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Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"


DeadSet69: HelllO there....

DeadSet69: :-)

ToolMySweetAss: Hello.

DeadSet69: How you doin this early morn??

ToolMySweetAss: Its late here.

DeadSet69: 340 am ova here...

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you?

DeadSet69: Idaho...

ToolMySweetAss: Are you a white supremacist?

DeadSet69: Hell are all up north...Im south...I dont dig that shit anywho

ToolMySweetAss: I hate white people. What part of Idaho?

DeadSet69: Southeastern

ToolMySweetAss: Boise? Nampa? Parma?

ToolMySweetAss: Oh...

DeadSet69: Pocatelllo

ToolMySweetAss: Blackfoot?

ToolMySweetAss: Poca..

ToolMySweetAss: Ah.

ToolMySweetAss: I am in Madagascar. But we studied Idaho in grade school.

DeadSet69: Ohhh YOU did??? Nice....what time is it there??

ToolMySweetAss: &:44 pm on Sunday

ToolMySweetAss: July 15th.

DeadSet69: You yankin my chain may be right..but I know it aint July 15th....

ToolMySweetAss: It really is. The rebels have been going apeshit.

DeadSet69: lol

ToolMySweetAss: They dont like the white mans calender.

DeadSet69: Weird

ToolMySweetAss: I saw a woman beheaded in the street yesterday for questioning the date.

ToolMySweetAss: It's ok, she wasn't really attractive.


ToolMySweetAss: What size is your ass?

DeadSet69: MY good size

ToolMySweetAss: Is it more wide or long?

ToolMySweetAss: Hamidou will need to know.

DeadSet69: Nope

ToolMySweetAss: He fashions the butt plugs on the Island and if you come here to be my wife he will need to know about your backside.

ToolMySweetAss: It is our tradition to fill the man-wife with a ceremonial butt-wedge to show that she is not foul.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

DeadSet69: Interesting world you live in

ToolMySweetAss: What is funny?

DeadSet69: You

ToolMySweetAss: Here it is a crime to smile.

DeadSet69: It is a crime not too smile in Pocatello...

ToolMySweetAss: If you think something is funny, you must shit in a pail here to show appreciation.

ToolMySweetAss: To smile means imprisonment.

DeadSet69: I dont believe YOU...

DeadSet69: :-)

ToolMySweetAss: Then go away.

DeadSet69: lol....PEACE tooo YOU ASS

ToolMySweetAss: To not believe is to face death before our firing squad.

ToolMySweetAss: Its our law.

ToolMySweetAss: What is your address.

ToolMySweetAss: ?

ToolMySweetAss: I must let my superior know that you were seen laughing and dis-believing.

DeadSet69: Uhmm.....lets see...I believe it is....666...Bitemeway Pocahontes...Montana.....

ToolMySweetAss: So that a firing squad might be sent to your hut.

ToolMySweetAss: Please do not move without leaving a fwding address at madagascarfiringsquad@rebelliondeathsquad,co m

ToolMySweetAss: In the meantime I will cyber you out of respect for your early passing.

ToolMySweetAss: Take out your ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?


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