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Sunday
Mar212010

Strip Poker

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

 

NinjaTenchu77885: Hi

PorkPipeAnnie: How Old are you?

NinjaTenchu77885: 19

PorkPipeAnnie: Cool!

PorkPipeAnnie: Kids don't know how to cyber.

NinjaTenchu77885: ok

NinjaTenchu77885: so... u wanna play first(its my trademark)

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure!

PorkPipeAnnie: Whats your kink?

NinjaTenchu77885: whatcha wanna play?

NinjaTenchu77885: strip Poker

PorkPipeAnnie: k

NinjaTenchu77885: *draws hand

NinjaTenchu77885: k what u got?

NinjaTenchu77885: i got high card

NinjaTenchu77885: jack

PorkPipeAnnie: I have two pair, Aces and threes.

NinjaTenchu77885: damn

NinjaTenchu77885: i guess my pants are leavin town

NinjaTenchu77885: OOPs no boxers oh well

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, deal em up.

NinjaTenchu77885: alright

NinjaTenchu77885: *havds out cards

NinjaTenchu77885: hands^

NinjaTenchu77885: DAMMIT

NinjaTenchu77885: i bet the rest of my clothes

PorkPipeAnnie: I have two dueces, a birthday card, the card from some plumbing company in Miami, and a joker.

NinjaTenchu77885: damn

NinjaTenchu77885: ok im buck naked u win

PorkPipeAnnie: One more hand on house credit?

NinjaTenchu77885: ok...i i lose...sex...if i win...sex...however u like

PorkPipeAnnie: K

PorkPipeAnnie: I deal

PorkPipeAnnie: *shuffles*

NinjaTenchu77885: alrighht

PorkPipeAnnie: What do you have?

NinjaTenchu77885: royal flush

PorkPipeAnnie: What suit?

NinjaTenchu77885: hearts :-)

PorkPipeAnnie: Ooooh. Tsk Tsk.

NinjaTenchu77885: aww damn

PorkPipeAnnie: See, I also have a royal flush, only mine is in diamonds.

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you know the rule here?

NinjaTenchu77885: no?

PorkPipeAnnie: Alphabetical order.

NinjaTenchu77885: dimonds rule

PorkPipeAnnie: Clubs beat diamonds beat hearts beat spades.

PorkPipeAnnie: You owe the house.

NinjaTenchu77885: allright

NinjaTenchu77885: well u see im butt naked

PorkPipeAnnie: *A large Buster Douglas type walks into the room and crack his knuckles.* Looks like someone got in over his head!

NinjaTenchu77885: oh shit

PorkPipeAnnie: He palms the back of your head, which at this point is shaking uncontrollably.

NinjaTenchu77885: IT CAN BE A THREESOME I DUN CARE

PorkPipeAnnie: Shut your mouth, fool!

PorkPipeAnnie: I make the rules here!

NinjaTenchu77885: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: Buster sets you down and unzips his fly.

PorkPipeAnnie: !3 and a quarter inches of unwashed jungle cock flops out into your face.

PorkPipeAnnie: 13*

NinjaTenchu77885: eww

PorkPipeAnnie: You try to look away but the stink makes you wince.

NinjaTenchu77885: *coughs

PorkPipeAnnie: I laugh and take off my bra.

PorkPipeAnnie: My tits flop out like gym socks full of vomit.

NinjaTenchu77885: so umm why is this other guy here

PorkPipeAnnie: "Never make bets you can't afford to lose" I say as I take down my skirt.

NinjaTenchu77885: ok

PorkPipeAnnie: "Shut your pussy white-boy mouth!" say Buster, and you make a little wet in the chair.

NinjaTenchu77885: i dun have to give him head do i?

PorkPipeAnnie: You may. It's all gonna depend on you.

NinjaTenchu77885: no thanks

PorkPipeAnnie: We're gonna do a little gambling.

NinjaTenchu77885: uh huh

PorkPipeAnnie: I put my beautiful pussy inches from your face.

NinjaTenchu77885: I try to lick

PorkPipeAnnie: Buster smashes you across the mouth with his giant Negroid hand!

PorkPipeAnnie: You wait, muthafucker!

NinjaTenchu77885: OW dammit that hurt

NinjaTenchu77885: piss off

PorkPipeAnnie: Now, My pussy is there on the poker table - right next to the greasy, uncut, unwashed black cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: You can put it all on red or black on the roullette wheel.

PorkPipeAnnie: If you win, I am your slave.

PorkPipeAnnie: Lose, Buster has his way with you.

NinjaTenchu77885: and buster cant doa thing about it?

PorkPipeAnnie: Right.

NinjaTenchu77885: if i win?

NinjaTenchu77885: ok

NinjaTenchu77885: red

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you nervous?

NinjaTenchu77885: what the fuck do you think?

PorkPipeAnnie: Buster is one angry, stinky, big-dicked motherfucker.

NinjaTenchu77885: exactly

PorkPipeAnnie: Here we go! *spins the wheel, rolls the ball*

NinjaTenchu77885: RED RED

PorkPipeAnnie: It pops into 17, then to 36 and back into 17!

NinjaTenchu77885: is that red?

PorkPipeAnnie: Know what that means?

NinjaTenchu77885: huh?

PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry, my friend. Thanks for playing at the Moulin Rouge.

NinjaTenchu77885: bye!

PorkPipeAnnie: Buster picks you up by the back of your neck.

PorkPipeAnnie: You shout but it falls on deaf ears.

PorkPipeAnnie: Your ass cheeks are pryed apart and greasy cock is plowed into you.

 

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