Shop Class Bait

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

shaggyx669: do you cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Did you read my profile?

shaggyx669: ya, im 21

shaggyx669: and horny as shit

shaggyx669: so you want to cyber

ToolMySweetAss: Then why did you ask if I cyber if you already

read my profile that specifically says I like to cyber?

ToolMySweetAss: Are you a moron?

shaggyx669: no, i was just checkin b/c a lot of people say that and dont

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, ok.

shaggyx669: so do you want to

ToolMySweetAss: So tell me about your self, Tits McGee.

shaggyx669: im 6'2, 225, dirty blond hair, blue eyes, built

shaggyx669: i goto a tech school for computers

shaggyx669: anything else you would like to know

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me more! I love to learn about people.. and then suck their cocks!

shaggyx669: what else would you like to know

ToolMySweetAss: Where do you live?

ToolMySweetAss: What's the last book you read?

shaggyx669: i live in virgina

shaggyx669: adventures of huck finn

ToolMySweetAss: Whats your favorite part of fucking 13 year old girls?

shaggyx669: that i know there not dirty, and they scream loud

ToolMySweetAss: Did you find that Tom Sawyer to be a Ponchas

Pilot type figure and Injun Joe to be a metaphor for death and reawakening?

shaggyx669: somewhat

shaggyx669: i havnt finished the book yet

ToolMySweetAss: Really? Elaborate on what you've discerned thus far and after I'll let you fuck my splatter-gasket.

shaggyx669: well ive gotten to the part where jim and huck are goin down the mississipi and pick up 2 con artists

ToolMySweetAss: Talking literature makes my pussy steam like a vapor maker.

shaggyx669: ku

shaggyx669: are you horny enough to start to cyber

shaggyx669: cause i know i am

ToolMySweetAss: No, first I want to know what parralels you've

found the author to be making to the social and political climate of the day.

ToolMySweetAss: Then I want you to tool my fuck-box like a retarded

monkey!

shaggyx669: i think hes saying how people just need to learn that what color you are shouldnt matter when it comes to friends and society as a whole.

shaggyx669: you ready now

ToolMySweetAss: Wow. How old are you?

shaggyx669: 21

ToolMySweetAss: And you're just getting around to Huck Finn?

ToolMySweetAss: You must've been real busy the last ten years, huh?

ToolMySweetAss: Anyway, lets cyber...

shaggyx669: no i read it in high school, but i wanted to read it again, b/c i wasnt payin much attention in that class

shaggyx669: k

shaggyx669: you start

ToolMySweetAss: but lets cyber in German!

shaggyx669: i dont know german

ToolMySweetAss: Aber becklecker nicht das sofa!

ToolMySweetAss: Fich mich, du miserbale hurensohn!

shaggyx669: what

ToolMySweetAss: Da! Da!

shaggyx669: please speak english

ToolMySweetAss: Schwienker uten mein glommenfher!

shaggyx669: please

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, well what other language do you speak?

ToolMySweetAss: If you're stupid we could settle for spanish.

ToolMySweetAss: Latin, perhaps?

shaggyx669: none, i have been outta high school for 3 years and havnt spoken any in a while

shaggyx669: how bout english

ToolMySweetAss: I want you to fuck my ass but i'm tired of just typing "Oh, ya fuck my ass".

ToolMySweetAss: BO-ring.

ToolMySweetAss: Make it ineresting or I'm going to have to find some

sadistic kraut to corn-pile me in the tongue of the Fatherland.

shaggyx669: i want u 2 stick 4 fingers in ur pussy and start masterbatin

shaggyx669: tell me how it feels

ToolMySweetAss: Booooooring!

shaggyx669: then ill make it worth ur wild

shaggyx669: how does that sound

ToolMySweetAss: I can put a shoe in there and still rattle it around like a spray- paint can.

shaggyx669: do what u wantr just make it really sexual and tell me how ur doin it, and ill make it worth ur wild

shaggyx669: hows that???

