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Sunday
Mar212010

Donkey Show

 

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

 

WildOne44231: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck off.

WildOne44231: ok

ToolMySweetAss: There?

WildOne44231: yea

ToolMySweetAss: Whats so wild about you?

WildOne44231: i have a 10 inch cock

ToolMySweetAss: Not really wild if you don't

do anything cool with it.

WildOne44231: and i like using it on little girls

ToolMySweetAss: How little?

ToolMySweetAss: I'm pretty little!

WildOne44231: yea how old

ToolMySweetAss: 13

WildOne44231: ooo

WildOne44231: id like that

ToolMySweetAss: How old r u?

WildOne44231: 21

WildOne44231: 22 june 12

ToolMySweetAss: gemini rocks!

WildOne44231: hellz yea

ToolMySweetAss: I was raped once by a gemini!

WildOne44231: o really

ToolMySweetAss: He could decide between my mouth and ass.

ToolMySweetAss: couldn't*

ToolMySweetAss: Thats the scales for you.

WildOne44231: how good r u at sucking

ToolMySweetAss: Anyhoo, what r u into?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I am good!

WildOne44231: surfing women clubbing

ToolMySweetAss: I once had to suck my way out of a Mexican bar brawl.

WildOne44231: ooooo

WildOne44231: how was it?

ToolMySweetAss: The donkey died of a heart attack between shows and Joaquin refused to return anyones money.

WildOne44231: aww

ToolMySweetAss: The next thing you know, chairs are flying, bottles are breaking and I'm sucking anyones dick that has a gun.

WildOne44231: u have any pics?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope, confiscated my the state when my dad finally got busted.

WildOne44231: oooo

ToolMySweetAss: I have a sketch I could mail to you though. Got a PO box?

WildOne44231: yea

WildOne44231: email u mean?

ToolMySweetAss: No, I just drew it on a bar nap and was gonna mail it to you. It looks exactly like my real pussy.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm quite an artist.

WildOne44231: oo

ToolMySweetAss: I can trace my hand.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me about yourself, Nigger.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

 

 

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ToolMySweetAss: Oops, I meant it in the "Nigga" sense of the word. Testy pedophile.

 

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