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Doug is "aidsblood"

ll0572: hi

ll0572: wanna chat?

aidsblood: Hi. :-P

ll0572: where r u from?

aidsblood: Sure! Whats on your mind, flapjack?

aidsblood: Las Vegas!

ll0572: anything fun! do u like older guys?

aidsblood: Older than what?

ll0572: than u

aidsblood: Yes, are you older than me?

ll0572: yes

aidsblood: How do you know?

ll0572: your info

ll0572: says you're 13

aidsblood: Then you must have also read that I like older guys.

ll0572: just making sure

ll0572: :-)

aidsblood: So you are wasting my time asking me bullshit questions you already know the answer to.

ll0572: it says a few more intersting things too

aidsblood: No shit, onionhead.

ll0572: hey now

aidsblood: Get to your point, I am annoyed with your little dance.

ll0572: u really like sucking cock?

aidsblood: I try to be upfront to avoid all this preening.

aidsblood: Yes. Yes I do.

aidsblood: Another question you know the answer to.

aidsblood: All in the info yet you still waste my time.

ll0572: excellent!

ll0572: how about we have fun?

aidsblood: I could have made you come by now if you just got to the point.

aidsblood: How fucking old are you?

ll0572: 2

ll0572: 26

aidsblood: I beleived you more the first answer.

ll0572: lol

ll0572: smatrass

aidsblood: What are you into, creepy?

ll0572: let's talk on the phone, it'll be more fun

ll0572: i'll tell all about it

aidsblood: Whats your number?

ll0572: gonna call me now? i was going to call u

aidsblood: No, I'll call you.

ll0572: now?

aidsblood: Sure.

ll0572: long distance

aidsblood: But you better make me come.

ll0572: i will

aidsblood: Ya, Its a nickel a minute, I think I can scrape it up.

ll0572: ***-***-**** (real number omitted for privacy reasons)

aidsblood: Massachusetts?

aidsblood: I fucking hate that accent.

aidsblood: Get me hot first and then I'll call.

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aidsblood: Wow, you hung up quick.

ll0572: u mean disonnected?

ll0572: did u call?

aidsblood: Ya, I told you to get me hot first and then I would call but you were already gone.

ll0572: i'll get u hot on the phone

aidsblood: I don't want to sit there trying to get hot listening to the stupid Massachusetts accent.

aidsblood: "Ya, my cahk is wicked hahd!"\

ll0572: i don't have that accent

aidsblood: Fuck that, show my your wares up front. Tell me what you're into and then I'll call.

ll0572: i'm back

aidsblood: You've already shown me that you have no problem wasting my time. Now gimme a little up front and I'll call and finish you off.

aidsblood: Whats your kink, chink?

ll0572: i'm into licking pussy, ass, nibbling on nipples, fucking pussy and ass

ll0572: fucking hard

aidsblood: Here's what I'll do:

aidsblood: Oral

aidsblood: Anal

aidsblood: Sadism

aidsblood: Humiliation

aidsblood: Fecalfelia

aidsblood: Cleveland Steamers

aidsblood: Horsewhipping

aidsblood: Bondage

aidsblood: Golden and brown showers

aidsblood: Nippleclamps and genital mutilation

aidsblood: Milking the prostate

aidsblood: Foul smells

aidsblood: and of course

aidsblood: The Dirty Sanchez

aidsblood: No fucking though. I'm a virgin.

ll0572: ok, let's talk

aidsblood: You may order three off the menu.

aidsblood: Your order please.

ll0572: how about u call me and i'll tell u then

aidsblood: I'll need your order up front.

aidsblood: But I'll make you come like a fire hydrant.

ll0572: ok?

aidsblood: Your order please.

ll0572: u there?

aidsblood: Yes.

aidsblood: Waiting.

ll0572: aim is messed up

ll0572: u there?

aidsblood: C'mon now my pussy is getting cold.

ll0572: call me and i'll tell u what i pick

ll0572: ok

ll0572: ?

aidsblood: No, I said I need your order now.

ll0572: ok, oral anal and the third is up to you

aidsblood: If you waste my time one more time, I will disconnect and you won't get my sweet, sweet pussy.

aidsblood: No, you must pick.

ll0572: u like golden showers on you?

aidsblood: Either way.

ll0572: then golden shower is third

ll0572: gonna call now?

aidsblood: Hold while I process your order.

aidsblood: Wait one moment.

aidsblood: Do not hang up.

ll0572: don't waste my time either, if u wanna call then let's do it

ll0572: u calling?

ll0572: yes or no?

aidsblood: Hang on, I'm trying to get a boner.

ll0572: good luck

aidsblood: You sure you want Golden shower?

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