Best Friend Update
Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 11:30AM
Doug Stanhope

Check out my new best friend, Sloan. This guy is tops, assuming the payment clears.

You know the deal Sloan, best friend perks include a phone call if you inform me a close relative has died (must have proof, limit one family member) and a postcard from somewhere that I'm having more fun than you. Also, you will be required to put me up if I'm ever in your shitty town. Your best friend status can be revoked by a higher bid at anytime.

                                                 ~doug

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[ New best friend must outbid $70.00. ]

From: Sloan
To: doug@dougstanhope.com
Subject: BE MY FRIEND!
Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 18:39:37 -0700

Dear doug stanhope,

You've got cash!

This email confirms that Sloan has sent you $70.00 with PayPal.

If you do not accept or deny this payment within 30 days, it will be cancelled and the funds will be returned to Sloan's account.

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Payment Details
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Amount: $70.00

Subject: BE MY FRIEND!

Note: On behalf of the Sloan Drones. www.nhbradio.com and www.thegoddamnshow.com

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