New Car
Friday, July 4, 2003 at 11:38AM
Doug Stanhope

As you know, I have been searching for just the right piece-o-shit car to drive onto the lot every day. Some hideous and unique box of dung to park next to Rogan's multi-billion dollar Porsche. Something that makes me laugh every time I get behind the wheel.

Many of you had suggestions and I appreciated them all. I've bid on a few and lost and others were just too far away to pick up. Now, with only a couple weeks left on the show, I had to make a decision.

 

 

Doug's NEW Dodge

I will drive this with pride and imaginary fanfare, as though I were Kennedy in Dallas with the desert sun shining love on my bald-spot.

All it needs is a trumpeting Mexi-horn to let people know who is boss.

Enjoy the pictures but remember - coveting is a sin.

                                                                                                ~Doug

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