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Sunday
Mar212010

Kentucky Fried

Doug is "ToolMySweetAss"

 

STUD7897: hello my name is Rick and I am 22 from KY would you like to chat?

ToolMySweetAss: Sure!;-)

STUD7897: i have a pic on my website

STUD7897: http://studentweb.bellarmine.edu/rbutto01/index.html

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet!=-O

STUD7897: what are you doing tonight

STUD7897: i am taking a break from some homework at school I have finals next week

ToolMySweetAss: Everyone one needs to jack off every nowand again!

STUD7897: okay so did you like my picture and my site?

ToolMySweetAss: I was hoping for a picture of your cock.:'(

ToolMySweetAss: But ur cute!

STUD7897: well I can tell you thats big too

ToolMySweetAss: Wow, you should have it on your website.;-)

ToolMySweetAss: Nice cock is hard to come by.

STUD7897: well I don't know. I am single though and have been looking for a girlfriend

ToolMySweetAss: Your brother Brandon is SOOOOOOOO hot!!!!

ToolMySweetAss: OhmyGod your Dad is even hotter!

STUD7897: really. hes a sophomore in college

STUD7897: what about me I'm the one your talking to remember

STUD7897: I like anything especially playing sports and watching movies. especially comedies and romances

STUD7897: i give good back massages.

STUD7897: if you were closer i could take care of any pain you have.

STUD7897: well I better get going. email me if you ever want to talk to me about anything. my email is **** (omitted for privacy reasons)

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

STUD7897: okay

ToolMySweetAss: I was just taking a shit. I'm back now.:-*

ToolMySweetAss: Do you ever cyber?

STUD7897: occasionally

ToolMySweetAss: I mean, I assumed thats why you Im me, cuz thats what I loooove more than anything.

STUD7897: want me to take yourclothes off and rub you all over

ToolMySweetAss: How big is that big cock?

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooooh!

STUD7897: 7inches

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooooh!

ToolMySweetAss: How big is Brandon's cock?

STUD7897: can i suck your breast and kiss you all over

STUD7897: not saying... your talking to me okay

ToolMySweetAss: I bet your sweet sweet Dad has the biggest cock of all!

STUD7897: no actually i do

ToolMySweetAss: Have you ever experimented with another guy?

STUD7897: why do you ask?

ToolMySweetAss: Because I had sex with an older woman once.

STUD7897: actually i have

ToolMySweetAss: And it was HOT!

ToolMySweetAss: No kidding?

ToolMySweetAss: I love that!

ToolMySweetAss: What was it like?

STUD7897: mine was good to

STUD7897: awesome he kissed me all over

ToolMySweetAss: It makes me so horny to hear someone be HONEST!

ToolMySweetAss: This is true, right?

STUD7897: yes

ToolMySweetAss: Not just for cyber.

ToolMySweetAss: k

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me, it makes my pussy wet.

ToolMySweetAss: Was it with Brandon?

STUD7897: i wish you were closer me so we could actually do this

STUD7897: no itwasn't

ToolMySweetAss: Who was it with?

ToolMySweetAss: Mine was a babysitter.

STUD7897: a friend from middle school actually

ToolMySweetAss: Did he come in your mouth?

STUD7897: how old were you when you did it

ToolMySweetAss: 13

ToolMySweetAss: I'm 14 now and want MORE!

STUD7897: no he came on my stomach though

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooooh!

STUD7897: well hey kelli

STUD7897: can i let you go because i am tired

ToolMySweetAss: Wait, I wanna come!

ToolMySweetAss: Why do you have to go?

STUD7897: you can IM me tomorrow or send me an email does it bother you I'm 22

ToolMySweetAss: No, its a bit young but its ok.

ToolMySweetAss: You seem to know how to fuck.

ToolMySweetAss: But tell me more about your Dad's cock so I can come.

ToolMySweetAss: Your Mom is pretty. Do you think she take sit in th ass?

STUD7897: Mine is the biggest and its hairy too

ToolMySweetAss: Oh, I am sure yours is adorable. Does Brandon have a girlfriend?

STUD7897: hey I tel you what e-mail me tomorrow and i will give you my cell # if you want and we can go from there

ToolMySweetAss: Roxanne looks just like the woman who sat on my face when she was babysitting me.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you call her Roxanne or Mommy?

