Meth Whore

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

spaker68: Hiya Kell,,, you learned how good sex is? ;-)

ToolMySweetAss: Yep!

spaker68: good,, bet you gonna break a lotta hearts

ToolMySweetAss: I already do!

spaker68: lol,,,, ok,, would ya breadk mine too

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you?

spaker68: 41,,, that old enuff

spaker68: done had my share,,, but i still love good sex

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

ToolMySweetAss: you've probably done EVERYTHING!

ToolMySweetAss: I wish you could do sumthin new with me!

spaker68: you been enjoying orgasms?

spaker68: hmmm, i wish we could too

spaker68: oh,, i see we both Gemini

spaker68: well, thanks for saying hi,, maybe we could do sumthin new sometime... have fun;-)

ToolMySweetAss: Hold on, shitlips, I'm talking to the cops.

ToolMySweetAss: Still there?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

spaker68: yep

spaker68: whats with the cops lol

ToolMySweetAss: My meth dealer was here.

spaker68: never mind,,,, i cna imagine

ToolMySweetAss: Now I gotta go back and sign some papers

spaker68: well, that aint' what i was thinking

ToolMySweetAss: hold on one more

minute..

ToolMySweetAss: sorry!

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, I think I got fucked!

spaker68: hmmm, why's that

spaker68: they aren't taking you with them are they

ToolMySweetAss: I brought a half from Jaoquin my dealer and

while i was supposedly getting his money, I called the cops on him.

ToolMySweetAss: No, they aren't...

spaker68: oh hell,,,

ToolMySweetAss: see, when the cops were at the door, he gave me the drugs to hide like i knew he would.

spaker68: so you are gonna get fucked by the dealer now

ToolMySweetAss: I stashed them in a hiding place and he ended up getting busted on an old warrant i knew he had.

spaker68: oh ok

ToolMySweetAss: No i'll say the cops took his drugs after he left.

ToolMySweetAss: Problem is the half weighed light.

spaker68: you are smart

ToolMySweetAss: Hang on, I gotta fix.

ToolMySweetAss: My rig is filthy as fuck.

spaker68: been playing the game for awhile huh

ToolMySweetAss: They gotta start a needle exchange.

ToolMySweetAss: Since I was nine.

spaker68: i only shot up one time in my life

ToolMySweetAss: It's like aldous Huxley said in "Brave New

World" , When people are suspicios with you, you become suspicious of them".

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, its the shit, dude.

spaker68: yep,, thats true

spaker68: i like my homegrown

ToolMySweetAss: So you didn't take well to the spike?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, pots for nitwits who don't wnna get shit done.

ToolMySweetAss: I like to do stuff.

spaker68: thats about all i do nowadays

ToolMySweetAss: Like pottery.

ToolMySweetAss: For days on end.

spaker68: creative huh

spaker68: thats cool

spaker68: you think the stuff makes ya more creative?

ToolMySweetAss: I made a buttplug once out of soup cans

spaker68: lol,, ok

ToolMySweetAss: My Uncle Sly told me it was derivitive of Warhol.

spaker68: i haven't heard of warhol

spaker68: or forgot it maybe

spaker68: lolo,,,,, the pot will do that

ToolMySweetAss: Andy warhol.

ToolMySweetAss: Where you from, scum?

ToolMySweetAss: (No 'fence, it just rhymed)

spaker68: oh ok,,,, now i got ya

spaker68: GA

spaker68: we get to see the sun come up over the ocean

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, Savannah?

spaker68: ya'll ge to see it go down on the ocean

ToolMySweetAss: I like seeing things go down.

spaker68: prettiest sunset i ever saw was in Mexico on th Pacific

spaker68: like what else you like to see go down

spaker68: lol

spaker68: the meth deal lol

ToolMySweetAss: I saw one once through the crack in the trunk of a 74 Gran Torino after that was left in the desert after a 6 day bender.

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, the meth deal.

ToolMySweetAss: funny.

ToolMySweetAss: I still don't have hair on my cunt and I'm starting to wonder if it's the drugs.

spaker68: 6 dys in the trunk wow

ToolMySweetAss: Our the callouses from the constant vacuuming.

ToolMySweetAss: My cunts seen more vacuum than a Rainbow distributer.

spaker68: my gosh dang girl

ToolMySweetAss: But the ass is virgin.

spaker68: tell me what thats about

spaker68: the vacuum

ToolMySweetAss: Unless you count violent rapes, then its 20-25 degrees of separation from virgin.

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, abortions?

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, many.

ToolMySweetAss: I guess you're against that, being from GA and all.

spaker68: mercy,,,,, don tmatter where i'm from

ToolMySweetAss: So you don't believe in abortion?

spaker68: its your life isn't it?

spaker68: not after i certain point

spaker68: a

ToolMySweetAss: I was just curious. I like to know what a guy is all

about before I fuck him to death!

