten pedophile who tries to fuck 13 year old girls.

PorkPipeAnnie: And you will now wear the scarlet letter of the child molester.

PorkPipeAnnie: Odd how a little thing like this could ruin your whole life, huh?

funguy028: thanks..but i am not a child molester....and i don't know who you talked to

PorkPipeAnnie: Anything you'd like to say in your own defense before we, the powers that be, pass judgement?

funguy028: only that this is all a sham..i am not what you are saying at all...

funguy028: and I really did just lose my job

funguy028: i have to go now

PorkPipeAnnie: Pack your things.

funguy028: good bye

PorkPipeAnnie: Buh-bye.

funguy028: sorry you feel you have to ruin ppl

PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry you have to get little girls to get you off.

 

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PorkPipeAnnie: I told whoever answered the phone at his office what he was doing and I believe he really did lose his job. Oops.

Previous message was not received by funguy028 because of error: User funguy028 is not available.

 

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