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Sunday
Mar212010

Punch Fucking

Doug is "cybergrlonwheels"

 

NewDeal51: hey

cybergrlonwheels: What is it?

NewDeal51: sup?

cybergrlonwheels: I fucking hate people who use that expression.

NewDeal51: sorry

cybergrlonwheels: Rephrase it.

NewDeal51: how are you doing?

cybergrlonwheels: Fine, thanks!

cybergrlonwheels: :-)

NewDeal51: how is you night going?

cybergrlonwheels: OK, listen. I have had a long fucking day...too long to play fucking games with you. You have aske dme howI am doing three times now.

cybergrlonwheels: Get to your fucking point.

NewDeal51: hey i saw you cone into a chat room, saw your info, and you seemed to be a awsome girl to talk to

cybergrlonwheels: There. Was that so hard?

NewDeal51: no

cybergrlonwheels: If I seem bitchy its because I had to work all day.

NewDeal51: do you work at a restuant or like a office?

cybergrlonwheels: No, I am a CandyStriper.

cybergrlonwheels: I have to work at the nursing home.

NewDeal51: i hope your not serouse

cybergrlonwheels: I wish I could get a job doing cyber. It's soooo much more fun and I am soooo much better at it.

cybergrlonwheels: Yes, I am serious. Who lies about volunteering for the elderly?

NewDeal51: that would be the perfict job

cybergrlonwheels: That or being your spell-checker, but who could stand the long hours.

NewDeal51: yea you made your point

cybergrlonwheels: So what kinds of sex are you into? I only cyber with experienced guys.

NewDeal51: im not really into the butt sex

NewDeal51: but if she really wants it..

NewDeal51: and i like to please the woman insetd of making her do all of the work

cybergrlonwheels: Did I ask what you AREN"T into? No, I asked what you ARE into.

cybergrlonwheels: Pay attention.

NewDeal51: im into everything excpt the butt sex

cybergrlonwheels: Everything?

NewDeal51: and stuff up my ass, i dont like that at all

cybergrlonwheels: Great!

NewDeal51: what are you into?

cybergrlonwheels: I have been experimenting quite a bit.

cybergrlonwheels: Especially at work.

cybergrlonwheels: Ever try punch-fucking the elderly?

cybergrlonwheels: Hello?

NewDeal51: well i did do this 30 year old

cybergrlonwheels: Punch-fucked her?

NewDeal51: yea

cybergrlonwheels: How?

cybergrlonwheels: If you are going to take this long to answer every time I'm gone.

NewDeal51: i think were talking about the same thing, i put my fist up her pussy

cybergrlonwheels: Oh, that shit is 3rd grade.

cybergrlonwheels: No this is how we do it...

NewDeal51: how do you do it then?

cybergrlonwheels: Me and Dr Hanrahan from the nursing home find the old people with the worst dementia...

cybergrlonwheels: Sneak in and cover their vagina with an industrial lubricant and then punch them in the cunt as hard as you can.

cybergrlonwheels: Most of the time your hand goes right in it.

cybergrlonwheels: Wanna try that?

NewDeal51: yea

NewDeal51: sounds fun

cybergrlonwheels: OK. Lets pretend that you are an old man at the home. You are sleeping on your belly and you have no family that cares about you...

NewDeal51: ok

cybergrlonwheels: Me and Dr Hanrahan slip into you room to give you medication.

cybergrlonwheels: We are both wearing rubber gloves for some reason.

NewDeal51: i like my drugs

NewDeal51: whats with the gloves?

cybergrlonwheels: Oh, this is just hospital procedure, Mr NewDeal, relax and hold really hard to the side of the bed.

NewDeal51: my last name is Houst

NewDeal51: and ok nurse, what ever you say

cybergrlonwheels: Dr Hanrahan cocks his fist and fires a hard, straight right like a piston into your hot ass.

cybergrlonwheels: Bingo!

cybergrlonwheels: Straight in your pajama-hole!

NewDeal51: THANKS DOC! you my colen is woking agen

cybergrlonwheels: You twist and writhe, trying to get his gloved hand out of your broken rectum.

NewDeal51: no more bed pan for me

cybergrlonwheels: Did you come yet?

NewDeal51: fome what

cybergrlonwheels: From the cyber?

NewDeal51: you just shove a rubber glove up my ass

cybergrlonwheels: Well you started trying to be funny so I thought you came.

cybergrlonwheels: What do you want to do?

NewDeal51: i like the tradisonal sex

NewDeal51: but ill go with what ever you want

cybergrlonwheels: You mean, I lay on my back - you fuck me - we go to sleep?

NewDeal51: yea that does seem boring

NewDeal51: you got somehting better?

cybergrlonwheels: Well you start.

NewDeal51: ok

NewDeal51: i kiss you with pason on the lips

cybergrlonwheels: Pason?

cybergrlonwheels: Is that an Italian gravy?

cybergrlonwheels: Or is that the stuff they put on sores?

NewDeal51: Passion

cybergrlonwheels: Oh, I see. Thats sweet. Go ahead.

NewDeal51: we hold eachother close

cybergrlonwheels: Mmmm.

