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Sunday
Mar212010

Red String 6

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnies"

 

redstring6: age\sex\loc\pic?

PorkPipeAnnie: 414/h/mw/k

redstring6: thats pretty funny...wanna play truth?

PorkPipeAnnie: Are you on your period?

redstring6: why do u ask?

PorkPipeAnnie: Your name.

PorkPipeAnnie: Unless it means your Indian.

redstring6: rand

redstring6: so..

PorkPipeAnnie: Rand?

redstring6: thats my name

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats supposed to explain your stupid name?

PorkPipeAnnie: no, shitbird, "redstring6".

redstring6: that is my name

PorkPipeAnnie: That name, you fucking potatohead.

redstring6: oh, its waht my old girlfriend used to call my dick,

PorkPipeAnnie: Why, cuz you tolled her during her shameful week and came up bloody and limp like string?

PorkPipeAnnie: tooled*

redstring6: no, she used to tie me up with a red string six times a week

PorkPipeAnnie: And on the 7th day?

redstring6: i got to tie her up

PorkPipeAnnie: Didn't you ever just go out?

PorkPipeAnnie: Ya know, without string?

redstring6: yah, hut we were horny alot, so we brought it with us

PorkPipeAnnie: Wow, how fucking boring are you. Do you eat the same food 6 days a week, every week, too?

redstring6: yeap, its called twat

PorkPipeAnnie: And if she's your "old" girlfriend, why not get a new name and leave the old baggage behind?

PorkPipeAnnie: Still got a thing for her?

PorkPipeAnnie: She off fucking someone better now?

redstring6: sorta, but if i changed it i wouldn't get to have stumulating conversations like this

PorkPipeAnnie: I already started jacking off in another box cuz you were boring me.

redstring6: than turn me on

PorkPipeAnnie: YOU called ME, bimble-nitz.

redstring6: r u always so polite when you finger yourself?

PorkPipeAnnie: Better hurry up, black guy in the next box is making me hot.

PorkPipeAnnie: He's talking about pooning your ex girlfriend. His name is redstring7.

redstring6: you get funnier the hornyer u get

PorkPipeAnnie: He don't have no time to be tying no bitches up.

PorkPipeAnnie: Well, you wanna fuck or you wanna sit around and let a 13 yr old girl make you look like a dick

 

 

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