ToolMySweetAss: k

ToolMySweetAss: hold.

shaggyx669: start when ur ready

ToolMySweetAss: start jacking off and I'll be with you in a minute.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Ok, lets say we're in shop class.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: Mr Ungerwhild is the teacher but he's drunk

again and passed out under the desk.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: The whole room reeks of urine and its making me

HOT!

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I am showing you how to build a bird cage.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I did most of the work for you because I saw you

were still reading huck finn at 21 and assumed you were a special student.

shaggyx669: lol, ok

ToolMySweetAss: I am real hot so I decide to get naked.

shaggyx669: k

ToolMySweetAss: Do you like my breast?

shaggyx669: o hell ya

ToolMySweetAss: I tell you we can't fuck til after you finish your birdcage

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I've told you this everyday for a month but you

are a numbskull and can't figure out how to tie your own shoes.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I get frustrated and put your head in the vice.

ToolMySweetAss: I clamp it real tight so you can't move.

shaggyx669: thats gonna hurt

ToolMySweetAss: I pull down your pants and carress your hairy balls.

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, it's going to hurt.

shaggyx669: oo

ToolMySweetAss: But sometimes you need a little pain in order to learn a lesson.

shaggyx669: i know, keep goin

ToolMySweetAss: I gently pull your balls back between your legs

and tuck them up near your ass-pipe.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I get down if front of you, your beautiful cock staring me right in the face.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: I open in my mouth in a perfect "O" like a blow-up doll.

shaggyx669: k

ToolMySweetAss: "Kelli-Ann, What The Fuck Do You Think You're Doing?"

ToolMySweetAss: It's Mr Ungerwhilde!

ToolMySweetAss: He's awake and surly!

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: He steams over to our work bench and grabs me by the hair!

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: He lays me down on the table, puts a fresh coat

of 3-in-1 oil on my potato and slams his fist so far up my cunt I

can nibble hairs off his knuckles!

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: You squirm to protect me but he catches you!

ToolMySweetAss: He cuts off you hands with a band saw so you

cannot free yourself!

shaggyx669: ouch thats gonna sux in the future

shaggyx669: n more jerkin off, lol

ToolMySweetAss: He takes your balls that are pulled between your legs and yanks them!

shaggyx669: oww

ToolMySweetAss: He plants one foot on your ass and pulls your

balls with two hands til the tear free!

ToolMySweetAss: He's a big, bear-like man with foul breath and thick spectacles.

shaggyx669: ok

ToolMySweetAss: The sight of blood spurting from out where your

balls used to be sends him spinning into a frenzy.

shaggyx669: i bet

ToolMySweetAss: He pulls out his cock and it looks like an irish

shalale, all twisted and knotty, a foot long if an inch .

shaggyx669: k

ToolMySweetAss: Its got an etxtra head on the side of it.

shaggyx669: eww. lol

ToolMySweetAss: Not a penis head, an angry baby head with bad teeth.

shaggyx669: lol

ToolMySweetAss: H e grabs onto your spine with a three-pronged gardening claw and jams his whole cock into your waiting

rectum without even giving a moment to pray or screan out.

ToolMySweetAss: You beg him to stop but at the same time you are enjoying it.

shaggyx669: are you masterbatin

ToolMySweetAss: You have always wanted man-cock in your ass but you were scared to admit it.

ToolMySweetAss: In a way, yes I am.

shaggyx669: how are you masterbatin

ToolMySweetAss: Did you come already?

ToolMySweetAss: I am masturbating with my right hand fully

wrapped around my cock.

shaggyx669: not yet that made me stop for a sec. but im cont. now

ToolMySweetAss: Mmmmmm.

ToolMySweetAss: Cool.

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me what you'd do to me if I were there.

shaggyx669: id bend you over and ram my dick in your ass as hard as i could and hold on to your hips so i didnt pull out

shaggyx669: what woudl you doto me if i was there

ToolMySweetAss: Wait. I think I just wrote an entire novel. You give

me one sentence and try to lob it back into my court?

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck you you selfish prick.

ToolMySweetAss: Gimme something to jack off to.

ToolMySweetAss: My dick is hard too, you know.

ToolMySweetAss: And remember to include the bald spots on either

side of your head from where the apes tore your head out of the vice.

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