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Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


sexylaxman19: a\s\l

ToolMySweetAss: Are you from LA?

ToolMySweetAss: I'm in Hollywood.

ToolMySweetAss: 13/f/nv but i'm in hollywood now.

sexylaxman19: 24\m\pa

sexylaxman19: im in vegas

sexylaxman19: with my friend

sexylaxman19: we are going to La tommarow

ToolMySweetAss: I just made my first movie for these guys who said they could buy me a meal. I'm using one of there computer while the burns heal.

ToolMySweetAss: You are in Vegas and you are sitting around on a computer?

ToolMySweetAss: What are you somekind of faggit?

sexylaxman19: no we already hit like most of the casino's

ToolMySweetAss: I took a shit once in PA. It clung to my leg begging me not to leave it.

sexylaxman19: haha

sexylaxman19: want to cyber

ToolMySweetAss: I was cybering with the shit talk.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm into fecalphilia.

ToolMySweetAss: I want someone to shit in my mouth and eyes.

ToolMySweetAss: Game?

ToolMySweetAss: It has to be bowlsfull and loose.

ToolMySweetAss: No hard dog turds or i walk, got it?

ToolMySweetAss: Now go ahead.

sexylaxman19: okay

ToolMySweetAss: Start by shitting square in the middle of my forehead where a indian keeps his dot.

sexylaxman19: were do you want me to start

ToolMySweetAss: Fast and loose, pony boy.

sexylaxman19: how about you start

ToolMySweetAss: Start with the shitting, then we'll get into the weird stuff.

ToolMySweetAss: Just say you are shitting on my forehead.

ToolMySweetAss: say it.

ToolMySweetAss: Just like that.

sexylaxman19: i am shitting on your forehead

ToolMySweetAss: add an adjective.

ToolMySweetAss: Just one.

ToolMySweetAss: Please.

sexylaxman19: i am shitting hard on your forehead


ToolMySweetAss: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaa babay!

ToolMySweetAss: God, i just shot a load all over my hairy belly.

ToolMySweetAss: Jesus you made me come hard.

ToolMySweetAss: My balls are empty as the day i was born.

ToolMySweetAss: Thanks a million.

ToolMySweetAss: When you get to LA, lok me up and I'll come out and fuck your ass, fair enough?

ToolMySweetAss: eeYello?

sexylaxman19: really tell me what you will do with me and i might look you up

sexylaxman19: ell me what you will do with me

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, I'd love to get into it but you know how it is after you jizzed all over. Just kinda want to grab a nap and

chisle the dry come out of your hair.

sexylaxman19: tell*

ToolMySweetAss: G'nite and thanks for a heck of a good time,


ToolMySweetAss: Hope you and your faggot friend get some random cock there in sin City.

ToolMySweetAss: Careful of the virus, it's lousy in them he-she


ToolMySweetAss: Nite.


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