NewDeal51: arms around eaches head

NewDeal51: enjoying the moment

cybergrlonwheels: I am getting sooo excited.

NewDeal51: our hands move from body to body

NewDeal51: room feels hotter

cybergrlonwheels: Tell me about your sweet sweet cock.

NewDeal51: its 10'' , thick and it is swelling at every motion you make

cybergrlonwheels: Oooooh. I want that in my ass soooo bad.

cybergrlonwheels: I think I can take it all.

cybergrlonwheels: I tokk 8 1/2 inches in my ass once for almost 20 minutes before I started to shit myself.

cybergrlonwheels: took*

NewDeal51: im sorry to tell you i last londer than that

NewDeal51: longer*

cybergrlonwheels: I just meant in my ass.

NewDeal51: we move to the bed

cybergrlonwheels: I'd only let you in my ass for a few minutes because I had pork for lunch and it seemed a bit spoiled.

cybergrlonwheels: I've been shitting liquids and small chunks all afternoon.

cybergrlonwheels: Like beef stew.

NewDeal51: all right what ever you want

cybergrlonwheels: Beef stew that feels like fire and stinks like the dead.

cybergrlonwheels: Anyway. I want you to eat me out.

NewDeal51: alight

NewDeal51: i move down to your legs

NewDeal51: take off your pants

cybergrlonwheels: Uh... wait.

cybergrlonwheels: I don't have any.

NewDeal51: whats wrong?

NewDeal51: ok do you have panties?

cybergrlonwheels: No, I dont have legs.:'(

cybergrlonwheels: Thats why I have this SN.

cybergrlonwheels: Didn't you read my profile?

NewDeal51: its ok

NewDeal51: im sorry

NewDeal51: i thought you ment a car or somehting

cybergrlonwheels: OK, as long as you don't mind.

NewDeal51: not at all

NewDeal51: i start to lick aound your pussy

cybergrlonwheels: OK, then repeat the part about taking of my pants, only say "protective adult undergarment" instead of pants.

cybergrlonwheels: off*

NewDeal51: i remove your protective adult undergarment

cybergrlonwheels: Mmmm.

NewDeal51: i start to lick aound your pussy

cybergrlonwheels: Check for excrement*

cybergrlonwheels: (You always have to do that to be safe)

cybergrlonwheels: OK, all clean. Go ahead.

NewDeal51: i caress your libia

NewDeal51: with my toung

cybergrlonwheels: What part of my libia?

cybergrlonwheels: Beirut?

cybergrlonwheels: Wow Khaddafi just came in your mouth.

NewDeal51: i dirnk it like water

cybergrlonwheels: Its "labia", nitwit.

NewDeal51: thats latin for mouth libia is you vaginal mouth

NewDeal51: nitwit

cybergrlonwheels: No, its labia. You dont tell me about my pussy and I wont tell you about your cock.

NewDeal51: talking about my cock

NewDeal51: its has go no action

cybergrlonwheels: What?

NewDeal51: you want me to go down on you let just do it insted of a spell check

cybergrlonwheels: OK, eat my libia.

NewDeal51: thank you

NewDeal51: i roll my toung in your vagina

cybergrlonwheels: Mmmmm.

NewDeal51: i roll it up and pound you with my toung

NewDeal51: feeling for your sweet spot

cybergrlonwheels: Not to hard, my pussy is covered in bed sores from the chair.

cybergrlonwheels: And they are all "sweet spots".

NewDeal51: ill take it slow

cybergrlonwheels: Mmmmm.

NewDeal51: i move my toung around with the smothest of motion

cybergrlonwheels: I'm ready for you to punch-fuck me now.

NewDeal51: takes out the rubber gloves and lubercant

cybergrlonwheels: Do it in my ass.

NewDeal51: cocks his arm back

NewDeal51: and BAM

NewDeal51: bullseye

cybergrlonwheels: Sometimes I get so into the fantasy that I actully shit.

cybergrlonwheels: My chair is covered in soupy baby shit right now.

NewDeal51: dont you have a diper or something?

cybergrlonwheels: I took it off when you said "I take off your protective undergarment".

cybergrlonwheels: I play fair.

NewDeal51: i understand

NewDeal51: want me to punch you some more?

cybergrlonwheels: Anyhoo, lets get to your big hard-on and I'll have my brother mop this up when he gets home.

cybergrlonwheels: What can I do for you?

NewDeal51: i want you to get me hard in your mouth and then finesh in your pussy

cybergrlonwheels: OK!

NewDeal51: start please

cybergrlonwheels: I have you put me down gently on the floor, careful not to pull out any of my many tubes.

NewDeal51: lays you down slowly on the floor

cybergrlonwheels: You rub my head, smooth from a recent shaving for surgery.

cybergrlonwheels: Your cock blasts into my mouth, catching by surprise and smashing out my brittle teeth.

NewDeal51: sorry about that

cybergrlonwheels: Don't apologize. It's ok.

NewDeal51: with out teath your be able to suck it better

cybergrlonwheels: You try to come but you can't because the stench of my hole is peeling the paint off the walls.

NewDeal51: ok

NewDeal51: c yz

cybergrlonwheels: Wait!

 

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