Beer Shit
Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"
BigBoyJSC19: and I'd tool your sweet ass anytime!
ToolMySweetAss: Why thanks!
BigBoyJSC19: ;-)
BigBoyJSC19: anytime!
BigBoyJSC19: if you could fit it all
ToolMySweetAss: I would have to take a shit first.
BigBoyJSC19: why's that?
ToolMySweetAss: So as to accomodate more cock, silly.
BigBoyJSC19: well, i think I could fit it all in that tight pussy of yours
BigBoyJSC19: or your mouth of course...
ToolMySweetAss: Not the pussy, its pretty tore up right now.
BigBoyJSC19: from what?
ToolMySweetAss: Mouth is bad too. Braces.
BigBoyJSC19: well then I'll fuck your big tits...
ToolMySweetAss: I got kicked in the cunt by a mule down and Randy Akers farm during the pig show.
BigBoyJSC19: wow
ToolMySweetAss: Not with the brace on, you won't.
ToolMySweetAss: It'll have to be the ass.
BigBoyJSC19: nah, too tight
ToolMySweetAss: Hang on, I'll go shit.
BigBoyJSC19: I'll pass
ToolMySweetAss: No no no. Wait!
BigBoyJSC19: why's that?
ToolMySweetAss: You said you'd tool my sweet ass anytime!
BigBoyJSC19: well ot after that
ToolMySweetAss: You just promised!
BigBoyJSC19: that's for sure
BigBoyJSC19: I didn't promise
ToolMySweetAss: Why?
BigBoyJSC19: because that's kinda sick
ToolMySweetAss: It's not like it's a *lot* of shit.
ToolMySweetAss: And besides, it's not even solid.
BigBoyJSC19: well, it's shit
BigBoyJSC19: and I do't feel like waering it
ToolMySweetAss: It's mostly draft beer and peanuts.
ToolMySweetAss: Wait!
ToolMySweetAss: How about a hand job?
BigBoyJSC19: mmmm I might like that
ToolMySweetAss: Cool, Let me wipe the shit off my hands.
BigBoyJSC19: I''ll pass again
BigBoyJSC19: you're kinda sick
ToolMySweetAss: Wait!
BigBoyJSC19: I don't want your mouth either, ecause it's full of SHIT.
ToolMySweetAss: Let me see if I can open up my beaver.
ToolMySweetAss: It looks like Rocky's eye after the fight.
BigBoyJSC19: I bet
ToolMySweetAss: What would you do to me if I was there right now?
BigBoyJSC19: what would you do to me if you were here?
ToolMySweetAss: I would lay you on your back...
ToolMySweetAss: and take down your slacks.
BigBoyJSC19: mmmm baby
BigBoyJSC19: yes
ToolMySweetAss: I would make small cirlces around the head of your cock with my tongue..
BigBoyJSC19: oohhh god aby
ToolMySweetAss: being careful not to catch my braces in your pubic mound...
BigBoyJSC19: mmmmmm
ToolMySweetAss: I would sit up on your face...
BigBoyJSC19: your mouth feels good
ToolMySweetAss: and gently caress your nose with my pussy...
BigBoyJSC19: mmmmmm
ToolMySweetAss: then you touch my breast...
ToolMySweetAss: I panic...
BigBoyJSC19: mmm baby
ToolMySweetAss: My Uncle used to touch me like that!
ToolMySweetAss: I start to cry!
BigBoyJSC19: I can't believe you have gotten my cock so hard!
ToolMySweetAss: And blow wet beer shit all over your face, eyes, nose neck chest...
ToolMySweetAss: ooooh Goodness I can't stop!
ToolMySweetAss: Oh, Lord my ass!
ToolMySweetAss: It's like a broken levy of acrid bowel lava!
ToolMySweetAss: Did you come yet?
ToolMySweetAss: Jello?

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