Schmaltzie
Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"
firemn2001: hey
PorkPipeAnnie: Are you really a fireman????
firemn2001: how are u tonight?
firemn2001: no
PorkPipeAnnie: Cuz I am a burn victim!
firemn2001: really?
PorkPipeAnnie: Yep.
firemn2001: u have a pic?
PorkPipeAnnie: Why do say you are a fireman if you are not?
firemn2001: its a song i like
PorkPipeAnnie: What song?
firemn2001: by george strait called the fireman
PorkPipeAnnie: Wow, what do you do for reals?
firemn2001: go to school
firemn2001: whats your a/s/l?
PorkPipeAnnie: How old are you?
firemn2001: im 15
firemn2001: u?
PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, fuck off.
firemn2001: why?
PorkPipeAnnie: Read a profile one time
firemn2001: lol well i kinda lied b/c i thought it said older then 20
firemn2001: so are we still cool?
firemn2001: im not 15
firemn2001: are u there?
firemn2001: ok ignore me its your loss
PorkPipeAnnie: fuck off i said
firemn2001: u couldnt handle me anyway
PorkPipeAnnie: how old are you, homo?
firemn2001: im 21
PorkPipeAnnie: Why would you lie?
PorkPipeAnnie: You lied to me before.
PorkPipeAnnie: Thats fucked up.
firemn2001: b/c i thought your profile said under 20
firemn2001: not when your horny
PorkPipeAnnie: So, you will lie and say anything to get a girl to cyber you?
PorkPipeAnnie: Well then you have to start.
PorkPipeAnnie: If you are really 21 you should be pretty good.
firemn2001: do u masterbate?
PorkPipeAnnie: No, cockchugger, I cyber without masturbating. I do it for the art.
PorkPipeAnnie: Fucking nitwit.
firemn2001: well i like to talk about masterbating
PorkPipeAnnie: Yes, I jack off like a monkey.
PorkPipeAnnie: Get at it.
firemn2001: lol tell me what your wearing first
PorkPipeAnnie: So far you ain't said shit.
firemn2001: tell me what your wearing and i will
PorkPipeAnnie: I am wearing CareBear footy pajamas with the ass flap in the back.
firemn2001: your too damn young for me
PorkPipeAnnie: I fuck like a freight train though.
firemn2001: cant say much to that can ya?
firemn2001: how do u masterbate?
PorkPipeAnnie: I put nut butter on my goop-hole and let Schmaltzie lick it off.
PorkPipeAnnie: Schmaltzie is almost 16 years old.
PorkPipeAnnie: Dad says we may have to put him to sleep.
PorkPipeAnnie: Evidently his diet is ruining his digestive system.
PorkPipeAnnie: My fault, who knows? All I know is if I touch it myself I go to Hell.
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