A frantic last-minute conversation backstage as we were about to start a show.
[ Intro music is playing ]
Stage Manager "Standards and practices nixed the joke about the Crank Yankers puppet having brain cancer. They said to say tuberculosis."
Joe Rogan "That's fucking stupid. Let's just say herpes."
Stage Manager (franctic into headset) "They want to say herpes." (pause - then to us) "No on herpes. They still say tuberculosis."
Doug "Why not ebola?"
Joe "Or SARS?"
Writer "They already said no to SARS in another bit."
Doug "Toxic Shock Syndrome?"
Joe "Too dated. Try gonorrhea."
Stage Manager (into headset) "They want to use gonorrhea." (pause and then to us) "OK, it's a go on gonorrhea. And... go!"
[ Cue to stage ]
It's this ridiculous every day.
~doug
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