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A quick note to apologize to my best friend Adam Ostrofsky. We'd been best friends since he sent me 100 bucks several days ago. Then Sam Wise sent in 200 and I figured me and Adam had just gone our separate ways in life. But Adam showed me that the bond of best friendship cannot be broken by bitch slapping Sam with a whopping 300 dollar payment less than 24 hours later to regain his best friend status.

He was rewarded with many late-night drunken phone calls. Because thats what friends are for.

Sorry, Sam.



>Subject: Best Friend.

>Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 21:32:44 -0700


>Dear doug stanhope,

>You've got cash!

>Adam Ostrofsky just sent you money with PayPal.

>Adam Ostrofsky is a Verified buyer.


>Payment Details


>Amount: $300.00

>Subject: Best Friend.

>Note:where is my hand job.

>my cell is XXX-XXX-XXXX.


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