Nothing...Except These Ladies
Monday, November 3, 2003 at 1:18PM
Doug Stanhope

As I have nothing but drudgery to update you on, I thought I would be polite and throw up a tittie picture or two out of respect for you dropping by.

 

Visiting Mancow's Morning Show

 

Andy Andrist and I have just finished Cedar Rapids, Iowa and thought we'd have a story when we crashed the town hall meeting to add to the fueled debate over legalized gambling. We went in separately with the plan of me being pro-gambling because then we wouldn't have to import hookers from Iowa City and Andy would be the religious zealot that says we'll burn in Hell if we have casinos.

Unfortunately, it wasn't an open forum so we sat there listening to the speakers drone on about the economy for an hour and half until Andy snapped and blurted out from the audience -

"YA, HOW MUCH OF THAT MONEY IS GOING INTO YOUR POCKET, WES??? YOU KNOW IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE...",

and then goes on to scream out a completely irrelevent quote out of his Bible, something about what to do if your donkey falls into a pit as the panel shouted for order. He then slammed his Bible shut and stormed out.

Not exactly the chaos we had planned but enough to save us from a total loss. Andy is with me for another week in Georgia and I'm sure we'll find more opportunities to cause a ruckus.

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