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Sunday
Mar212010

Scared Straight

Doug is "aidsblood"

 

Batch333: hey

Batch333: asl?

aidsblood: 13 f nv

Batch333: horny?

Batch333: pic?

aidsblood: Yes and no.

Batch333: looks?

Batch333: how horny?

aidsblood: Reeeeeal horny.

Batch333: hum

Batch333: how far u gotten?

aidsblood: You mean sexually?

Batch333: yup

aidsblood: Let's see....

aidsblood: Oral

aidsblood: ANAL

aidsblood: Bondage

Batch333: oooooo

aidsblood: Humiliation

Batch333: ur young

aidsblood: Golden and brown showers

Batch333: ewww

aidsblood: Candle wax

Batch333: ummm

aidsblood: Milking the preostate

aidsblood: Shaving and piercing

aidsblood: Electric shock

Batch333: wow

Batch333: mike my prostate.

aidsblood: Autoerotic asphyxiation

aidsblood: Milk, not mike.

aidsblood: What are you, 10?

aidsblood: Sorry, got bumped

Batch333: o

 

aidsblood: So, thats my resume, what have YOU done?

Batch333: jacked off

Batch333: eat out

Batch333: spank

aidsblood: Bo-ring.

aidsblood: That all?

Batch333: sorry

Batch333: u virgin?

Batch333: im up for experamentation

aidsblood: Of, course, I am only 13.

Batch333: ok

aidsblood: Just cuz you piss in a guys mouth in a public restroom for 35 dollars doesnt mean I'm fucking anyone.

Batch333: ok

Batch333: u have?????

aidsblood: How old are you, queenie?

Batch333: 16

aidsblood: Fuck off.

aidsblood: Read my profile.

Batch333: ?

aidsblood: Then fuck off.

Batch333: um...your a teanager

Batch333: how old do you want?

aidsblood: Buh-bye.

Batch333: older?

aidsblood: Guh-bye.

aidsblood: This kid IM's me and I'm about to cyber the fuck out of him and it turns out he's only 16, the fucking loser, and he sounded like a homo too.

aidsblood: Oops, wrong IM box

Batch333: im actualy 18

aidsblood: Reall?

Batch333: yup

aidsblood: Really???

Batch333: yup

aidsblood: You wouldn't lie to me would you???

aidsblood: Scan your ID and send it.

aidsblood: You have a pic?

Batch333: no scaner

Batch333: sorry

aidsblood: Well tell me your fantasy, Mr Legal_age!

Batch333: what r u sayin?

Batch333: u a cop?

aidsblood: No, junior, I am not a cop.

Batch333: ok:-)

Batch333: i want head

aidsblood: As long as you are of legal age, I will listen to your fantasy. If it is sad and boring, such as "i want head", you will be immediately dismissed.

aidsblood: Use some detail.

Batch333: look i gtg

aidsblood: Say what you want.

aidsblood: Good, go. You sound like you really want a dude, anyway, you fruitbag.

aidsblood: Go suck a cock down by the tracks.

aidsblood: Officials are on their way to your ISP billing address to check your ID.

Batch333: for what?

Batch333: i didnt do anything

Batch333: i left because your too young

aidsblood: If you turn out to be underage, your equipment will be confiscated and you will be listed as a known sex offender.

aidsblood: You will have to register as such in any community you live in for the next 7 years.

aidsblood: Please do not do anything do distort your files or clear the history in your pc.

Batch333: look i didnt do anything

Batch333: if im underage?

aidsblood: That would be considered destroying evidence and is a felony.

Batch333: o shut up

aidsblood: If you are underage, you will be placed in a state-run facility until such time as you are deemed rehabilitated.

Batch333: ok....

aidsblood: Please notify your parents as to the nature of events that has traspired.

aidsblood: This is a recorded message from the state habitual sex offender office.

 

Previous message was not received by Batch333 because of error: User Batch333 is not available.

 

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