ToolMySweetAss: A certain point, like when?

spaker68: like a heart beat

spaker68: y alike to fuck huh

ToolMySweetAss: Ya, I love to fuck!

spaker68: of course you do,,, thats a dumb ?

spaker68: i like to eat pussy

ToolMySweetAss: I don't agree with sodomy.

spaker68: lick it till its dripping wet and hot as hell

ToolMySweetAss: Sodomy is any type of sex thats not meant for procreation.

ToolMySweetAss: Including eating pussy.

spaker68: yo just like dick is what you saying

ToolMySweetAss: I only have sex to create life. It's in the Bible.

ToolMySweetAss: But there's nothing in the Bible about

abortion since they didn't have it back then.

spaker68: but sex without marriage is adultery

ToolMySweetAss: I know.

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why we will cyber-marry before I can fuck you.

spaker68: lol,,,,

ToolMySweetAss: Is a Christian ceremony fine with you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you take me, this pretty 13 yr old to be your wife?

spaker68: hell any kind will do

spaker68: to have and to hold

spaker68: till death

spaker68: is sickness and health

ToolMySweetAss: Good, me too! Lets fuck!

spaker68: ccum on

ToolMySweetAss: You may now have my virgin ass!

spaker68: always wanted to fuck a virgin ass

ToolMySweetAss: But you have to cut a hole through my rectal wall so the semen can reach my war-torn ovaries.

ToolMySweetAss: Reach in with your finger and break through the wall.

spaker68: razoer sharp dick is needed huh

ToolMySweetAss: It shouldn't take much, its just a thick layer of membrane.

ToolMySweetAss: tear it apart good, so I know who's boss!

spaker68: you know your ass dont you

ToolMySweetAss: Like the back of my cock!

ToolMySweetAss: Ready for the fucking?

spaker68: o hyea

ToolMySweetAss: What are you wearing?

spaker68: shorts

spaker68: and yourself

ToolMySweetAss: I'm wearing a robe, sandals, and a thorny crown! Guess what position I'm in???

ToolMySweetAss: Now fuck me in the ass!

spaker68: spreaded

spaker68: right up the ass

ToolMySweetAss: Nope, I'm up on a cross silly!

ToolMySweetAss: So my ass is backwards!

ToolMySweetAss: Looks like I'll have to fuck you in the ass!

spaker68: shit,, aint nothing like simple sex anymore huh

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus was more of a Giver than a taker anyway!

spaker68: gave everything

ToolMySweetAss: Now come here and take my holy cock and I will impregnate you with the new christ-child.

ToolMySweetAss: You will give birth

through your piss-hole in your

litlle bitty cock1

ToolMySweetAss: !

spaker68: your cock,,,,you a man or girl

ToolMySweetAss: I'm jesus, thats pretty uch as a-sexual as you get.

ToolMySweetAss: much*

ToolMySweetAss: But this is the New Jesus, ready to show you love in a whole new way!

ToolMySweetAss: Hey, i need some back-talk here or I can't come.

ToolMySweetAss: Hurry up.

ToolMySweetAss: My dick is like a cannon aimed right at my chin.

spaker68: sorry,,,, not sure whats going on here

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, lemme explain...

spaker68: lotta differ between west coast fucking and eastern style lol

ToolMySweetAss: You are a pedophile trying to jack off with 13 yr old girls..

ToolMySweetAss: I am a baiter and I am going to fuck you in the ass...

ToolMySweetAss: Yankee style!

ToolMySweetAss: "the night they

drove ole dixie down!"

spaker68: lol

ToolMySweetAss: Now bend up and spread me some lovin ass!

spaker68: i knew sumthing was going down ha ha

ToolMySweetAss: Any way, I'm really geared up so say that you

want my Jesus-cock in your hillbilly ass to make you se the light.

spaker68: aint no jacking off going on here dude or dickin gmy ass

spaker68: puter sex is safe sex hah

ToolMySweetAss: sayit, so i can chuck a load and go back to the rectory.

ToolMySweetAss: I got boy scouts down there waiting f or me to give em sacrement.

ToolMySweetAss: c'mon homo, if you'd rape a child certainly

you'd give a guy a hand job when he was down on his luck?

spaker68: lol dont count on it,, not this one

spaker68: better luck next time

ToolMySweetAss: Why not?

ToolMySweetAss: Thats why you're against abortion, right?

spaker68: no interest

ToolMySweetAss: Cuz it's clearing out all the pussy that is at the

age you like it!

ToolMySweetAss: Abortion kills a living child...

spaker68: actually,, i was curious

ToolMySweetAss: before you can fuck it!

ToolMySweetAss: Fucking chester the molester.

spaker68: Jesus help us both then

ToolMySweetAss: Got kids of your own?

spaker68: do you?

ToolMySweetAss: Do you fuck em?

spaker68: do you

ToolMySweetAss: I hope you die in a tractor accident while

re-enacting the civil war, you fucking loser.

spaker68: that makes no sense