Madagascar
Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"
DeadSet69: HelllO there....
DeadSet69: :-)
ToolMySweetAss: Hello.
DeadSet69: How you doin this early morn??
ToolMySweetAss: Its late here.
DeadSet69: 340 am ova here...
ToolMySweetAss: Where are you?
DeadSet69: Idaho...
ToolMySweetAss: Are you a white supremacist?
DeadSet69: Hell NO...lol......they are all up north...Im south...I dont dig that shit anywho
ToolMySweetAss: I hate white people. What part of Idaho?
DeadSet69: Southeastern
ToolMySweetAss: Boise? Nampa? Parma?
ToolMySweetAss: Oh...
DeadSet69: Pocatelllo
ToolMySweetAss: Blackfoot?
ToolMySweetAss: Poca..
ToolMySweetAss: Ah.
ToolMySweetAss: I am in Madagascar. But we studied Idaho in grade school.
DeadSet69: Ohhh YOU did??? Nice....what time is it there??
ToolMySweetAss: &:44 pm on Sunday
ToolMySweetAss: July 15th.
DeadSet69: You yankin my chain now...lol....844 may be right..but I know it aint July 15th....
ToolMySweetAss: It really is. The rebels have been going apeshit.
DeadSet69: lol
ToolMySweetAss: They dont like the white mans calender.
DeadSet69: Weird
ToolMySweetAss: I saw a woman beheaded in the street yesterday for questioning the date.
ToolMySweetAss: It's ok, she wasn't really attractive.
DeadSet69: Hmmm...lol
ToolMySweetAss: What size is your ass?
DeadSet69: MY ASS....is...a good size
ToolMySweetAss: Is it more wide or long?
ToolMySweetAss: Hamidou will need to know.
DeadSet69: Nope
ToolMySweetAss: He fashions the butt plugs on the Island and if you come here to be my wife he will need to know about your backside.
ToolMySweetAss: It is our tradition to fill the man-wife with a ceremonial butt-wedge to show that she is not foul.
ToolMySweetAss: Hello?
DeadSet69: Interesting world you live in there.......lol
ToolMySweetAss: What is funny?
DeadSet69: You
ToolMySweetAss: Here it is a crime to smile.
DeadSet69: It is a crime not too smile in Pocatello...
ToolMySweetAss: If you think something is funny, you must shit in a pail here to show appreciation.
ToolMySweetAss: To smile means imprisonment.
DeadSet69: I dont believe YOU...
DeadSet69: :-)
ToolMySweetAss: Then go away.
DeadSet69: lol....PEACE tooo YOU ASS
ToolMySweetAss: To not believe is to face death before our firing squad.
ToolMySweetAss: Its our law.
ToolMySweetAss: What is your address.
ToolMySweetAss: ?
ToolMySweetAss: I must let my superior know that you were seen laughing and dis-believing.
DeadSet69: Uhmm.....lets see...I believe it is....666...Bitemeway Pocahontes...Montana.....
ToolMySweetAss: So that a firing squad might be sent to your hut.
ToolMySweetAss: Please do not move without leaving a fwding address at madagascarfiringsquad@rebelliondeathsquad,co m
ToolMySweetAss: In the meantime I will cyber you out of respect for your early passing.
ToolMySweetAss: Take out your ass.
ToolMySweetAss: Hello?
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