Ventriloquist
Doug is "dirtybagina"
sigs011481: hi
dirtybagina: What?
sigs011481: you sound cool
dirtybagina: Thanks!
dirtybagina: So does Staci!
dirtybagina: I wish I could talk about myself more, but it's selfish. If you really wanna know what makes me tick, take a look at what I have to say about my girlfriend. She is my life these days. I would have nothing to live for if it wasn't for her. She really is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She is my one and only, and she always will be. I love you so much Staci. You're the greatest. Some day soon we'll be right where we belong--with each other.
sigs011481: she is my ex
dirtybagina: Oh, you'd better remove that then.
sigs011481: soon
dirtybagina: And put in there that she's a whore.
dirtybagina: No, now.
sigs011481: she's not
dirtybagina: Put in there that you guys broke up.
dirtybagina: Now.
sigs011481: no
dirtybagina: Do it and I'll cyber you real good.
dirtybagina: I'll let you fuck me in any hole you want.
sigs011481: I'll erase it but that's it
dirtybagina: Nope. You have to put in there that she is your ex-girlfriend now.
sigs011481: forget it
dirtybagina: Liar.
sigs011481: no I'm not
sigs011481: I don't want other people to know that we broke up
sigs011481: for a reason of my own
dirtybagina: Oh, so you lie to your friends?
dirtybagina: Liar.
sigs011481: yep
sigs011481: more like girls who are bugging me
dirtybagina: Oh, ok!
dirtybagina: Then put in there that I am your new girlfriend. That should clear things right up.
dirtybagina: I'll wait.
sigs011481: no...can't do that
dirtybagina: Why not?
dirtybagina: Because you are a...
dirtybagina: Liar?
sigs011481: yeah...that's it
dirtybagina: Why did you break up?
sigs011481: she cheated
dirtybagina: Hahahahahahaha.
dirtybagina: Couldn't keep her satisfied, huh?
sigs011481: that wasn't it
dirtybagina: I didnt mean to laugh but the thought of YOUR girlfriend sleeping with an impressive Negro like him just killed me.
dirtybagina: Especially they way she loved taking him in her mouth.
sigs011481: ok bitch....you are really annoying the hell out of me
dirtybagina: I was just saying is all.
sigs011481: well you are wrong
dirtybagina: Show her who is boss and put in your profile that you are fucking ME now.
sigs011481: but I'm not
dirtybagina: You will be!
sigs011481: whatever
dirtybagina: Where do you live, anway?
sigs011481: ohio
dirtybagina: Really? What part?
sigs011481: canton
dirtybagina: No kidding?
sigs011481: nope
dirtybagina: I just moved from there!
sigs011481: whatever
dirtybagina: I went to Dueber Elementary!
dirtybagina: I'm serious!
dirtybagina: What school did you go to?
sigs011481: holy shit
sigs011481: really?
sigs011481: I went Hoover
dirtybagina: I never heard of Hoover.
sigs011481: it's in N. Canton
dirtybagina: Oh.
dirtybagina: Does Tina Johnson teach there?
sigs011481: yeah
dirtybagina: Ok, I know now.
dirtybagina: She's a friend of my Dad.
sigs011481: ok
sigs011481: she teaches biology
dirtybagina: Are you in her class?
sigs011481: was
sigs011481: not
dirtybagina: She's kind of a bitch.
sigs011481: I know
dirtybagina: Don't tell her I told you that!!!
sigs011481: i don't go there anymore. I'm 20
dirtybagina: Oh, ok!
dirtybagina: Phew!
dirtybagina: Whats your name?
sigs011481: Scott
sigs011481: you?
dirtybagina: Mine is Regina but everyone calls me Gina.
sigs011481: cool
dirtybagina: Or baby if we are fucking!
sigs011481: hey baby
sigs011481: j/k
dirtybagina: Do like having your cock sucked?
sigs011481: never had it done
dirtybagina: What is the craziest thing you have done sexually?
sigs011481: ate a girl out
sigs011481: many times
dirtybagina: Thats the craziest?
sigs011481: yes...not very experienced...although I know what to do
dirtybagina: You ever try a Wampanaug SledgeHammer?
sigs011481: no
sigs011481: what do you look like?
dirtybagina: How about a Screaming Maxwell?
sigs011481: nope
dirtybagina: Oh, I look just like Lisa from the Simpsons.
sigs011481: lol...seriously though
dirtybagina: What do you look like?
sigs011481: 5'10" blonde and blue 150
dirtybagina: Mmmm.
dirtybagina: And no one has ever sucked your cock?
sigs011481: no
dirtybagina: Wow, thats a shame.:-(
sigs011481: I know
dirtybagina: You know what this is...
dirtybagina: =-O
sigs011481: what
sigs011481: what is it
dirtybagina: Thats the look on Staci's face when that gargantuan Negroid enters her anally before she's even up for breakfast!
sigs011481: shut up
dirtybagina: >:oTake it, bitch says he!
dirtybagina: J/K
sigs011481: shut up...jesus christ
dirtybagina: I am just teasing you.
sigs011481: good
sigs011481: soo...what do you look like?
dirtybagina: I lool like Angela from Hooked On Love.
dirtybagina: I wonder...
sigs011481: doesn't help
dirtybagina: Do you think that Staci and the guy she fucked sat around after he shot his goo all over her face and belly and laughed about your small penis?
sigs011481: no...i have a big cock, but she never saw it
dirtybagina: Do you think she lets him listen when you call up and cry like a bitch into the phone?
sigs011481: shut the fuck up
dirtybagina: They try not to giggle when she swallows his big, sore-riddled cock while she talks to you on the phone.
dirtybagina: "No, I love you too," she says while an immense black cock stretches her ass open, "I'm just not IN love with you!"
dirtybagina: Wouldn't that be funny?
sigs011481: no...now knock it off
dirtybagina: OK, I was just saying is all.
sigs011481: well stop it
sigs011481: and fuck me
dirtybagina: Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
sigs011481: no
dirtybagina: I mean, since nobody else will.
sigs011481: you would
dirtybagina: Go get some hand lotion and a rubber glove. I wanna try something.
sigs011481: no
dirtybagina: Why not?
dirtybagina: Don't you like new things?
sigs011481: I don't have gloves
dirtybagina: OK, we'll do it without gloves.
dirtybagina: You have lotion?
sigs011481: ok...I've got lotion
dirtybagina: Are you naked?
sigs011481: not quite
dirtybagina: Get that way.
sigs011481: ok
sigs011481: now I am
dirtybagina: Is your sweet cock hard for me?
sigs011481: yeah
dirtybagina: OK, get up on all fours and pull on your cock for me.
dirtybagina: Lather up both hands with lotion.
dirtybagina: Now is the tough part...
dirtybagina: Its gonna be kinda like a ventriloquist act.
dirtybagina: First I want you to say in a girls voice "Oh, Donte, That is the biggest cock I have ever had!"
sigs011481: hell no
dirtybagina: Now in a big Negro voice say "Thats right Staci, and you gonna take it all in yo ass!"
dirtybagina: Now plunge your other hand right up your ass!
dirtybagina: The whole fist!
dirtybagina: So you know how she feels!
dirtybagina: Writhing around on the big black meat stick!
dirtybagina: (Did you come already?)
dirtybagina: (Hello?)
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