ToolMySweetAss: Kewl!

STUD7897: yes he is talking to someone but I 'm single

ToolMySweetAss: How old is he?

STUD7897: hey don't make fun of my family

STUD7897: how old is who brandon?

ToolMySweetAss: YA!

STUD7897: 19

ToolMySweetAss: Did you ever see your Dad or Brandon fuck?

STUD7897: hey I gotta go sweetie email me tomorrow

ToolMySweetAss: Or walk in on your Dad fucking your Mom?

ToolMySweetAss: WAIT!

 

ToolMySweetAss: I'm just about to come!

STUD7897: no i havent hey lets talk about me okay keep my family out of this

STUD7897: i'll lick your pussy till you say stop

ToolMySweetAss: Say one or two things about how sweet your Dad's cock is and then I'll pretend to be into you.

ToolMySweetAss: I just need to come.

ToolMySweetAss: Then I'll pity-fuck you into next week!

STUD7897: he sticks his hand down there

ToolMySweetAss: mmmmm

STUD7897: i love to feel my cum when i am sleeping but i know you would want to feel me too open your legs

ToolMySweetAss: C'mon Rick, show me what it means to be a woman!

ToolMySweetAss: OOOOOh Brandon, you make my puusy catch fire!

STUD7897: open your mouth and yell with great pleasure you love my warm body next to yours

STUD7897: here i cum:-)

ToolMySweetAss: Oh Roxanne, put your big hairy 70's beav over my little 14 yr old mouth!

ToolMySweetAss: Yes, fuck me, Mommy!

ToolMySweetAss: Kentucky Style!

STUD7897: hey talk about me okay

ToolMySweetAss: C'mon, give it to me like the ugly older boy nobody wants!

ToolMySweetAss: (Thats about you!)

ToolMySweetAss: C'mon Ricky-Poppa, fuck me!

STUD7897: i will bounce up and down all night for you

ToolMySweetAss: Oh ya, give it to me Brandon, you are so hot!

STUD7897: email me okay here i come kelli YES squeeze me tight all night

STUD7897: kisses

ToolMySweetAss: WAIT!

ToolMySweetAss: Your Mom and Dad are about to make me come!

ToolMySweetAss: I just need Brandon to finger my ass!

STUD7897: seriously i need to go but email me and i will give you my #

STUD7897: I'll finger you up the ass:-)

ToolMySweetAss: Please just say you are your brother Brandon fingering my ass.

ToolMySweetAss: Give it to me now and then its all about you.

ToolMySweetAss: Never mind your family.

ToolMySweetAss: You are the hottest cyber I've had.

STUD7897: I m brandon and i want your ass all night

ToolMySweetAss: But I have to write it down now cuz its my Dads computer.

ToolMySweetAss: No, your number silly.

STUD7897: Did that cum to you. Kiss me

STUD7897: what ?

ToolMySweetAss: I will kiss you forever, hottie.

STUD7897: Its long distance you know

ToolMySweetAss: Give me your number now cuz I dont know when I can get back on line.

ToolMySweetAss: It's ok, I pay all my bills from my paper route money.

STUD7897: ***-***-**** (number omitted for privacy reasons)

STUD7897: sweet dreams. Till we IM again

ToolMySweetAss: Sweet.

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: Call me sometime, too.

STUD7897: hey only call at night okay like after 11pm my time

ToolMySweetAss: I think we can be great friends.

ToolMySweetAss: ASnd I think that your brother Brandon and I could ahve some hot, hot fucking going on!

STUD7897: really do you mean it because i am really looking for a serious relationship though

ToolMySweetAss: No, you are kind of a goober. I am looking for more guys like your brother and father.

ToolMySweetAss: Besides, I am 14 years old. How serious could we get?

STUD7897: good bye

ToolMySweetAss: Serious enough for you to go to jail.

ToolMySweetAss: Wait!

ToolMySweetAss: Take down my number, geek-act.

STUD7897: what

STUD7897: why

ToolMySweetAss: It's www.baiting.org

STUD7897: okay

ToolMySweetAss: Put Brandon on.

ToolMySweetAss: Or Roxy!

STUD7897: hes not here

ToolMySweetAss: That is one sweet cunt that doesnt quit!

ToolMySweetAss: How do walk around with a mother like that and not just straight up fuck her in the ass?

 

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