Strip Poker
Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"
NinjaTenchu77885: Hi
PorkPipeAnnie: How Old are you?
NinjaTenchu77885: 19
PorkPipeAnnie: Cool!
PorkPipeAnnie: Kids don't know how to cyber.
NinjaTenchu77885: ok
NinjaTenchu77885: so... u wanna play first(its my trademark)
PorkPipeAnnie: Sure!
PorkPipeAnnie: Whats your kink?
NinjaTenchu77885: whatcha wanna play?
NinjaTenchu77885: strip Poker
PorkPipeAnnie: k
NinjaTenchu77885: *draws hand
NinjaTenchu77885: k what u got?
NinjaTenchu77885: i got high card
NinjaTenchu77885: jack
PorkPipeAnnie: I have two pair, Aces and threes.
NinjaTenchu77885: damn
NinjaTenchu77885: i guess my pants are leavin town
NinjaTenchu77885: OOPs no boxers oh well
PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, deal em up.
NinjaTenchu77885: alright
NinjaTenchu77885: *havds out cards
NinjaTenchu77885: hands^
NinjaTenchu77885: DAMMIT
NinjaTenchu77885: i bet the rest of my clothes
PorkPipeAnnie: I have two dueces, a birthday card, the card from some plumbing company in Miami, and a joker.
NinjaTenchu77885: damn
NinjaTenchu77885: ok im buck naked u win
PorkPipeAnnie: One more hand on house credit?
NinjaTenchu77885: ok...i i lose...sex...if i win...sex...however u like
PorkPipeAnnie: K
PorkPipeAnnie: I deal
PorkPipeAnnie: *shuffles*
NinjaTenchu77885: alrighht
PorkPipeAnnie: What do you have?
NinjaTenchu77885: royal flush
PorkPipeAnnie: What suit?
NinjaTenchu77885: hearts :-)
PorkPipeAnnie: Ooooh. Tsk Tsk.
NinjaTenchu77885: aww damn
PorkPipeAnnie: See, I also have a royal flush, only mine is in diamonds.
PorkPipeAnnie: Do you know the rule here?
NinjaTenchu77885: no?
PorkPipeAnnie: Alphabetical order.
NinjaTenchu77885: dimonds rule
PorkPipeAnnie: Clubs beat diamonds beat hearts beat spades.
PorkPipeAnnie: You owe the house.
NinjaTenchu77885: allright
NinjaTenchu77885: well u see im butt naked
PorkPipeAnnie: *A large Buster Douglas type walks into the room and crack his knuckles.* Looks like someone got in over his head!
NinjaTenchu77885: oh shit
PorkPipeAnnie: He palms the back of your head, which at this point is shaking uncontrollably.
NinjaTenchu77885: IT CAN BE A THREESOME I DUN CARE
PorkPipeAnnie: Shut your mouth, fool!
PorkPipeAnnie: I make the rules here!
NinjaTenchu77885: ok
PorkPipeAnnie: Buster sets you down and unzips his fly.
PorkPipeAnnie: !3 and a quarter inches of unwashed jungle cock flops out into your face.
PorkPipeAnnie: 13*
NinjaTenchu77885: eww
PorkPipeAnnie: You try to look away but the stink makes you wince.
NinjaTenchu77885: *coughs
PorkPipeAnnie: I laugh and take off my bra.
PorkPipeAnnie: My tits flop out like gym socks full of vomit.
NinjaTenchu77885: so umm why is this other guy here
PorkPipeAnnie: "Never make bets you can't afford to lose" I say as I take down my skirt.
NinjaTenchu77885: ok
PorkPipeAnnie: "Shut your pussy white-boy mouth!" say Buster, and you make a little wet in the chair.
NinjaTenchu77885: i dun have to give him head do i?
PorkPipeAnnie: You may. It's all gonna depend on you.
NinjaTenchu77885: no thanks
PorkPipeAnnie: We're gonna do a little gambling.
NinjaTenchu77885: uh huh
PorkPipeAnnie: I put my beautiful pussy inches from your face.
NinjaTenchu77885: I try to lick
PorkPipeAnnie: Buster smashes you across the mouth with his giant Negroid hand!
PorkPipeAnnie: You wait, muthafucker!
NinjaTenchu77885: OW dammit that hurt
NinjaTenchu77885: piss off
PorkPipeAnnie: Now, My pussy is there on the poker table - right next to the greasy, uncut, unwashed black cock.
PorkPipeAnnie: You can put it all on red or black on the roullette wheel.
PorkPipeAnnie: If you win, I am your slave.
PorkPipeAnnie: Lose, Buster has his way with you.
NinjaTenchu77885: and buster cant doa thing about it?
PorkPipeAnnie: Right.
NinjaTenchu77885: if i win?
NinjaTenchu77885: ok
NinjaTenchu77885: red
PorkPipeAnnie: Are you nervous?
NinjaTenchu77885: what the fuck do you think?
PorkPipeAnnie: Buster is one angry, stinky, big-dicked motherfucker.
NinjaTenchu77885: exactly
PorkPipeAnnie: Here we go! *spins the wheel, rolls the ball*
NinjaTenchu77885: RED RED
PorkPipeAnnie: It pops into 17, then to 36 and back into 17!
NinjaTenchu77885: is that red?
PorkPipeAnnie: Know what that means?
NinjaTenchu77885: huh?
PorkPipeAnnie: Sorry, my friend. Thanks for playing at the Moulin Rouge.
NinjaTenchu77885: bye!
PorkPipeAnnie: Buster picks you up by the back of your neck.
PorkPipeAnnie: You shout but it falls on deaf ears.
PorkPipeAnnie: Your ass cheeks are pryed apart and greasy cock is plowed into you.
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