Tease Bad

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

FordToughDriver: hey a/s/l

ToolMySweetAss: Read my profile, weenie.

FordToughDriver: you got a pic?

ToolMySweetAss: How old are you?

FordToughDriver: 20

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!

FordToughDriver: got a pic?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope.

ToolMySweetAss: You?

FordToughDriver: no

FordToughDriver: got a microphone?

ToolMySweetAss: Nope.

ToolMySweetAss: Strike two.

ToolMySweetAss: Got a cock?

ToolMySweetAss: Got some lotion?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

FordToughDriver: i want someone with a mic b/c its really no fun without one

ToolMySweetAss: You've never been cybered by me, though.

FordToughDriver: well i doubt your that good

FordToughDriver: or can you prove me wrong?

FordToughDriver: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Sorry, I was making myself throw up.

ToolMySweetAss: I'm back.

ToolMySweetAss: Now take down your trousers.

FordToughDriver: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Are they down?

FordToughDriver: thats no way to get me started

FordToughDriver: thats not a turn on

FordToughDriver: i like to be teased

ToolMySweetAss: I will tease you when your pants are down.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me when.

FordToughDriver: what are you wearing?

FordToughDriver: the more the better

ToolMySweetAss: I said pull down your fucking pants so I can tease you.

FordToughDriver: what arey ou wearing?

ToolMySweetAss: You'll see when I send you a pic.

ToolMySweetAss: I'll send a pic when you pull down your pants.

FordToughDriver: ok

FordToughDriver: down

FordToughDriver: ?

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, hahahahahahah

ToolMySweetAss: Look at that little dick!

ToolMySweetAss: How embarrassing!

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, Christ thats funny!

ToolMySweetAss: (I'm teasing you)

FordToughDriver: goodbye

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: Thats what you wanted!

ToolMySweetAss: I'm sorry, I just had an abortion an hour ago and I'm moody.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

ToolMySweetAss: Helloooooooo?

FordToughDriver: your really weird

ToolMySweetAss: You're, not "your"

ToolMySweetAss: Grow up and take down your pants again.

FordToughDriver: what ar you wearing?

ToolMySweetAss: Boxers.

ToolMySweetAss: Bugs me.

ToolMySweetAss: Cock dropping through the flap and all.

ToolMySweetAss: Hellooo?

FordToughDriver: what are you weairng

ToolMySweetAss: Hurry up, I gotta get a nut before I get back to work.

ToolMySweetAss: I'mm wearing a cock ring and a butt pulg.

ToolMySweetAss: plug*

ToolMySweetAss: Bend up, grease your ass.

ToolMySweetAss: *Our* ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Quick, I gotta pitch a show to Vh1.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?