A Warning

Budget Rent-A-Car in Las Vegas Raped My Baby!

New Car

As you know, I have been searching for just the right piece-o-shit car to drive onto the lot every day. Some hideous and unique box of dung to park next to Rogan's multi-billion dollar Porsche. Something that makes me laugh every time I get behind the wheel.

Many of you had suggestions and I appreciated them all. I've bid on a few and lost and others were just too far away to pick up. Now, with only a couple weeks left on the show, I had to make a decision.

Doug's NEW Dodge

I will drive this with pride and imaginary fanfare, as though I were Kennedy in Dallas with the desert sun shining love on my bald-spot.

All it needs is a trumpeting Mexi-horn to let people know who is boss.

Enjoy the pictures but remember - coveting is a sin.

                                                                                                ~Doug

*Update*

A quick note to apologize to my best friend Adam Ostrofsky. We'd been best friends since he sent me 100 bucks several days ago. Then Sam Wise sent in 200 and I figured me and Adam had just gone our separate ways in life. But Adam showed me that the bond of best friendship cannot be broken by bitch slapping Sam with a whopping 300 dollar payment less than 24 hours later to regain his best friend status. He was rewarded with many late-night drunken phone calls. Because thats what friends are for. Sorry, Sam. >To: doug@dougstanhope.com >Subject: Best Friend. >Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 21:32:44 -0700 > >Dear doug stanhope, >  >You've got cash! >  >Adam Ostrofsky just sent you money with PayPal. >  >Adam Ostrofsky is a Verified buyer. >  >------------------------------ >Payment Details >------------------------------ >  >Amount: $300.00 >Subject: Best Friend. >Note:where is my hand job. >  >my cell is XXX-XXX-XXXX. >ADAM