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Beer Shit


Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


BigBoyJSC19: and I'd tool your sweet ass anytime!

ToolMySweetAss: Why thanks!

BigBoyJSC19: ;-)

BigBoyJSC19: anytime!

BigBoyJSC19: if you could fit it all

ToolMySweetAss: I would have to take a shit first.

BigBoyJSC19: why's that?

ToolMySweetAss: So as to accomodate more cock, silly.

BigBoyJSC19: well, i think I could fit it all in that tight pussy of yours

BigBoyJSC19: or your mouth of course...

ToolMySweetAss: Not the pussy, its pretty tore up right now.

BigBoyJSC19: from what?

ToolMySweetAss: Mouth is bad too. Braces.

BigBoyJSC19: well then I'll fuck your big tits...

ToolMySweetAss: I got kicked in the cunt by a mule down and Randy Akers farm during the pig show.

BigBoyJSC19: wow

ToolMySweetAss: Not with the brace on, you won't.

ToolMySweetAss: It'll have to be the ass.

BigBoyJSC19: nah, too tight

ToolMySweetAss: Hang on, I'll go shit.

BigBoyJSC19: I'll pass

ToolMySweetAss: No no no. Wait!

BigBoyJSC19: why's that?

ToolMySweetAss: You said you'd tool my sweet ass anytime!

BigBoyJSC19: well ot after that

ToolMySweetAss: You just promised!

BigBoyJSC19: that's for sure

BigBoyJSC19: I didn't promise

ToolMySweetAss: Why?

BigBoyJSC19: because that's kinda sick

ToolMySweetAss: It's not like it's a *lot* of shit.

ToolMySweetAss: And besides, it's not even solid.

BigBoyJSC19: well, it's shit

BigBoyJSC19: and I do't feel like waering it

ToolMySweetAss: It's mostly draft beer and peanuts.

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: How about a hand job?

BigBoyJSC19: mmmm I might like that

ToolMySweetAss: Cool, Let me wipe the shit off my hands.

BigBoyJSC19: I''ll pass again

BigBoyJSC19: you're kinda sick

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

BigBoyJSC19: I don't want your mouth either, ecause it's full of SHIT.

ToolMySweetAss: Let me see if I can open up my beaver.

ToolMySweetAss: It looks like Rocky's eye after the fight.

BigBoyJSC19: I bet

ToolMySweetAss: What would you do to me if I was there right now?

BigBoyJSC19: what would you do to me if you were here?

ToolMySweetAss: I would lay you on your back...

ToolMySweetAss: and take down your slacks.

BigBoyJSC19: mmmm baby

BigBoyJSC19: yes

ToolMySweetAss: I would make small cirlces around the head of your cock with my tongue..

BigBoyJSC19: oohhh god aby

ToolMySweetAss: being careful not to catch my braces in your pubic mound...

BigBoyJSC19: mmmmmm

ToolMySweetAss: I would sit up on your face...

BigBoyJSC19: your mouth feels good

ToolMySweetAss: and gently caress your nose with my pussy...

BigBoyJSC19: mmmmmm

ToolMySweetAss: then you touch my breast...

ToolMySweetAss: I panic...

BigBoyJSC19: mmm baby

ToolMySweetAss: My Uncle used to touch me like that!

ToolMySweetAss: I start to cry!

BigBoyJSC19: I can't believe you have gotten my cock so hard!

ToolMySweetAss: And blow wet beer shit all over your face, eyes, nose neck chest...

ToolMySweetAss: ooooh Goodness I can't stop!

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, Lord my ass!

ToolMySweetAss: It's like a broken levy of acrid bowel lava!

ToolMySweetAss: Did you come yet?

ToolMySweetAss: Jello?


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