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Sunday
Mar212010

Kill The Hooker

Doug is "PorkPipeAnnie"

 

Joshey10: hey

PorkPipeAnnie: Yes?

Joshey10: im 23 m ny

PorkPipeAnnie: Great! I love NY.

Joshey10: kool

Joshey10: i horny

Joshey10: *im

PorkPipeAnnie: Poor bastard. Want some help jacking off?

Joshey10: ya

Joshey10: will you?

PorkPipeAnnie: Sure, what do you like/

Joshey10: im 5'10'', brown hair, brown eyes

Joshey10: tan

PorkPipeAnnie: No, what are you into?

Joshey10: i like sex

PorkPipeAnnie: Say I was a hooker and you were going to kill me afterwards anyway. What would you do to me first?

Joshey10: i would get head

PorkPipeAnnie: Thats all?

PorkPipeAnnie: Just head?

PorkPipeAnnie: Would you cut it off first?

Joshey10: you do something

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, so I am a hooker and you want head.

Joshey10: i'd want you to do stuff to me

Joshey10: anything

PorkPipeAnnie: You bring me to a hourly-rate crack hotel.

PorkPipeAnnie: You take out a Poulan Chainsaw X-T 950.

PorkPipeAnnie: The whine of the motor terrifies me.

PorkPipeAnnie: Without so much as a crack in your expression, you saw off my head.

PorkPipeAnnie: Now you take my bloody skull, pull open the mouth and drop it onto your rock hard cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: It falls top-heavy and your big dick pokes out the neck like a turd sneaking out of an asshole

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?

PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: not yet

PorkPipeAnnie: Ok.

PorkPipeAnnie: My corpse lies on the floor with blood cascading from the neck.

PorkPipeAnnie: You do another bump of meth and try to tug some life into your syphlittic twisted cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: Cop car sirens wail in the night and give you the fear.

PorkPipeAnnie: But they aren't coming for you. Not yet.

PorkPipeAnnie: You spread the ass cheeks of my cooling corpse and find that I voided my colon when I was killed.

PorkPipeAnnie: You stick two fingers into the waste and hold it under your nose.

PorkPipeAnnie: You know that smell. That is the smell of Power.

PorkPipeAnnie: It makes your cock swell like a thumb caught in a car door.

PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: almost

PorkPipeAnnie: You remeber that I am a heroin mule and have recently come back from a trip to Bolivia. On a hunch you jam your entire hand to the elbow in my ass.

PorkPipeAnnie: You can feel the skin and flesh tear.

PorkPipeAnnie: You feel a baggie way up in my colon and no you've struck paydirt.

PorkPipeAnnie: You remove it and your whole arm is dripping blood and feces.

PorkPipeAnnie: You lick it clean like a wounded animal.

PorkPipeAnnie: There's a knock at the door.

PorkPipeAnnie: *Knock - Knock*

PorkPipeAnnie: I said Knock - Knock!

Joshey10: who's there?

PorkPipeAnnie: "It's Thaddeus, Kareena's pimp. Where's my mutherfuckin ho at?"

Joshey10: not here

PorkPipeAnnie: You look through the keyhole and start to panic.

PorkPipeAnnie: Its the biggest angriest black man you have ever layed eyes on.

PorkPipeAnnie: He kicks in the door before you have a chance to slide the deadbolt.

PorkPipeAnnie: There you are with his prize whore's head impaled on your cock and his bag of Horse in your hand.

PorkPipeAnnie: "Mutherfucker, You killed my best ho"

PorkPipeAnnie: You are speechless.

PorkPipeAnnie: He tells you that there is a high paying client waiting to fuck that ho, who you have no ruined.

PorkPipeAnnie: They only way he will let you live is if you dress up like a girl and let this guy fuck you.

Joshey10: eeeeewwwwwww.....

Joshey10: n

Joshey10: NO

PorkPipeAnnie: You jump at the chance.

PorkPipeAnnie: Wait a minute.

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: im not getting fucked

PorkPipeAnnie: A minute ago I had you licking blood and feces of the fist you just pulled out of a headless, dead hookers ass... but NOW I went too far?

Joshey10: im not gay

PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, My bad.

PorkPipeAnnie: So any way..

PorkPipeAnnie: Here you are covered in the shit and innards of a dead crack whore, fresh from fucking her in her decapitated head.

PorkPipeAnnie: Her pipm is now standing in front of your naked body and he's pissed off.

PorkPipeAnnie: pimp*

PorkPipeAnnie: He grabs the back of your head like a basketball and pushes it down on his dirty, uncut, stinkin black cock.

PorkPipeAnnie: You take it in your mouth and try not to vomit.

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: sick

PorkPipeAnnie: He tells you that in order for him to come, you have to lick his ass.

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: fuck you

PorkPipeAnnie: What are you, a racist?

Joshey10: no

Joshey10: im not gay

PorkPipeAnnie: I didn't say you LIKED it, did I?

Joshey10: no

PorkPipeAnnie: Do you kill hookers with chainsaws?

PorkPipeAnnie: No, you don't. But did you get all pissed off when I put it in the fantasy?

 

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