Pause to Piss
Thursday, June 26, 2003 at 11:33AM
Doug Stanhope

Although I have no time to update, I must say that on this day...

I am urinating on the Grave of Strom Thurmond in Effegy. I also, in my state of drunkenness, make number two on all his relatives, especially those who died broke, poor or retarded. I will one day visit your grave and shit into a drilled hole and make prayers to your jesus that it lands into the skeletal features of your pork-fed mouth.

And I hope coloreds raped your kin. Good coloreds, not those niggers that you hate.

Back to work.

stanhope

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